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@zzyx33
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5,839subscribers
+237 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002636546836 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zzyx33 |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zzyx33 |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 07:22 | 5,839 | +130 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 12:42 | 5,709 | +77 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 14:24 | 5,632 | +30 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:48 | 5,602 | first reading |
58 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 6 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 58 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 58 (5 August 2026 – 12 August 2026) |
| Views total | 19,339 |
| Reactions total | 11 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 03:57 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
11 reactions across 7 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 11 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 58 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 58 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-12 【老师】：静香 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👌 中评 【人照】：7 【颜值】：6 【身材】：6 【服务】：5 【态度】：7 【环境】：7 【综合】：6.33 【过程】：进了屋静香就给清洗了身上，然后直接开始吃，客观说奶子确实很好，但是只能摸不让吃，整体很像快餐服务插进去了也会夹让你快点出货。似有似无的搭话是有的。奶子跟描述的一样，波多野结衣的奶。其他的整体各方面只能说一般，没什么体验三下五除二结束走了。
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-12 【老师】：惠子 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：9 【颜值】：10 【身材】：10 【服务】：10 【态度】：10 【环境】：10 【综合】：9.83 【过程】：经常到郑州出差，还是在外地玩的开心哦，惠子是一个熟人老师介紹的，刚入行，百分百的人妻，听到这里就已經沒有拒絕的理由了。慕著大雨跟惠子约課，大雨堵车遲来了一点，老師也沒介意，永远都記得开門一刻老師那笑容，这就是隔壁人家老婆的笑面，一下子沒忍住就把p課改成pp了。 上課过程十分愉快，边聊边洗，在閑話家常，这不就是AV里的劇情。洗完上床，惠子問我想要什么制服，我突然看見一件居家服睡衣，这不就是我想要的，趕緊叫她穿上，这造型就簡直就像是隔壁人妻在帶孩子给我硬拉上床的感覺，人妻感max! 馬上就感覺滿滿了，馬上开干，服務一点都不馬夫，口活太棒了，而且是不叫停就一直口的那种，dl 也很認真。口得差不多老師說流水了…
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-10 【老师】：雨萱 【留名】：蜡笔小京 欲火重生 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：8 【颜值】：8 【身材】：8 【服务】：9 【态度】：10 【环境】：9 【综合】：8.67 【过程】：约了中午1点雨萱的头课，下班后骑上电毛驴，直奔目的地。有点担心被格，还好，按时上楼进门，床头是一盏紫色氛围台灯。雨萱老师化着淡妆，黄皮肤，人照八分相似，身形很瘦，没有赘肉，穿着一身红色情趣内衣，A罩杯的胸部在内衣里显得很小巧。她自己也不避讳，还自嘲说自己是“小奈奈、小豆豆”，语气里带着些俏皮，也是有趣的灵魂。 交完水费去洗澡。雨萱帮打好沐浴露，重点清洗鸡鸡和菊花，之后又帮洗后背。洗完后自行擦干，来到沙发边上。手机打开音乐，播放艳舞常用的背景音乐，旋律很熟悉但不知道叫啥。雨萱把我推倒在沙发上，说“皇上请躺好，我要，服务你啦”。语气俏皮且性感。服务的内容，先是嘴唇贴着大腿皮肤浅浅地亲，接着舌头滑遍全…
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-12 【老师】：白洁 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：9 【颜值】：10 【身材】：9 【服务】：9 【态度】：10 【环境】：9 【综合】：9.33 【过程】：位置第一次来不熟悉，有点不好找，但是老师会发路引，整体来说比较安全，环境干净。本人和照片的相似程度差不多，身材不错，皮肤也好，柔软度适中，该配合的都会配合，刚刚开始先洗香香，老师很温柔，双面都帮你清理干净，然后牵着你的手带你进房间，一套项目下来，已经飘飘然，服务还是做的很不错，主要是很温柔不会催，全程配合着你，声音好听。脾气好，有耐心，口的很久，舌头很厉害环境不错，情绪价值也挺高，兄弟们可以冲，还需要调教调教。
