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290subscribers

+9 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

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Telegram ID-1003638918893
TypeChannel
Username@yuputuanba
CreatedBetween 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/yuputuanba

Growth

281290285.56 August 2026 — 281 subscribers6 August 2026 — 281 subscribers7 August 2026 — 283 subscribers15 August 2026 — 290 subscribers6 August 202615 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 9 days, net +9. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 280–291 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 17:14290+7
7 Aug 2026, 14:22283+2
6 Aug 2026, 23:18281no change
6 Aug 2026, 20:18281first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 1 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
43.4%
avg views ÷ 290 subscribers
Avg views / post
126
20 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.817%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
20
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 4 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held20 (1 August 20266 August 2026)
Views total2,520
Reactions total3
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 23:18 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

3 reactions across 3 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 13:32 UTC23 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:满意 【验证留名】:祥Z 【妹子艺名】:如陌 【联系方式】:@rumo022 【上课水费】:700P 【老师类型】: 风骚性感 【整体补充】:见面先从舌吻开始。老师不是急着深入,而是先用嘴唇轻轻贴着,慢慢增加湿度和力度,偶尔用舌尖扫过,节奏完全跟着我的呼吸走。吻到一半老师会微微喘息,那种细小的回应让人很容易沉进去。后来进入角色扮演,老师选了比较贴近日常的设定,声音放得很软,眼神却一直对视,像是真的在配合剧情推进。过程中老师会根据我的动作微调自己的姿态,既不抢戏也不冷场,整段互动自然得像两个人在认真完成一段约定好的故事。结束时那种被细心回应的感觉还留在身上,比单纯的服务更有余味。 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座

6 Aug 2026, 13:11 UTC44 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:8 【妹子艺名】: 螺纹名器 【联系方式】:@luowenmingqi 【上课水费】:工兵500p 【老师类型】: 巨臀 全自动飞机杯 【整体补充】: 真🐻 C+ 评价:竞拍后迫不及待约上,虽然中途有点小插曲,但是不碍事,准时抵达小区,是市区的老小区,遥控上楼,小区内有车位,还算方便。进门一看,ls 已经穿着情趣内衣等待,有胸有屁股,人照一致,ls年纪不能算年轻,但也还是可以,皮肤状态还是很不错,比较滑嫩。直接扒开外衣让她展示身材,屁股一绝,臀围130果然不是盖的,一看果断要求换上网袜,屁股一晃一晃,肉感十足,腿部也没有多余的那种赘肉,还是白虎,在黑色网袜中更加地诱人。洗过澡后,老师提出可以精油开背要30min,由于时间比较赶,遂作罢,直接进攻正面,手部三角区按摩起手,舌头在大腿根和蛋蛋间流转,不轻易间就包裹住了龙根,口活还是一流

6 Aug 2026, 05:01 UTC32 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:9 【验证留名】:许七安 【妹子艺名】:可心 【联系方式】:@abc520mm 【上课水费】:1300 【老师类型】: 南方小妹 【整体补充】:老师小区停车方便,然后遥控上楼,老师身材不错,很热情,房间环境也不错,服务中老师很温柔细心,耐心做每一个服务,全部都是货真价实的,不敷衍,毒龙直接把我顶上天,舌头太灵活了,全身上下都被老师认真的对待,这感觉很好,后面口的时候差点射老师嘴里,太享受了,忍住后戴套直接让老师女上,老师的身材太好,在上面骑累了趴我身上,那感觉抱着一对奶子顶着我好舒服,直接抱着冲刺顶到深处出货,情绪价值也给满,好货值得分享。 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座

6 Aug 2026, 00:31 UTC43 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:满分 【验证留名】:你是 【妹子艺名】:Mico 【联系方式】:@MiCobaby6 【上课水费】:1200p 【老师类型】: 短发超模身材 【整体补充】:夏日炎炎,禁闭的玻璃窗也挡不住树上知了的叫声,就算空调房再怎么凉爽,听在心里跟手里的工作一样令人烦躁,我不禁松了松领带,解开最上面的扣子,心想点杯冰美式吧。 这时同事过来,看我眼神涣散,时不时还长叹又抿嘴,他调侃道:“是不是晚上太累了呀?TG榜单这么迷人吗?” 我环顾四下无人,知道他是关心不是调侃,微微一笑,边否认边动了动我咯吱作响的老脖子说:“和我们一样,那上面的都是上班的,谁会喜欢上班,能快就快咯,洗澡,口两下,上位,出货,走人,我觉得就……就很空洞。” “哈哈,你难道要找上面的谈恋爱吗?”同事他笑的更大声了,我也只能附和,“哎~可能我单身太久了吧。”,也对,我在期待什么不现实的

