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Blue Funk

@thevestalsuicide

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

43subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001198241602
TypeChannel
Username@thevestalsuicide
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/thevestalsuicide

Growth

43454412 August 2026 — 45 subscribers12 August 2026 — 45 subscribers18 August 2026 — 44 subscribers10 September 2026 — 43 subscribers12 August 202610 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 29 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 43–45 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Sept 2026, 13:1643-1
18 Aug 2026, 23:5144-1
12 Aug 2026, 22:1545no change
12 Aug 2026, 21:1645first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 30 June 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
7m 17s
Average length
2m 26s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Recent posts

16 Jan 2024, 13:23 UTC216 viewsread 12 August 2026
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Marcello Mastroianni & Valentina Gherardini, La Notte (1961). Directed by Michelangelo Antonioni.

7 Aug 2023, 10:45 UTC282 viewsread 12 August 2026
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I could see it quite clearly in his palm. There would be a terrible tragedy. My love could not protect him.

23 Jul 2023, 13:07 UTC303 viewsread 12 August 2026
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You mend the wound that the cruel hand of fate bring down on me. You were the wraith to my midnight’s dread and to the dim-lit hollows of my soul. You were a mirage in my miserable desert. You were everything that I could have asked for in life. So through each step of our stride and every miles of our ride, I love you, Nelson. With a heart that burns brighter than a thousands of sun, up until the very last breath do

18 Jul 2023, 04:55 UTC268 viewsread 12 August 2026
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Ecstasy (1933) Directed by Gustav Machatý. Cry, why shouldn’t you? flowers bloom and wither to then grow again, when the sweet song of the birds is heard in the fields and woods. Like a love that comes back with wanting and regrets, like the blood runs back to the heart, that’s how life circulates. And laugh, like youth and beauty do when life still promises joy and happiness.

16 Jul 2023, 13:33 UTC229 viewsread 12 August 2026

Heaven has welcomed another angel today. I am utterly devastated to know that someone that I have admire from a very long time ago is not here with me anymore. Soar high, Jane. Je t’aime toujours, now and forevermore.

14 Jul 2023, 13:11 UTC223 viewsread 12 August 2026
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14 Jul 2023, 10:57 UTC174 viewsread 12 August 2026
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7 Jul 2023, 07:12 UTC255 viewsread 12 August 2026
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You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile the world goes on. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain are moving across the landscapes, over the prairies and the deep trees, the mountains and the ri

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @thevestalsuicide. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Blue Funk” (@thevestalsuicide), 43 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/thevestalsuicide.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.