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-12 【老师】：白洁 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：9 【颜值】：9 【身材】：10 【服务】：10 【态度】：10 【环境】：9 【综合】：9.5 【过程】：开门的那一刻就被老师的美貌深深吸引住了，瞬间有一种初恋的感觉，进去之后聊了几句就一起沐浴，洗完了会先给我擦拭身体很贴心，后面就跟着她到了卧室，躺在床上就开始由上到下，口的时候很有感觉过了一会儿老二就立起来了，后面有点把持不住了就直接戴套进入小穴，里面很紧磨到很有感觉，后面做累了就换她在上面一直动让我欲罢不能，然后背对着我摸着她纤细的身材和翘臀就是一顿输出，叫的声音很好听瞬间就让我上头了，完事之后在客厅和她闲聊了几句声音很温柔，后面又亲切的给我递上一瓶水，总的来说服务好配合度高可以冲
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-12 【老师】：嘉怡 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：10 【颜值】：9 【身材】：9 【服务】：10 【态度】：10 【环境】：10 【综合】：9.67 【过程】：每次想起嘉怡都是 马赛克 画面，特别意淫，几次返食彼此之间都熟悉默契、 看她倾情相口、 男人虛荣心得到很大满足。在她嘴里无数吸舔，难以坚持住， 以往都是嘉怡坐上来就爱秒，这次我先主动后入、 双手握乳、下体九浅一深地钻进那温暖的水帘洞中、 玩一阵后站起来面对面进入，在大镜子前完美呈现没羞没臊的样子，力竭后、 躺平换嘉怡观音坐莲直达花心。没坐几下弟弟一泻千里。 相当卖力的 ，一会喊老公一会喊爸爸 。让我最后输了个精光， 还有最爱的事后温柔抱在怀里的甜蜜、可以聊天解心、 不催赶时间，好消解我人生的无聊与无趣。
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-12 【老师】：嘉怡 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：10 【颜值】：10 【身材】：10 【服务】：10 【态度】：10 【环境】：10 【综合】：10 【过程】：第一次写报告，不知道怎么写，妹子颜值很和照片差不多，总之很漂亮，皮肤很滑很耐看，身材很棒，属于理想身材，喜欢微胖的，🐻一对B➕真胸，手感特别好，坚挺有弹性不下垂保真，毕竟妹子年纪不大，，并且很健谈，给人感觉就是到自己家了和自己萌萌女朋友聊天的感觉，然后说服务，菜单上有的都有，特别口活一点也不敷衍，然后妹子是属于敏感B浅的那种，下面水多的噗叽噗叽的，水多的不要不要的，非常容易高潮，不知道是不是头课的原因，叫声大的很，都怕吵到隔壁，非常有成就感，问妹子就是太舒服了，还会问你爽不爽，给人回馈简直不摆了，并且各种姿势各种配合，给人感觉就是和自己女友爱爱一样自然，水到渠成
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-12 【老师】：惠子 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：9 【颜值】：9 【身材】：10 【服务】：10 【态度】：10 【环境】：10 【综合】：9.67 【过程】：进门惠子老师就非常热情，见面第一眼绝了，身材高挑，特别是那对柰子，无限冲击我的眼球，特别漂亮，一看到惠子老师，小弟弟就硬了；惠子老师的眼神千娇百媚，身材爆炸，前凸后翘；当我一开始和惠子老师说话，惠子老师的声音也戳中我心，又夹又酥，立马我的下体就血脉喷张，迫不及待想要抱起惠子老师狂操； 随即我用最快的速度脱掉所有的衣服，跟着惠子老师冲进了浴室，淋浴的过程中，惠子老师无比温柔，简直是一种享受，最重要的事，惠子老师给我一种不陌生的熟悉感，我们互相聊着天冲着凉，不一会儿惠子老师的小嘴就凑了上了，那一刻，小弟弟来了前所未有的挺拔，呈120°向上挺拔；最关键的是，惠子老师仿佛感受到我按捺不住的大鸡巴，一个俯身将整个鸡…
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-11 【老师】：晴晴 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：8 【颜值】：9 【身材】：9 【服务】：9 【态度】：10 【环境】：10 【综合】：9.17 【过程】：看群里有个晴晴老师开课，感觉不错，遂联系出击。冒着瓢泼大雨，历时 50 的分钟，到达教室，遥控上楼。开门见到老师，听老师一说话就知道不是咱们这边的人，问了下才知道是个南方女子，带有南方女子特有的温婉。 老师贴心拿来拖鞋，然后一起沐浴。依旧全自动，贴心的打了两次沐浴露，给鸡鸡拨弄的梆硬。之后嫩妹三件套，亲咪咪，然后口，口的很卖力。接着女上起手，传教士，后入，各个姿势摆弄一番，在老师强烈的反馈声中，亲着老师的玉脖出水。完事老师依旧摘套，洗浴，擦拭，服务无可挑剔。临走叫车得 10 几分钟，老师说下雨你在这等吧，快到了再下去，这个态度好评。我俩就又说了会话才告别。 老师不亲不 69 比较遗憾，不过课表确实没有，这个不…
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-11 【老师】：飘飘 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：9 【颜值】：9 【身材】：9 【服务】：9 【态度】：9 【环境】：9 【综合】：9 【过程】：今天在郑州的最后一天，很巧合飘飘老师开课了，下午大雨磅礴，下车进小区短短一百米给淋了个透心凉，到教室后依旧是漂亮的飘飘老师，沐浴过后开始服务，飘飘老师的服务不得不说非常顶，一开始女上老师的功夫非常厉害，一身黑色手感拉满，随后传教士体位结束（大雨天气兄弟们注意别着凉）
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-11 【老师】：珂儿 【留名】：Delbert Rivera 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：8 【颜值】：8 【身材】：9 【服务】：9 【态度】：9 【环境】：8 【综合】：8.5 【过程】：二刷珂儿了，进门交了水费，老师就帮忙洗，然后简单聊了两句，然后就是口，舔胸，我把玩着珂儿的大奶，口活很好，等梆硬了之后，戴套开干，珂儿女上摇摇车很不错，一边摇一边舔胸，等老师累了之后，我在下面动，向上狠狠地怼，最后在珂儿的叫声中出水！很不错，还会三刷！
报告来源：郑州烩面馆 【时间】：2026-08-11 【老师】：沐言 【留名】：匿名 【评价】：👍 好评 【人照】：8 【颜值】：8 【身材】：8 【服务】：8 【态度】：8 【环境】：8 【综合】：8 【过程】：教室是小区内部的民宿，一梯一户，环境很安全，室内干净，准备的有一次性浴巾，老师的硬件条件非常不错，175的身高，b罩杯圆润挺拔，大长腿，身材比例很棒。老师是兼职没什么太多服务，简单的口吹，但是服务很认真，姿势也都很配合，不错的出击体验。
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