出击人:#短发控 #云朵少女 #慧慧,8.5分 恋爱评分:9 服务评分:7 上钟细节: 颜值很不错,身材也很好是我喜欢的极品微胖,皮肤跟多数湖南妹一样很滑,聊天很像上学时候的同桌互怼,服务方面🐍不饱,今天有点没啥欲望涩涩了,后面yyc还不错边摇还边吐👅娇喘终于是让小弟弟起立了,在她身下看着美极了。野蛮女友恋爱感居多 更多关注 https://t.me/xiwaichat

Channel
番禺女仆云朵少女mmk报告馆
@gztuer_report
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
160subscribers
+6 since we began measuring on 28 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002882703052 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @gztuer_report |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 31 August 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 28 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/gztuer_report |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 01:20 | 160 | +1 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 15:18 | 159 | +6 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 21:54 | 153 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 23:30 | 154 | no change |
| 28 Aug 2026, 23:15 | 154 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 10 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 47.9%
- avg views ÷ 160 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 76.7
- 3 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 3
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (10 April 2026 – 26 August 2026) |
| Views total | 230 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 28 Aug 2026, 23:30 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 17s
- Average length
- 17s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1 reaction across 1 post, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 1 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 2 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 April 2026 to 26 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
出击人:#今晚打老虎 #云朵 #雅雅,9.5分,夯 身材非常好,腿玩年 恋爱评分:9.5 服务评分:9 上钟细节:头一天就找了客服,要约雅雅。当天在房间一见到雅雅,我就知道来对了。漱完口后,雅雅直接跨步坐上来,然后低头开始舌我,我都有点反应不过来。舌了估计有五六分钟,我也吃饱了,才慢慢褪去雅雅的上衣,露出两个可爱的小白兔。当然也少不了给小白兔亲亲了。虽然不大,但是吃得非常爽。边吃小白兔,雅雅还会边摸我后背,非常舒服。玩了一会,雅雅开始在我上面摇摇车,蹭得我二弟都快忍不住了,赶紧叫她下来,不然一会没内裤换了。继续抱着她啃起来,香香软软的,非常好吃😋😋😋不知不觉快到下钟的点了,继续让雅雅摇了一下,舒服,美美哒。必反 更多关注 https://t.me/xiwaichat
出击人:#大白 #云朵 #豆豆,9.5分,夯 人比摩卡好看,青春诱惑 恋爱评分:9.5 服务评分:9 上钟细节:豆豆真人比模卡好看不少,能感受到自然的热情,笑起来很有杀伤力,说话干净利索,又带着坏,假正经的我没几分钟就绷不住了。 不是单纯长得甜,真的懂气氛。聊天的时候离得近一点,偶尔来点小动作、小眼神,马上就有那味儿了。🐍就是一直一直🐍,其他过程也不会木木的配合,豆豆自己很会接你的节奏,时不时还故意撩一下,属于明知道她在使坏,我太吃这一套了。。。结束以后脑子里还会自动回放几个画面,亲亲抱抱摸摸,还有很多很多爱做的事,配合度很高,自然如水。。。送一首蝶恋花。 娇颜初见春意透。 软语盈盈,偏把人心逗。 花影轻摇前又后, 回眸轻笑香沾袖。 最是温柔藏豆蔻。 月上帘栊,只入伊人侯。 别后相思浓似酒, 梦回尤记眉间秀。 更多关注 https://t.me/xiwaichat
Channel name was changed to «番禺女仆云朵少女mmk报告馆»
#云朵少女 #雅雅 #联系方式:@gzmmk520 云朵少女番禺女仆 #验证人:#阿Q #颜值评分:9/10 #身材评分:8.5/10 #情绪价值:9/10 #课表内容:9/10 #英雄类型:#主动型-配合型 #综合评分:9/10 #细节内容: 雅雅点评:晚上再次出击雅雅,前置事项做完之后像第一次一样,像素未谋面的朋友,上钟先闲聊了一下,有一种朋友的感觉,而且不会尬聊,并不是刻意的那种,所以有点像朋友。课表方面做足不偷钟,而且做好不是单纯过一遍,就不赘述了。蛇方面雅雅很配合,甚至比上次还进步了,晋升大蟒蛇,只要你蛇都全程配合你拉丝,情绪价值拉满。 yyc部分更是一绝,全自动档,可能是雅雅腿比较细,变着花式yyc,定力差点的老哥要注意了[旺柴]。 总的来说,雅雅情绪价值拉满,服务好,只要不是太过分的都会满足,下次还会再翻食。喜欢娇小女友感,享受过程的绝对不会失望 #温馨提示: MM…
【所在地区】#番禺 #大石 【猪脚艺名】#云朵 #倩倩 【颜值分数】9 【身材分数】9 【服务内容】9 【服务态度】9 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】 约了三次,终于成功约到倩倩了,看来缘分还是有的(贵在坚持[破涕为笑])。倩倩一进来,给我第一感觉就是,和图片有点差别,但不多,是我喜欢的类型,娇小玲珑,漱完口,上床坐着,两眼对视,忍不住抱着她,深吸一口,顶级过肺,抱了一阵子,体验一把恋爱的感觉,开始亲亲,很配合,很舒服,手不自觉得四处摸,裙子褪下,身材前凸后翘的,手感很好,反应很真实。后面开始翻云覆雨,此处省略一万字。整个过程都非常愉快,总结一个字,非常好 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考!
