Technology — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
14 measurements spanning 5 days, net +3,746. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 507,496–512,366 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Aug 2026, 00:34
511,804
+745
12 Aug 2026, 14:23
511,059
+319
11 Aug 2026, 23:27
510,740
+819
11 Aug 2026, 13:33
509,921
+370
10 Aug 2026, 23:24
509,551
+268
10 Aug 2026, 16:36
509,283
+750
10 Aug 2026, 00:29
508,533
-599
9 Aug 2026, 18:22
509,132
-1,155
8 Aug 2026, 21:47
510,287
+644
8 Aug 2026, 17:32
509,643
+1,449
7 Aug 2026, 23:36
508,194
-159
7 Aug 2026, 20:21
508,353
+295
7 Aug 2026, 18:41
508,058
no change
7 Aug 2026, 18:34
508,058
first reading
Engagement
62 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 15 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
3.27%
avg views ÷ 511,804 subscribers
Avg views / post
16,700
62 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.50%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
62
of 62 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held
62 (6 August 2026 – 12 August 2026)
Views total
1,038,390
Reactions total
15,615
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
12 Aug 2026, 17:38 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
7m 09s
Average length
43s
Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
15,615 reactions across 62 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.0% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤡
3,120
20.0%
👍
2,330
14.9%
🔥
2,174
13.9%
❤
1,771
11.3%
👎
1,528
9.79%
👀
1,197
7.67%
😁
904
5.79%
🤬
801
5.13%
🗿
495
3.17%
💩
273
1.75%
😐
261
1.67%
👏
246
1.58%
😢
215
1.38%
🤯
193
1.24%
💯
80
0.512%
💔
17
0.109%
🕊
8
0.051%
🌚
1
0.006%
🙏
1
0.006%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 62 of the 62 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 15,615reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 62 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
💀 Непомнящий проиграл шахматный матч из-за одного движения мышкой
Российский гроссмейстер Ян Непомнящий уступил своему сопернику Хансу Нимману на миссклике: из-за неточного движения мышью фигура ушла не на то поле, что стоило ему победы.
На турнире шахматисты играют на компьютерах, а общий призовой фонд составляет $1,5 млн.
Больно смотреть 🐹
🤖 Илон Маск выпустил Grok 4.6
Вышел Grok 4.6 — новая флагманская модель от xAI, которая конкурирует с Fable 5 и GPT-5.6 Sol. Главные улучшения — чистый код, сложные многошаговые задачи и работа в режиме ИИ-агента.
По общему уровню модель уже близка к лидерам рынка.
Тестим здесь 🎮
⚡️ Wildberries вернулся в App Store в США
В пресс-службе компании сообщили, что приложение снова доступно для скачивания.
Самый быстрый камбэк в истории App Store 🐈
🛍️ Wildberries вернут в американский App Store
В компании заявили, что приложение будет снова доступно для скачивания и обновления уже в ближайшее время.
Ранее в СМИ сообщали, что Wildberries удалили из App Store в США.
Шопоголики, выдыхаем 💳
💣 Бренд Dreame запустил распродажу «Умный старт сезона»
До 31 августа флагманская техника и девайсы для красоты будут доступны со скидками до 50 тысяч рублей.
Обновляем дом и забираем топовые гаджеты по суперценам:
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🔹 D…
🌌 Сегодня ночью небо над Россией устроит шоу: затмение, метеоры и парад планет
Россиян сегодня ждёт сразу три астрономических события одно за другим: солнечное затмение, пик Персеид и парад шести планет.
Ночью наступит пик метеорного потока Персеиды. А перед рассветом в небе выстроятся сразу шесть планет: Сатурн, Марс, Юпитер, Меркурий, Уран и Нептун.
Свидание под звёздами, наконец-то 🤩
🤖 Илон Маск начал сдавать ИИ-сотрудников в аренду
Grok-боты умеют работать с сайтами и CRM, писать код, исправлять баги и выполнять другие поручения. Например, в SpaceX их используют для задач с ракетами.
Цена такого «коллеги» — 9800 рублей в месяц.
Джуны в панике 😭
🏦 Банки будут блокировать переводы с устаревших версий ОС
Смартфоны без свежих обновлений безопасности окажутся в зоне риска.
Переводы могут заблокировать и на устройствах с root, jailbreak или неофициальной прошивкой.
Новые правила вступят в силу 1 марта 2027 года 🗒
🤖 Gemini достиг 1 млрд пользователей
Ежемесячная аудитория Gemini превысила 1 млрд человек. Google называет его своим самым быстрорастущим продуктом за всю историю.
Gemini стал 14-м сервисом Google, которому удалось достичь такой отметки.
В июне миллиард юзеров преодолел и ChatGPT 🐕
🎮 В Cyberpunk 2077 появится онлайн-режим
Разработчики мода CyberMP показали геймплей мультиплеера для Cyberpunk 2077. Игроки смогут создавать свои серверы в стиле GTA RP или просто гулять по Найт-Сити.
Точной даты релиза пока нет, но уже идёт плейтест по заявкам.
Город наш 🚶♂️
🏢 Удалёнщиков в России стало меньше миллиона
За год число удалённых работников в России сократилось на 21,8% — до 968 тысяч. Компании возвращают сотрудников в офисы или переводят на гибридный формат.
К концу года удалёнщиков может стать ещё меньше. Эксперты прогнозируют 600-800 тысяч таких работников.
Домашний офис закрыт 💻
👎75😐58😢45👀22❤10👍3
Showing the 12 most recent of 62 posts we hold for @upd_kollegi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,085,443 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Коллеги, есть апдейт” (@upd_kollegi), 511,804 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/upd_kollegi.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.