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@ydsnmmkbg
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43subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 28 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004300316689 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ydsnmmkbg |
| Description | tg客服 @ydsnkf 双向机器人 @ydsnkfbot vx联系：gzmmk520，加好友备注tg 交流群 https://t.me/ydsnmmkchat 每日出勤 https://t.me/ydsnmmk 报告馆 https://t.me/ydsnmmkbg 营业时间：下午2点-凌晨2点 地址：广州市番禺区大石地铁站附近 |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 30 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 28 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 29 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ydsnmmkbg |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 28 Aug 2026, 23:15 | 43 | no change |
| 28 Aug 2026, 23:01 | 43 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 15 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 August 2026 |
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| Posts held | 20 (30 July 2026 – 26 August 2026) |
| Views total | 3,823 |
| Reactions total | 3 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 28 Aug 2026, 23:15 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 28 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
4 reactions across 4 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 4 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 26 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
出击人：#短发控 #云朵少女 #慧慧，8.5分 恋爱评分：9 服务评分：7 上钟细节： 颜值很不错，身材也很好是我喜欢的极品微胖，皮肤跟多数湖南妹一样很滑，聊天很像上学时候的同桌互怼，服务方面🐍不饱，今天有点没啥欲望涩涩了，后面yyc还不错边摇还边吐👅娇喘终于是让小弟弟起立了，在她身下看着美极了。野蛮女友恋爱感居多 更多关注 https://t.me/xiwaichat
出击人：#今晚打老虎 #云朵 #雅雅，9.5分，夯 身材非常好，腿玩年 恋爱评分：9.5 服务评分：9 上钟细节：头一天就找了客服，要约雅雅。当天在房间一见到雅雅，我就知道来对了。漱完口后，雅雅直接跨步坐上来，然后低头开始舌我，我都有点反应不过来。舌了估计有五六分钟，我也吃饱了，才慢慢褪去雅雅的上衣，露出两个可爱的小白兔。当然也少不了给小白兔亲亲了。虽然不大，但是吃得非常爽。边吃小白兔，雅雅还会边摸我后背，非常舒服。玩了一会，雅雅开始在我上面摇摇车，蹭得我二弟都快忍不住了，赶紧叫她下来，不然一会没内裤换了。继续抱着她啃起来，香香软软的，非常好吃😋😋😋不知不觉快到下钟的点了，继续让雅雅摇了一下，舒服，美美哒。必反 更多关注 https://t.me/xiwaichat