5 Aug 2026, 14:37 UTC40 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:8 【验证留名】:H 【妹子艺名】:王晚柠 【联系方式】:@wangwanning 【上课水费】:2200pp 【老师类型】: 甜妹 【整体补充】: 因为找错地方晚到了15分钟,进门粉色比基尼,熊确实大,人照8分跟照片不太像但是挺好看的,妆品不错,有一点卡粉,身材很好,皮肤很白,下面毛毛比较多,有ab面简单服务,小蟒蛇,口的还可以,建议老师服务和口的时候可以多多互动一下有点眼神交流,喜欢大胸的ly推荐打卡。 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座

5 Aug 2026, 08:39 UTC49 viewsread 6 August 2026

#演戏、做鸡、写作都需要修养 @MiCobaby6 人世百态,皆是光景,有的人登台演戏,她上床做鸡,我落笔做人,原是一般的道理。做演员这件事,看似光鲜热闹,聚光灯下璀璨夺目,可褪去浮华,内里最可贵的,不过是一份踏实的修养,一份纯粹的本心。她说,黑子们都CALL她老鸡。我只是笑笑“卖逼可是一件极难的事,除了要好看,还要有心理建设,丑成猪头也要亲的下去,老公宝贝也要张口叫的出”我抓了她一把屁股“做黑子就简单了,只要皮厚不要脸就可以了,出卖灵魂可比卖逼容易多了。”世间万事,从来没有凭空而来的从容,床上的分毫光彩,皆是床下日积月累的沉淀。 偌大的客厅里,我满身大汗,急不可耐除去衣衫,不是因为色急,而是短短从大门走到课室的几步路,汗水已浸透脊背。上海下午的天,真是热的要命。我丢出一卷美式黑帮街头交易的捆扎现金,让她清点。三下五除二已奔向浴室,她脱的比我更快,赤裸的酮体走在前头带路,屁股虽不及频道自吹的那么圆润,身材也算是好的,腰线收紧

5 Aug 2026, 05:42 UTC59 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:10 【验证留名】:hdjj 【妹子艺名】:芊羽 【联系方式】:@Jiaxi22 【上课水费】:800 【老师类型】: 御姐,少妇 【整体补充】:是一个标准的四川妹子,看见胸跟身材就有反应了,全程陪伴式服务,床上主动热情不冷场,舌吻管够。下面紧致包裹,吊感十足,床上服务姿势配合,全程可以全自动,800块钱有这些服务简直就是扶贫天使,之前去了一个手推他么的都发了我499 这个妹子800给我这些情绪价值跟服务我觉得她简直是菩萨,后面我肯定是常客。 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座

5 Aug 2026, 04:28 UTC59 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:9 【验证留名】:西门庆 【妹子艺名】:可心 【联系方式】:@abc520mm 【上课水费】:1300 【老师类型】:萌妹 【整体补充】:老师住的小区很好停车,温馨的感觉,而且老师女友感很足,也很健谈,进门之后,满意付了课费然后就去洗澡了,老师侍浴过程中很细心,比我自己洗还仔细哈哈哈哈哈。老师服务过程中,可选择穿黑丝,制服,衣服很多,特别老师穿上黑色丝袜让我瞬间眼睛一亮,作为丝袜控足控很满足。服务也是很顶,先用一对奶子在我身上调情,AB面都很有感觉,开始进入正题,老师很敏感,很容易出水,女上、传教、后入老师都非常配合,很舒服。特别老师的叫声听着太舒服,很刺激我让我几分钟就出水了,唯一的遗憾就是没有蛇, 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座

