Девочки, ситуэйшн!
Я — Юра. Живу в Москве. Строю новые отношения и пишу об этом.
Свежий мужской взгляд и две рекламы в день.
Чат: @usp_chat
Реклама: @yashkin_media
РКН: https://clck.ru/3FiPSa
Created
Between 1 May 2024 and 31 October 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 40% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
64 measurements spanning 98 days, net -601. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 15,228–16,009 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 64
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Nov 2026, 10:05
15,318
-30
10 Nov 2026, 21:45
15,348
-21
9 Nov 2026, 07:47
15,369
-13
8 Nov 2026, 01:08
15,382
-5
6 Nov 2026, 21:11
15,387
-12
5 Nov 2026, 17:36
15,399
-19
4 Nov 2026, 14:54
15,418
-5
3 Nov 2026, 15:31
15,423
-7
2 Nov 2026, 12:11
15,430
-7
1 Nov 2026, 10:50
15,437
-21
31 Oct 2026, 12:28
15,458
-17
30 Oct 2026, 15:06
15,475
-12
29 Oct 2026, 14:09
15,487
-5
28 Oct 2026, 16:08
15,492
-6
27 Oct 2026, 17:29
15,498
-12
26 Oct 2026, 14:15
15,510
-6
25 Oct 2026, 16:44
15,516
-12
24 Oct 2026, 15:07
15,528
-13
23 Oct 2026, 15:36
15,541
-2
22 Oct 2026, 17:38
15,543
first reading
Engagement
69 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 79 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
23.1%
avg views ÷ 15,318 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,540
24 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.98%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
24
of 69 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 November 2026
Posts held
69 (29 July 2026 – 13 November 2026)
Views total
85,010
Reactions total
1,686
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
14 Nov 2026, 07:23 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
133
Videos
4
Links
99
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
5,151 reactions across 69 posts, in 39 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.4% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
2,752
53.4%
❤
687
13.3%
👍
580
11.3%
💯
346
6.72%
💩
122
2.37%
🍾
119
2.31%
🤡
109
2.12%
😎
104
2.02%
🔥
94
1.82%
👎
51
0.99%
🤮
48
0.932%
🤬
24
0.466%
😁
20
0.388%
💔
11
0.214%
🤷♀
10
0.194%
✍
9
0.175%
💊
8
0.155%
🖕
7
0.136%
👏
6
0.116%
😈
5
0.097%
19 further kinds
39
0.757%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 69 of the 69 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,151 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 69 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 13 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
14
across the posts below
Posts paid on
13
of 69 we hold a reading for · 19%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @uraspura. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 69 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 29 July 2026 to 13 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
1.45%
1 of 69 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
3,720
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
3,900
over 68 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2W7zFG3Aqon
1
29 July 2026
29 July 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 69 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 13 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 24 posts held from the last 30 days (4.17%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
ЛЮБЛЮ ЗАМУЖНИХ
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Есть у меня одна слабость. Замужние женщины. Нет, не подумайте, что я собираю чужих жён, как карточки футболистов.
Просто в замужней женщине часто есть что-то особенное: она уже знает, чего хочет от мужика, умеет ценить внимание и не задаёт каждые пять минут вопрос: «А что между нами?». Цветы дарить не нужно.
А ещё меня всегда забавляет женская логика. Когда мужик женат и знакомит…
Сегодня девушка в чате у меня спросила: «Алиса, мой парень алкаш весит 143кг, не работает, живет с мамой и его любимая игра - майнкрафт, какая должна быть веская причина, чтобы я его бросила?»
А я в рот ебала на это отвечать. Но майнкрафт норм
АЛИСА AI
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Наткнулся на канал Алиса AI и задумался: а ведь ИИ скоро может составить серьёзную конкуренцию женщинам на сайтах знакомств.
Представьте: мужик приходит домой, открывает Алису, и она с ним разговаривает. Не требует подарков, не спрашивает, почему он не написал первым, не устраивает допрос, сколько он зарабатывает, и не предлагает сначала доказать серьёзность намерений оплатой такси и ужи…
НЕ СТОИТ
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Бывает такое, что мужчина и заботится, и подарки дарит, и ухаживает как в кино. Но на него не стоИт. Ну не хочется вам после бутылки вина раскрыть своих демонов и показать ему субличность порноактрисы.
Но некоторых девочек это не останавливает. Они вступают в отношения. И начинается свистопляска: душой влюбляется, привязывается, а физически не удовлетворена.
В результате получается хуйн…
КОНТРАКТ
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Знакомая с пьюра уговорила мужа подписать контракт на CВО. Долго ломался и не хотел, наконец-то спустя долгое время решился.
У них кредиты. Двое детей. Младшего в школу на зиму надо одеть. Да и в целом у родственников занимали не маленькую сумму. Было бы хорошо рассчитаться со всеми.
Подскажите, кто знает, сколько сейчас выплата в случае смерти или пропавшего без вести? Юмористы можете …
КОГДА ОН ДОЛГО БЫЛ ОДИН
Девочки, ситуэйшн. Быть с мужиком, который долго жил один - это отдельный вид отношений. Пиздец не простой.
Он уже научился всему: сам готовит, сам стирает, сам решает, куда поедет в отпуск и что будет на ужин. У него всё разложено по полочкам, и на этих полочках нет места для чужой зубной щётки.