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出击人：#大白 #云朵 #豆豆，9.5分，夯 人比摩卡好看，青春诱惑 恋爱评分：9.5 服务评分：9 上钟细节：豆豆真人比模卡好看不少，能感受到自然的热情，笑起来很有杀伤力，说话干净利索，又带着坏，假正经的我没几分钟就绷不住了。 不是单纯长得甜，真的懂气氛。聊天的时候离得近一点，偶尔来点小动作、小眼神，马上就有那味儿了。🐍就是一直一直🐍，其他过程也不会木木的配合，豆豆自己很会接你的节奏，时不时还故意撩一下，属于明知道她在使坏，我太吃这一套了。。。结束以后脑子里还会自动回放几个画面，亲亲抱抱摸摸，还有很多很多爱做的事，配合度很高，自然如水。。。送一首蝶恋花。 娇颜初见春意透。 软语盈盈，偏把人心逗。 花影轻摇前又后， 回眸轻笑香沾袖。 最是温柔藏豆蔻。 月上帘栊，只入伊人侯。 别后相思浓似酒， 梦回尤记眉间秀。 更多关注 https://t.me/xiwaichat
#豆豆 #云朵少女 多反，不爱萝莉都爱麻啦👅
#兔儿软糖 #倩倩 #文人🖊： @迷失梦境的叉门 03-26 #总评📰： A-可返 #硬件🚺： 辣子 #情感😊：女友 #服务🛋： AAB #技能🔧： 反补、寻龙 #标签🏷： 情绪、天真 【寻找B612小行星上的叉门-妖精篇】 “现在想起来，光是遇到那家伙，就感觉自己赚到了。”——吉田修一《横道世之介》 周六如回南天降临的天气，让小叉原本计划好的周末户外活动彻底泡汤。看着午后雨不停的天气，小叉知道再待家里肯定会发霉，于是内心又开始躁动起来。 但又有哪个店这么早营业，此时小叉念头里闪过一家许久未去过的店铺，咨询客服后，小叉很快便整装出发。 “直接敲门就行，肥佬在。”看着客服回的消息，本还在犹豫要不要敲门的小叉笑了起来。 开门的果然是个大腹便便的中年大叔，或者叫他那个更为人熟知的名字，大明。 与上次见面一样，大明热情地招呼小叉到房间，但与之前体验有所不同的是，这次房间投影反映似乎不太灵敏。 正当小叉专注倒腾眼前这破旧…
【胖虎报告】[https://t.me/panghugonggao] 【所在地区】#番禺 #南村万博 【猪脚艺名】#兔儿软糖 #慧慧 【联系方式】@tertmmkkf 【验证留名】龙哥 【颜值分数】8.8 【身材分数】8.5 【服务内容】9.8 【服务态度】9.5 【推荐程度】9.5 【体验细节】 妹子跟照片差不多，属于微微胖类型，前凸后翘的身材。进房后，非常热情的打了招呼，妹子性格很活泼。今天一身白色连身裙，漱完口后主动卸甲，挺彻底的。然后像一只温柔的小猫，钻到我怀里。聊了一会，居然是老乡，也是缘分。不一会，当我看着她的时候，妹子主动的蛇了过来，舌头挺大，可以塞满整个口腔，蛇的也很深入。补钙会有点点敏感，胸也挺大的，接近C了。反补很不错，还可以高级寻龙诀。摇摇车非常厉害，摇的很有感觉，还可以各种姿势摇，让人把持不住。 总体来说，非常不错的妹子，态度很好，服务也很配合，超级好评！ 服务补充评分， 情绪价值： 9.0 蛇吻： 9.…
#🏢兔儿软糖 【慧慧】 #文人🖊： @立地太岁 03-29 #总评📰： A-可返 #硬件🚺： 微胖 #情感😊：女友 #服务🛋： ASB #技能🔧： 反补、寻龙 #标签🏷️： 情绪、烟丝、星巴克 妹妹微胖身材，但五官特别耐看，脸蛋甜美有亲和力。进门后简单寒暄几句，很自然地切入正题，先是抱抱贴贴，然后直接舌吻，全程主动又投入，吻得又深又饱满，完全没有敷衍。补钙环节超级敏感，轻触就反应很大，身子控制不住地轻轻扭动、颤抖，声音也特别软，欲罢不能的感觉很明显，反补技术中规中矩，自带寻龙。最难得的是妹妹性格很好，温柔体贴，完全不用你费心找话题，氛围一直很放松，像和熟悉的朋友在一起一样自在。 #猫猫咖难友 广州最大的猫猫咖微生态社区 ↑↑↑ 🐱点击标签加入公众号社区，享更多优惠🐱 https://www.gzmmk.top/share/0d67fa955f0a478281f837a4dd222775