4 Aug 2026, 15:00 UTC64 viewsread 6 August 2026

#深夜食堂 活色春香 @hzzzls 她身上的胭脂香粉带着一股熟悉的味道,是春子,秋子,舒怡泉,是吉原,南方,亚马逊,是博地热海和我的青春回忆。 正文 夜里十点半,暑气依旧蒸腾着这座城市。踢完三小时的球,腰酸背痛乳酸堆积。打开TG群发"HELLO,还有夜课嘛?"假如身体不舒服,大致是哪里淤堵了,淤堵那就需要通,通则顺。不久,群发的消息向漂流瓶一样回溯过来“有的,宝贝”。哟,还是一个三通老师。我的收藏夹里留着一堆关注,这时候群发的效率就很高了,还是要厚积薄发。那是离我很远的地方,远到我都有些退堂鼓。在虹桥机场还要下去10公里的地方。算了算时间,估计到了都要12点了。最好的决定,就是当下,犹犹豫豫只会增加时间成本。我赶忙一个滴滴,梳洗出门。 酒店公寓厚重的玻璃窗,把街上传来的车鸣与人声隔在外头,房间里只剩一盏灯,昏昏沉沉地照亮狭小的一隅。那种一杆子直通肠道的房型,在老师的打理下还颇具生活气息,桌面上锅碗瓢盆堆积一侧,电饭煲还开

4 Aug 2026, 14:21 UTC71 viewsread 6 August 2026

玉蒲团报告模板: https://t.me/+hshPD6HDhPEyZjcx 【体验评分】:92分 【验证留名】:平治雄 【妹子艺名】:如陌 【联系方式】:@rumo022 【上课水费】:700 【老师类型】: 御姐 【整体补充】:约到如陌后感觉人比较实在,进门交流自然不端着。这次重点体验了口交和做爱过程。口交时她很专注,节奏自己会调整,不会一直停下来问,动作连贯有技巧,细节也照顾到位。转到做爱后配合更明显,姿势随便换她都跟着动,力度和速度拿捏得比较准,完全不僵硬。床上全套服务认真,过程顺畅有感觉,活好是真的,结束前还主动问满不满意。兼职自聊约的,态度正常不敷衍,杨高南路附近也方便。整体体验干净利落,适合想找配合度高、服务意识到位的人,下次有空还会再约一次 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座

4 Aug 2026, 09:27 UTC570 viewsread 6 August 2026

【体验评分】:8.8 【验证留名】:匿名 【妹子艺名】:洛青梨 【联系方式】: @luoqingli1 【上课水费】:12P 【老师类型】: 服务系大熊御姐 【整体补充】: 颜值比代哥给的视频里大几岁,真人异域风情更浓,眼睛很灵活,明眸善睐的很勾人,眉毛有点粗不同于潮流,因此自带一股英气。 整体身材抱上去感觉像个软妹,皮肤光滑柔软,三点是真粉。站起来如同细支挂硕果,摇起来好看的让人眼晕。 她会聊天,会问你感受。比较在意你的反馈。口活可以深猴,轻轻按头全根入猴,没抗拒,但是完了会同你沟通,只要告诉她就可以,不需要按着。这个价位可以复刷 【温馨提醒】:报告仅供参考,请理性选择,切勿对号入座

4 Aug 2026, 09:11 UTC74 views0 reactionsread 6 August 2026

【艺名】:佑佑 【价格】:3000 【位置】: 徐汇 【联系方式】:@tutu166 【身材样貌】: 御姐 大胸 【服务过程】:第三次来找佑佑了,要出国工作了,对于一个让我冲动了三次的老师来说,十分的不舍,因为老师明年就要上岸了,希望明年回国还能有缘再见! 老天爷真是赏饭吃,160 身高居然有一对又大又圆的E胸,屁股也是浑圆有肉,长相比较偏御姐,非标像小狐狸,骚气十足 熟了一进门就搂着我说想我了,亲亲抱抱摸摸,就给我整硬了,还说今天要干我3次!带上套,直接在沙发女上,窗帘都没来的急拉严,感觉好刺激!我是老登了,第二次换了几个姿势也就顺利交货,没有第三次哈哈我老了! 佑佑是属于比较骚性欲比较强的那类,各种姿势有求必应,乖巧听话又强势,有时会直接压倒你大蟒蛇,直接女上,有时候又像女友乖乖的迎合你,休息期间各种聊,说着各种趣事,总觉得时间过得很快! 最后祝老师早日过上自己想要的生活,财富自由,X生活快乐!

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @yuputuanba. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 108,444 of 1,480,688entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

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Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“玉蒲团报告札记栏目榜” (@yuputuanba), 290 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/yuputuanba.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.