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Манчестерский Ногомяч

@theunitedmyach

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2,710subscribers

+17 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001165277602
TypeChannel
Username@theunitedmyach
Created13 April 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/theunitedmyach

Growth

2,6912,7102,700.56 August 2026 — 2,693 subscribers6 August 2026 — 2,691 subscribers9 August 2026 — 2,698 subscribers12 August 2026 — 2,708 subscribers16 August 2026 — 2,710 subscribers6 August 202616 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 10 days, net +17. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,688–2,713 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 14:352,710+2
12 Aug 2026, 22:332,708+10
9 Aug 2026, 23:412,698+7
6 Aug 2026, 15:072,691-2
6 Aug 2026, 13:492,693first reading

Engagement

25 posts held, back to 1 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
30.1%
avg views ÷ 2,710 subscribers
Avg views / post
815
25 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.40%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
25
of 25 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 23 of 25 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held25 (1 August 20267 August 2026)
Views total20,372
Reactions total451
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 16:14 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 43s
Average length
41s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

451 reactions across 23 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
22750.3%
🤣11325.1%
😭337.32%
🥴194.21%
😢173.77%
👍81.77%
🔥81.77%
😁71.55%
🕊61.33%
🥰61.33%
custom 539088819797256828840.887%
😍30.665%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 25 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 451reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 25 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 10:18 UTC336 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Третий комплект официально покажут через неделю.

4

6 Aug 2026, 17:08 UTC554 viewsread 7 August 2026

Обещанный третий полузащитник, очевидно 🧌

6 Aug 2026, 17:08 UTC366 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @manutd_onePhoto

❗ Официально: Кристиан Орозко – игрок «Манчестер Юнайтед»

9

6 Aug 2026, 17:06 UTC571 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

🔄 Трансферное окно «Манчестер Юнайтед» на данный момент: 📥 Пришли: 🇧🇷 Андрей Сантос — 50 млн фунтов 🇧🇪 Юри Тилеманс — 35 млн фунтов 🇬🇧 Тайнан Томпсон — 8 млн фунтов 🇬🇧 Карл Дарлоу — свободный агент 💰 Общие расходы: 93 млн фунтов* 📤 Ушли: 🇩🇰 Расмус Хойлунн — 44 млн фунтов 🇨🇿 Радек Витек — 14 млн фунтов 🇨🇲 Андре Онана — аренда (1,3 млн фунтов) 🇹🇷 Алтай Байындыр — аренда 🇳🇱 Тирелл Маласиа — покинул клуб 🇬🇧 Джейдон

9

6 Aug 2026, 10:35 UTC782 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Это самый лучший анонс трансфера, который я когда-либо видел (ну или на равне с пианино Санчеса)

25🤣13👍3

5 Aug 2026, 14:39 UTC805 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

🎙️ | Давид Орнштейн — об интересе «Манчестер Юнайтед» к Льюису Холлу: «Не думаю, что он перейдёт в “Манчестер Юнайтед”. Интерес действительно есть, но “Ньюкасл” намерен любой ценой сохранить игрока, особенно после ухода Эдди Хау. Более того, клуб, скорее всего, постарается как можно скорее продлить с ним контракт».

😢113

5 Aug 2026, 10:14 UTC790 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Витёк поехал в "Боро" за 7+7 и 35% с будущей продажи (или прибыли с будущей продажи, пока никто не знает как обычно) Опять как говно продаем, учитывая что вчера "Брайтон" продал типа который ничем не лучше и на 3 года старше в 2 раза дороже 🤕

12😭5

5 Aug 2026, 08:23 UTC815 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Мистер "в 2016-м я раскрыл трансфер Погба" Ди Марцио говорит что «Ювентус» готов заключить сделку по приобретению Джошуа Зиркзее; в настоящее время ведутся переговоры с его агентом и «Манчестер Юнайтед», и что мы готовы отпустить его в аренду 🫠

8

5 Aug 2026, 08:15 UTC785 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Байиндыр уехал в аренду с правом выкупа за 4 миллиона евро.

12

5 Aug 2026, 07:23 UTC828 views34 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

"Ньюкасл" буквально развалился на атомы

😭28😢6

5 Aug 2026, 06:01 UTC907 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

He is so done, mate 🥀🥀

🥴19😍31

Showing the 12 most recent of 25 posts we hold for @theunitedmyach. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 229,687 of 1,480,975entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Манчестерский Ногомяч” (@theunitedmyach), 2,710 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/theunitedmyach.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.