Поначалу это восхищает: надо же, самостоятельный, надёжный, не инфантил. А потом выясняется, чт…
ДЕВУШКИ СТАЛИ МНОГО ИЗМЕНЯТЬ
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Вы стали очень много изменять. Осознанно уводите мужиков к себе в постель. Крысы в чистом виде.
Вы потеряли ценность и честь. Стали вести себя вызывающе. Это неправильно.
Баба, она как тачка — ей нужен владелец. Она рождена быть хуерабкой, но никак не свободной личностью. Вам дали свободу, а вы стали воровать пенисы из семьи.
Я уважаю женщин, и признаю тот факт, что…
ДЕВУШКУ НАДО ИСКАТЬ В ГЛУБИНКЕ
Мальчики, ситуэйшн! Девушку надо искать в глубинке. Все щас ебутся со всеми на раз два.
А то так познакомишься с кем-нибудь в баре на Покровке или в чате ЮСП, привезешь к друзьям в Барвиху подымить, а тебе сразу «ого, тоже ей на клыка давал что ли?»
И всё бля. Планы на семейную ипотеку рухнули. Придется дальше в своей 19-метровой съемной конуре в Свиблово оскотиниваться.
Жизнь таков…
КАК ТЯЖЕЛО МУЖИКАМ В ПОСТЕЛИ
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Вы тут плачете о том как вам сложно кончить и как мужикам легко в постели.
Да что вы знаете о проблемах? У вас чтобы кончить подумаешь рукой чуть чуть поработать и все.
А у нас целый квест. Сначала надо завести эту шайтан машину, чтоб работало. Потом
нужно не кончить раньше времени или наоборот придумать как кончить.
Секс - это развлечение для баб. Мужики там как на…
FWB
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Подруга с пьюра жалуется. Ей 28, любит ебаться, секс нужен каждый день.
Знакомится на СЗ, в анкете так и пишет - ищу дружбу с привелегиями. Fwb.
Мужики ваще анкету не читают. Несут какую-то чушь вместо того, чтобы переходить к делу.
Те 2% что прочитали анкету все пишут - давай приеду, куда ехать? То есть даже не к себе зовут. Видимо жена ахуеет.
Ну хотя бы задрипаный Космос на Вднх или Аль…
ДЕВУШКИ ДОЛЖНЫ ЗНАКОМИТЬСЯ ПЕРВЫМИ
Девочки, ситуэйшн! Вы должны подходить знакомиться первыми, потому что требования мужиков к вам понятны - милая фигура, красивая внешность.
У вас к мужикам пиздец не понятные критерии. Кому-то нравятся лысые, кому-то кудряшки. Кому-то пузико, кому-то пресс.
Единственное в чем вы сошлись, если мужик низкий - иди нахуй.
Если тебя Никита зовут - к этим же пидорасам. Скорпион - каст…
СВИДАНИЕ
Мальчики, ситуэйшн! На свидании с бедным мужиком - девушки берут салат.
На свидании с богатым мужиком - девушки берут мясо.
На свидании с настоящим мужиком - девушки берут в рот.
Жизнь такова и больше никакова😎
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Showing the 12 most recent of 69 posts we hold for @uraspura. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts recorded as deleted after publishing
We recorded 3 posts on @uraspura as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.
A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.
First seen missing
19 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
10 November 2026
Median time before seen missing
2 days
Seen missing in the last 30 days
1
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Дорогая Мышка @fantastic_mouse · 38,204 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 1 September 2026
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Биг сити лайф @big_city_l · 30,332 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 57 here — alongside 56 others — read 5 September 2026
Бывшие 🎭 @buvchiy · 39,645 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 30 August 2026
Любовь и покорность @pokornosttt · 40,126 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 30 August 2026
бабские записки ✨ @girl_notess · 25,544 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 12 September 2026
Тиндер Разведчица @TinderSOS · 32,981 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 4 September 2026
SENSE ME DANCE @sensemedancecom · 63,011 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 21 August 2026
Кирилл Гавриличев @gavrilichevkirill · 20,641 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 19 September 2026
Записки какого-то мужика @zapiski_man3 · 31,207 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 5 September 2026
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Евдокия Эмоциональная @Evdokia_Emotional · 52,956 Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 24 August 2026
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Счастливые люди @vanilchannel · 56,274 Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 22 August 2026
Любовник Голубев @lovergolubev · 109,421 Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 14 August 2026
Напоминание @napomynanie · 70,080 Telegram ranks this channel #33 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 20 August 2026
Твоими глазами ⚤ @TvoimiiGlazami · 37,102 Telegram ranks this channel #36 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 31 August 2026
Глубоко о женском @evacubbu · 38,906 Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 58 here — alongside 57 others — read 31 August 2026
Принцесса Verandot @princessaverandot · 54,283 Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 23 August 2026
Баба Зоя @babazoyka · 85,218 Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 14 September 2026
date ideas|психология отношений @dateideasspp · 45,057 Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 27 August 2026
Княжна из хрущевки @lenagovori · 18,818 Telegram ranks this channel #48 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 4 October 2026
This channel appears in 42 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
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“ЮРА С ПЬЮРА” (@uraspura), 15,318 subscribers as measured 13 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/uraspura.
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