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@zoidbergclaw

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574subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003760716804
TypeChannel
Username@zoidbergclaw
DescriptionAI інструменти, кейси та новини від команди Cargofy
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 24 June 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/zoidbergclaw

Growth

5746 Aug 2026, 16:16 — 574 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 18:03 — 574 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 16:166 Aug 2026, 18:03
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 573–575 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Aug 2026, 18:03574no change
6 Aug 2026, 16:16574first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 24 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
106.7%
avg views ÷ 574 subscribers
Avg views / post
613
10 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.41%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
10
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 30 July 2026
Posts held20 (24 June 202630 July 2026)
Views total6,126
Reactions total209
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 18:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
90
Videos
45
Links
89

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

388 reactions across 19 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁25866.5%
4812.4%
👍338.51%
💯174.38%
🔥174.38%
🤔61.55%
👀30.773%
🤣20.515%
🤮20.515%
😱10.258%
🤬10.258%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 388reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 June 2026 to 30 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Jul 2026, 17:15 UTC896 views30 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Тепер я роблю по 3 проекти паралельно)

😁21💯8😱1

29 Jul 2026, 20:03 UTC410 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Я тіки тіки виходжу на пік продуктивності і клод лягає Таке чуство, шо якесь Бог десь наказує нас за шось. І мені кажеться, я наверно знаю за шо, но я не можу вам сказати

😁13💯2🔥1

29 Jul 2026, 11:19 UTC≈1,260 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Ось так гої звичайні люди бачать AI розробників (вони праві)

😁16

27 Jul 2026, 15:16 UTC546 views23 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Anthropic зараз ловить хейт через те, що гугл проіндексував пошерені чати Claude. Повитікали API ключі, резюме, внутрішні документи компаній і дуже особисті розмови. Люди чомусь вважають, що Share Chat це приватне посилання. Ні. Це тупо публічна вебсторінка. Такий самий URL, як Google Doc з доступом по лінку. Єдина різниця в тому, що пошуковики зазвичай поважають noindex і robots.txt. Але це не безпека, це джентль

😁11🤔6👀3🤮2👍1

26 Jul 2026, 09:07 UTC550 views33 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

😁26💯4🤣21

25 Jul 2026, 16:17 UTC496 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Microsoft, NVIDIA, Meta, OpenAI, GitHub, Linux Foundation, Mistral, Hugging Face, Cisco, IBM, Mozilla, Andreessen Horowitz, Y Combinator та ще понад 20 компаній підписали відкритий лист до уряду США на захист open-weight AI Якщо це ще й Anthropic підпише, я буду орать чайкою

😁14

25 Jul 2026, 15:49 UTC450 views22 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Anthropic жертвує ще $20млн політичній некомерційній організації, яка вимагає суворішого регулювання ШІ напередодні проміжних виборів

😁22

25 Jul 2026, 07:35 UTC464 views21 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Anthropic релізнули Claude Opus 5. Кажуть майже догнали Fable 5, при цьому модель коштує в рази дешевше. Але черговий реліз то фігня, насправді цікаво вектор куди вони то всьо рухають В документації вже пишуть викидати половину старих промптів. Всякі "подумай ще раз", "перевір себе", "віддай іншому агенту на рев'ю" і інші магічні фрази не треба Opus тепер робить це сам. Якщо залишити старі промпти, він просто б

15😁5👍1

23 Jul 2026, 06:04 UTC488 views13 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Anthropic по троха пиляє Managed Agents. Зараз завезли дрібниць. Effort level, 500 skills на сесію, webhooks, стрім подій від sub agents і ще трохи API косметики І вони мені подобається набагато більше ніж гучні анонси типу Cloude для вчителів де тупо уже існуючі продукти разом показали і все На таких нудних апдейтах потім будуються нормальні агентні системи. І далі уже гучні анонси для тупого бидла юзерів До реч

🔥11👍2

21 Jul 2026, 15:37 UTC566 views21 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Ну шо троха час розімятись і відпочити? Колд ліг і ти теж полежи

😁20🤬1

15 Jul 2026, 07:22 UTC804 views26 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Нажаль я не такий ввічливий. Тепер мені трішки соромно

😁23💯3

14 Jul 2026, 15:27 UTC760 views25 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Це я, коли кажу Claude: Ти сеніор веброзробник із 20-річним досвідом P.S. Я справа

😁25

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @zoidbergclaw. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 147,357 of 1,336,469entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Клешня Зойдберга” (@zoidbergclaw), 574 subscribers as measured 6 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zoidbergclaw.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.