#云朵少女 #雅雅 #验证人: 匿名 #颜值评分:9.0/10(乖巧学生) #身材评分:8.5/10(小而挺、白白滑滑) #情绪价值:9.0/10(主动找话题、情商高、有恋爱感) #课表内容:9.5/10 #英雄类型:#主动型 #综合评分:9.5/10 #细节内容: 终于是抽到老哥群的半价,周中没空,早就备好周末时间,直接问小魔女排班,一眼相中雅雅,小巧可爱惹人怜惜。也看了平台上的报告,评价都还不错,果断预约,竟然还有头钟,速速洗漱出发。 停车还比较方便,房间和床都挺大,比较温馨暧昧。等我刚坐下,妹子就进房间了,挺守时的,小小瘦瘦的可爱模样搭配学生装,有些回到青葱岁月的感觉。 漱口之后,便被扑到,真是零帧起飞啊,这就开始🐍上了,这个主动攻势,属实出我意料。一番舌战后,便对我下路发起攻击,寻龙摇摇车也是毫不逊色,还好城池没有失守。 之后本狼便由守转攻,褪去妹子上衣,看过模卡,心里有数,但是很挺,形状不错,也…
【胖虎报告】[https://t.me/panghugonggao] 【所在地区】#番禺 #大石 【猪脚艺名】#云朵 #慧慧 【联系方式】 【验证留名】负画饼进 【颜值分数】9 【身材分数】9.2 【服务内容】9.8 【服务态度】9.8 【推荐程度】9.6 【体验细节】 看见群里有代金券,刚好周末没事。直接选择去云朵看看。慧慧进门让我眼前一亮,简单寒暄几分钟,气氛热起来了,没多久就开始坦诚相待了。🐍的时候滑滑的很主动,反哺的更是积极的很,酥酥麻麻的。听她说还想继续减肥,但是我感觉这个体重刚刚好,特别是摇摇车的时候,这个肉肉的感觉才刺激过瘾。妹妹服务态度很好,积极在找话题聊,有机会的话还是可以二反的 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考!
【报告】[https://t.me/panghugonggao] 【所在地区】#番禺 #大石 【猪脚艺名】#云朵,雅雅 【联系方式】@ydsnkf 【验证留名】职 【上课费用】499*4 【颜值分数】9.5 【身材分数】9.0 【服务内容】9.5 【服务态度】9.5 【推荐程度】9.5 【体验细节】 因为在别的店过来12点才到,本来有点困,一见到雅雅,瞬间就不困,个人认为是店内最高颜值,身材简直是个衣架子,笑起来好诱人。 一进房直入主题。妹子主动献吻。舌吻深入灵活,头都蛇晕了,各种花样和姿势的摇摇车,真是差点让人把持不住。 加钟加钟加钟!加钟了N次,实在太困了才走的。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 👉👉获取联系方式:@Doraemon01_Bot 👉👉报告提交发给: @jingxiang001bot
豆豆戒烟了以后没有烟味哥哥们放心来
【胖虎报告】[https://t.me/panghugonggao] 【所在地区】#番禺 #大石 【猪脚艺名】#云朵 #慧慧 【联系方式】@ydsnkf 【验证留名】龙哥 【上课费用】450 【颜值分数】8.8 【身材分数】9.2 【服务内容】9.8 【服务态度】9.8 【推荐程度】9.6 【体验细节】 第三次约慧慧了,妹子身材是越来越好了,比第一次见瘦了好多,现在真的是前凸后翘,打扮是偏御姐风格的,笑起来有点妩媚,但又不失甜美的感觉。 一回生二回熟,第三回是熟透了。所以一进房也没啥需要酝酿的,直入主题。妹子是主动宽衣解带,非常彻底的那种,然后钻进我的怀里。那我也不客气了,于是两个人也算是赤诚相对了,感受对方的体温。空调开的挺低,妹子是有点怕冷的,身体偏凉,而我是全身火热的,搂着怀中佳人,体验这冰肌玉骨,冰与火,阴与阳,有种阴阳调和的感觉。妹子虽然瘦了很多,但是胸围没怎么缩水。感受着手心的饱满和柔软,妹子也主动吻了上来。舌吻深入…
#云朵少女#豆豆 #联系方式:gzmmk520 #验证人:#萝莉哥 #颜值评分:9.9/10 #身材评分:9.9/10 #情绪价值:10/10 #课表内容:9.9/10 #英雄类型:#萝莉 #验证时间:2026-7-25 #综合评分: 9.9 #细节内容:已经数不清是第几次见面了,今天她穿了一条卡通图案小裙子,看着清爽又好看。 每次和她碰面,心情都会一下子变好。萝莉类型,非常热情的妹妹,自己主动漱口并递水,舌吻舌头较短,能轻舌,多次舌,豆豆时不时还会主动进攻,舌头软滑嫩,妹妹吸烟,稍微有点烟味。反补跟补钙都有,yyc不错,会自动对准,速度不快不慢。很能聊,啥都能聊,一点都不会冷场。课表拉满,服务拉满,体验拉满!相处得越熟络,我就越发心动。无论见多少次跟她待在一起一点都不会无聊🤓。 总结:喜欢萝莉,闭眼冲。
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @gztuer_report. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Cite this entry
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“番禺女仆云朵少女mmk报告馆” (@gztuer_report), 160 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gztuer_report.
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