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2026-4-1: #兔儿软糖 #悠米 #验证人: #火哥 #颜值评分:9/10 #身材评分:8/10 #情绪价值:9/10 #课表内容:9/10 #英雄类型:#主动型 #验证时间:2026-4-1 #综合评分:9/10 #细节内容： 好久没出车寂寞难耐，刚好客服小魔女说有助教悠米介绍，看照片是喜欢的类型，立刻奔赴战场。 本人挺好看，高瘦白净的小女孩感觉，看照片酷酷的，见到本人没想到是个软妹子。 课表做的很足很主动，全程🐍个不停，按住我🐍。本人比较腼腆，都是妹子主动，我被动享受。补钙会主动除甲，补钙有音效，中路不大一手掌控。yyc都是妹子主动，我全程躺尸享受，期间会有寻龙。 上班一天躺尸享受服务还是挺爽的，适合服务控被动星人。 推荐！！会反！！
xy群报告 出击人：#失落 #兔耳软糖 #倩倩，8.8分 人照7成，颜值不错，身高155，身材苗条，罩杯b，皮肤黄皮滑嫩 恋爱评分：8 服务评分：9.5 上钟细节： 真人比模卡上要圆润一点，但完全不胖，是那种恰到好处的肉感。🐻B罩杯，形状特别好，一手掌握刚刚好，摸起来软绵又有弹性，手感很舒服。 她是典型的主动型选手，刚漱完口就主动贴上来亲亲抱抱，基本属于你只要躺着，她全程过来"玩"你的那种类型，完全不用你操心。🐍虽然每次时间不长，但她可以来很多次，积少成多，照样能让你🐍饱，那种被持续照顾的感觉很上头。 补钙的时候反馈特别敏感，带音效配合，听得人心痒痒的。而且她会自动反补，自动yyc，完全不用你开口要求，课表直接拉满，该有的一样不落。 总的来说是体验感很好的一次，主动、配合、敏感，该有的都有，属于那种躺着享受就完事的类型 更多关注 https://t.me/xiwaichat
#豆豆 #大明，9.6分，T0 人照9成，颜值不错 #7分，160，身材苗条有肉，B，黄皮滑嫩润。 纯素人，头发很多，萌妹感非常不错，进门基本就黏在一起了，蛇不停，非常多对视，又害羞，非常心动的感觉，唯一缺点舌头短。 课表内： 蛇吻5（0无，1嘴唇，2牙关外，3舌尖，4命令才可嗦|5一般，6不错，7顶级） 补钙5（0无，1隔衣，2不解乳贴，3不解文胸|4爽摸，5亲胸） 骑乘4（0无，1坐膝盖，2贴身不摇|3处女摇，4尬摇，5爽摇，6想要你出） 聊天6（0沉默，1敷衍，2屁话多，3话术，4配合|5羞涩/热情，6女友感，7神交） 肢体语言6（0抵抗，1瘫痪，2僵硬，3机器人，4配合|5羞涩/热情，6爱贴贴，7水乳交融） 敏感度： 上路4（0厌恶，1无感|2略有反馈，3反馈明显，4享受） 中路4（0厌恶，1无感|2略有反馈，3反馈明显，4享受） 下路4（0厌恶，1无感|2略有反馈，3反馈明显，4享…
#云朵少女#悠米 #联系方式：@gzmmk520 #番禺女仆 #验证人:#一条大青龙 #颜值评分:9/10 #身材评分:9/10 #情绪价值:9.5/10 #课表内容:9.5/10 #英雄类型:#主动型-配合型 #综合评分:9/10 #细节内容: 其实关注了悠米一段时间，开始只是觉得样子很像某人，mmk的模卡见仁见智啦，兔儿这地离我有点远，所以一直在犹豫去不去……也问过曾经去过的朋友，说人照合一，那就不用犹豫，直接冲……到了地方，客服知道我路程很远，所以房间暖气提前开得很足，很贴心！路上的寒冷疲劳也一扫而光，等了几分钟，终于听到敲门声，开门后，悬着的心终于放下了，果然人照合一，穿着一套紧身学生服，样子很甜美，笑得很好看，坐下后贴心为我递上漱口水（这里给个建议，下次记得用口传递漱口水喔）正式开始课程，聊了还没几句，主动的给我来个反哺，打我一个措手不及，瞬间的鸡动了，一边反哺还一边发出让人想入菲YOU菲MI，无法自…
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Channel name was changed to «广州番禺私影女仆云朵少女mmk报告馆»
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ydsnmmkbg. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,073,660 of 1,629,571 entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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