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@srachvhati2
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
23,334subscribers
-166 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001834043121 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @srachvhati2 |
| Description | Це особистий канал Алли Волкової. Якщо вас ніхто не питав, ваша думка не цікава.Залишіть її при собі. Тут панує тоталітаризм та диктатура |
| Created | 10 February 2023 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 24 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 32 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 24 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/srachvhati2 |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Sept 2026, 23:01 | 23,334 | -103 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 19:37 | 23,437 | -7 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 07:57 | 23,444 | +5 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 15:57 | 23,439 | -16 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 03:00 | 23,455 | +16 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 06:57 | 23,439 | +128 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 09:57 | 23,311 | -28 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 05:41 | 23,339 | -21 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 13:37 | 23,360 | -33 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 05:16 | 23,393 | -6 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 03:57 | 23,399 | -9 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 06:53 | 23,408 | -10 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 04:46 | 23,418 | +20 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 02:33 | 23,398 | -1 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 05:43 | 23,399 | +6 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 07:09 | 23,393 | -12 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 04:33 | 23,405 | -49 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 03:57 | 23,454 | -14 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 10:48 | 23,468 | -18 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 23:48 | 23,486 | first reading |
133 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 63 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 133 (31 July 2026 – 29 September 2026) |
| Views total | 338,860 |
| Reactions total | 18,275 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 29 Sept 2026, 20:33 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 29 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Measured directly from 15 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
63,162 reactions across 132 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 24,518 | 38.8% | |
| 😁 | 15,915 | 25.2% | |
| ❤ | 10,073 | 15.9% | |
| 🔥 | 2,763 | 4.37% | |
| 💯 | 2,703 | 4.28% | |
| 😢 | 1,935 | 3.06% | |
| 👍 | 1,739 | 2.75% | |
| 🥰 | 1,177 | 1.86% | |
| ❤🔥 | 857 | 1.36% | |
| 😱 | 786 | 1.24% | |
| 🤯 | 357 | 0.565% | |
| 👏 | 108 | 0.171% | |
| 💋 | 83 | 0.131% | |
| 💔 | 65 | 0.103% | |
| 😍 | 32 | 0.051% | |
| 🤬 | 21 | 0.033% | |
| 😘 | 14 | 0.022% | |
| 😈 | 8 | 0.013% | |
| 🆒 | 4 | 0.006% | |
| 😎 | 4 | 0.006% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 132 of the 133 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 63,162 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 133 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 29 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @srachvhati2. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 133 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 July 2026 to 29 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
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шоб ви поняли,вже мало вийти два концерти з настьою на ютюбі,але через удари по дата центрам фекс лежить вже який день. я сьогодні думала закину файли з концерту в Чернігові на гугл диск-один файл із чотирьох грузився 6 годин і злетів. Я вапшє не жаліюсь. єслі шо будем файли новою поштою пересилати. або голубами. просто казали,шо не буде світла,води,тепла,будем всі в какашках. шо я без інтернету буду мені не казали.
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в нас з Богданом буде гарний концерт новорічний. хуй пойми чи доживем,але буде топ https://kontramarka.ua/uk/novoricnij-stendap-124787.html
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шо ви,елітна аудиторія?) чи достатньо буде поваги,якщо я покличу досвідченого Зеленського? Не рекомендуйте пані,якщо їй подобаюсь суто я дивитись тільки мій ютюб і ходити на мої сольні виступи,шоб бачити тільки мене.це занадто очевидно.
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я тільки шо так довго сиділа на унітазі,шо в мене заніміли ноги. це якийсь особливий вид ентертейменту сидіти з занімівшими ногами на унітазі і почути вибухи прям дуже поруч.
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тут прікол,бо ми ще нікому не казали. просто подивіться на лице Богдана
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Я якось вколола собі ботокс і підбородок. Може хтось памʼятає часи,коли в мене пів року був параліч лиця і я говорила на сцені,як сталоне. ще й причу курілової собі вїбала,дура.
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перестала взнавати себе на фото. я вже так привикла,шо в кадрі в відео виглядаю,як сестра пуджа,шо дуже незвично бачити норм лице. а ще я в роздумії,я два роки не колола ботокс,три не колола губи. косметолог каже губи не чіпати,але ботокс трошки треба. Шо ви робите чи робите взагалі шось?бо мені прям почали подобатись мої заломи на лобі,добавляє мудрості. біля очей-хуйня,але на лобі прям прикольно. Дівчата,яким 20 і …
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чого кажуть,»як кіт наплакав»? Бо тіпа коти не плачуть? Чого так не кажуть на собак? Бо вони нитіки?
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пахую мені на брєжнєву,якшо чесно. але ви блять самі пишете,що грабували пінчук,коломойський. хочете кенселити брєжневу-та пажалуста,але тоді і не дивіться новий канал,1+1. Ніякого нахуй «хто зверху». Ті,хто там знімаються такі ж співучасники,бо беруть гроші в тіпів,які розкрадали країну. Ви єбать меми з коломойським розносите і розказуєте,шо йому прямі ефіри треба вести,бо він смішний. Це пізда. Пачєму одним можна в…
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дякую маші нетрембі,яка завжди підтримає суїцидний гумор
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я шось саморефлексувала сьогодні і поняла,шо набираю собі купу роботи,коли відчуваю багато стресу. а ше,шо я вже занадто звикла до звуків ппо,вибухів,тривоги. я поки їхала в Чернігів і без навігатора намагалась не заїхати в Білорусь-за годину без звʼязку вже прильоти і загибла дитина в Києві. Поки мої діти в дома. В тому самому Києві. і я йду на сцену,сміюсь з сісьок,пісьок,потім їду зайобана до дітей,а завтра все п…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 133 posts we hold for @srachvhati2. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 18 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“срач в хаті 2.0” (@srachvhati2), 23,334 subscribers as measured 24 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/srachvhati2.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.