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Channel
@thisisegyptbaby
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
318subscribers
-6 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001102130719 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @thisisegyptbaby |
| Created | Between 1 February 2017 and 28 February 2018 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/thisisegyptbaby |
Travel — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 83% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 22:01 | 318 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 18:44 | 319 | -1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 01:46 | 320 | -3 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 07:04 | 323 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 21:48 | 324 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 00:25 | 324 | first reading |
14 posts held, back to 5 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
340 reactions across 14 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 107 | 31.5% | |
| 😁 | 103 | 30.3% | |
| ❤ | 66 | 19.4% | |
| 👍 | 19 | 5.59% | |
| 😱 | 18 | 5.29% | |
| 👏 | 13 | 3.82% | |
| 🤯 | 11 | 3.24% | |
| 😢 | 3 | 0.882% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 340 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 5 July 2026 to 29 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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😁13❤3🔥3
Signed Heather Hermit 🌚
Это не только гениально, но еще и очень жизненно. Знаю такие примеры!
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Сейчас уже никого не удивишь быстрой доставкой еды, но что неизменно поражает в Каире московских гостей – быстрая доставка лекарств. Заказал через приложение, в течение получаса тебе уже все привезли. Но что меня особенно не перестает удивлять до сих пор – можно так же заказать медицинские услуги, если вам неохота ехать в госпиталь. Например, можно вызвать анализ крови на дом, или узи, или мрт, или рентген. Мне как-т…
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Наконец-то потеплело! А то я уже думала шубу и меховую шапку расчехлять
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Когда чувствуешь себя бутербродом с сыром в духовке. Вот если бы поднять еще на 3-5 градусов, то тогда становишься тостом. Тостом я больше люблю
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Эдуард и его киска Тру стори Я вообще редко ввязываюсь в интернет-срачи-дискуссии, даже если вижу, что кто-то опять не прав. Но вчера в рамках пятиминутной прокрастинации между окончанием одного эссе и началом другого позволила этому демону настигнуть и меня. Попался какой-то дурацкий пост про кошек в Древнем Египте. Ничего интересного вообще. Но мой взгляд как назло зацепился за один комментарий, где некто Эдуард п…
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Не просто бездарный художник, но еще и поддельщик музейных артефактов. Обращайтесь. Дорого 🤡
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Signed Heather Hermit 🌚
Слушайте, вот я думала, что меня жарой в целом не удивить уже. При условии, что воздух сухой, конечно. Но вот этим летом я чувствую постоянно, что плавлюсь и перехожу от кондиционера к кондиционеру. Думала, кажется мне, что жарче обычного. Но нет, специально пошла проверить. Оказалось, что средняя температура этим летом на 3-4 градуса выше, чем прошлым. Все-таки между +36 и +40 есть ощутимая разница. Ночью, кстати, …
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Продавец опунции
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Каир в субботу утром
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Signed Heather Hermit 🌚
Слушайте, этот ваш чортов футбол! Вчера ехала домой с работы, на полпути все машины встали. За последние полтора года я в пробке стояла в Каире один раз, и то минут 10 всего. Вчера водитель пошел выяснять, что там. Сначала сказали, что вроде бы впереди авария. Но нет же! Спустя 20 минут выяснилось, что просто только что начался матч Аргентина-Египет и какие-то водители так не хотели пропускать матч, что просто загл…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @thisisegyptbaby. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Это Египет, детка 🤌” (@thisisegyptbaby), 318 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/thisisegyptbaby.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.