【时间】:2026-09-10 【老师】:乔欢 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:8 【颜值】:8 【身材】:9 【服务】:9 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9 【过程】:夯爆了,从进门到洗澡,老师亲自动手,其中有水中萧。上床流程是莞式服务,其中舌吻,口活特棒,叫声特骚,让人受不了,这价格在郑州算是物有所值

Channel
乔欢(乔欣)的小屋
@xiaoxiao9842
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
279subscribers
+212 since we began measuring on 7 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003893932259 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @xiaoxiao9842 |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/xiaoxiao9842 |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 12:15 | 279 | +144 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 14:22 | 135 | no change |
| 10 Sept 2026, 14:00 | 135 | +68 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 11:47 | 67 | first reading |
Engagement
16 posts held, back to 6 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 151.4%
- avg views ÷ 279 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 422
- 14 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.394%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 16
- of 16 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 14 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 16 (6 September 2026 – 10 September 2026) |
| Views total | 5,914 |
| Reactions total | 8 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Sept 2026, 14:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 11s
- Average length
- 11s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
8 reactions across 3 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 62.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💩 | 5 | 62.5% | |
| ❤ | 3 | 37.5% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 6 September 2026 to 10 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
开课了
【时间】:2026-09-09 【老师】:乔欢 【留名】:日行一善积大德,日行两善积积大大德 【评价】:好评 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.5 【过程】:今天心血来潮,刷了会儿tg看到乔欢老师的频道,正是喜欢的类型,果断出击,期间还担心频道里的照片水分过大。等到见面的那一刻,发现是我多虑了,人照9分像,颜值非常抗打,见面进屋后给了一个大大的拥抱,老师身上很香,胸也很大,抱着特别舒服。洗完澡后开始AB面服务,老师的舌头在身上游走,从背上慢慢到脖子再到耳朵,我的耳朵比敏感,老师应该是感受到了,舌头一会儿我耳朵周围打转,一会儿又伸到耳朵里打转,感觉浑身酥酥麻麻,让人欲罢不能。老师口活也特别好,毫无齿感,舌头特别灵活,给我口的感觉特别强烈,口一会儿还有乳交,老师胸又大又软,差点给我整射了;拍了拍老师的屁股,老师跨过腿来,开始69,老师下边很干净,馒头户型,毛毛也不…
下课了呀!明天见💋
Channel photo updated
Channel name was changed to «乔欢(乔欣)的小屋»
报告来源:郑州烩面馆 【时间】:2026-09-09 【老师】:乔欣 【留名】:杨 【评价】:👍 好评 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.5 【过程】:嗲嗲的南方姑娘,服务特别认真,要到联系方式就立马来到老师课室了,人照九分像,本人无疑。交了课费老师就一起洗洗,深喉吹,超级爽。老师是一个水娃娃,超容易高潮出水,下面香香的,可🐍。给老师点赞,值得二刷。
上课啦
下课了
Video, posted without a caption
❤2
Photo, posted without a caption
❤1
报告来源:郑州烩面馆 【时间】:2026-09-07 【老师】:乔欣 【留名】:辞忧 【评价】:👍 好评 【人照】:8 【颜值】:8 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.17 【过程】:老师这边是住在居民小区里,位置很隐蔽非常的安全。进门之后老师直接牵着我的手给我带进屋里,频道里照片是美颜过的,真实长相也不差,穿着小jk水手服,声音嗲嗲的,很温柔,搞得我还有点害羞,果断加了pp。老师房间里灯光较暗,粉红色,老师的腿受伤了不能跟我一起洗澡,快速洗完之后老师就在淋浴间门口,拿着浴巾等候,替我擦完上半身,蹲着擦腿,边擦边吃小弟弟,随后上床,先B面后A面,全程骚话,搞得我顶不住,第一次草草收场,有一点是毒龙是果冻毒龙,但是可以随便摸,老师户型还是很漂亮的,小馒头。随后老师给我按摩了一遍全身,手法很专业,跟老师交谈之前是92/95的,课表里的服务都有,该说不说,按摩是真的很舒服,老师给我按了很久,到…
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @xiaoxiao9842. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“乔欢(乔欣)的小屋” (@xiaoxiao9842), 279 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/xiaoxiao9842.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.