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деревянный старик митрей

@shmeetrey

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

332subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001291369828
TypeChannel
Username@shmeetrey
Descriptionсвязь: @laomeetrey слушать везде: https://band.link/NIvaV тик ток: https://www.tiktok.com/@laomeetrey ютуб: https://www.youtube.com/@laomeetrey инстаграм: https://www.instagram.com/laomeetrey вк: https://vk.com/laomeetrey
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 30 June 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/shmeetrey

Growth

3326 Aug 2026, 08:46 — 332 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 21:47 — 332 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 08:466 Aug 2026, 21:47
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 331–333 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Aug 2026, 21:47332no change
6 Aug 2026, 08:46332first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 11 February 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
58.4%
avg views ÷ 332 subscribers
Avg views / post
194
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
14.9%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 31 July 2026
Posts held16 (11 February 202631 July 2026)
Views total388
Reactions total58
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 21:47 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
151
Videos
37
Links
104

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

399 reactions across 16 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🙏8020.1%
custom 54427100535954026926616.5%
🔥4310.8%
custom 5242431708493525006307.52%
❤‍🔥266.52%
custom 5240029928421861389235.76%
custom 5249277370967272757225.51%
custom 5440514986004726570225.51%
🕊225.51%
🍓184.51%
😱174.26%
custom 5242491520208089280143.51%
🤯61.50%
👍41.00%
🎉30.752%
🤣20.501%
😭10.251%

Custom emoji. 6 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 399reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 11 February 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
5
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 16 we hold a reading for · 6%
Most on one post
5
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @shmeetrey. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 16 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 11 February 2026 to 31 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

31 Jul 2026, 19:32 UTC169 views39 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

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23 Jul 2026, 10:55 UTC219 views19 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @TERNII_3Video

Тернии: персеиды 🤩 15-16 августа над лесом сойдутся звезды. Мы приоткроем завесу тайны и поделимся первым музыкальным созвездием! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 фрезер ц — затворница — отречение петра — вставка — ускоритель частиц — деревянный старик митрей — муравьеворот — 8 Hz — оперение желтого — R.dy Но в лесу не только музыка, там перформансы, выставка, кино, маркет и другие активности. Совсем скоро мы выложим полный лайн

❤‍🔥8🔥4custom 52492773709672727573custom 54405149860047265702🤯1🙏1

1 Jun 2026, 15:58 UTC481 views48 reactionsread 6 August 2026

спасибо всем кто поздравляет с днем защиты детей я слышу вас сквозь стены нейро тюрьмы рептилоидов и это дает силы на возвращение в жестокий мир андеграунд шоу бизнеса к счастью этот трек пока не удалили. rip камбоджа + снюс

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16 Apr 2026, 18:39 UTC599 views22 reactionsread 6 August 2026

завтра 17.04 в 21:00 я астрально проявлюсь на фестивале благодать в москве буду играть джангл брейки с калькулятора и антифолк, по ходу дела семплируя радиоприемник с подтанцовкой так же не мероприятии будет много чая, группа пустоши, умка и другие. надеюсь обойдется без рейда КГБ …

🙏10❤‍🔥7🔥4🍓1

16 Apr 2026, 17:59 UTC733 views27 reactionsread 6 August 2026

я не веду канал потому что в этом измерении рептилоидам удалось РЕАЛЬНО заблокать телеграм я веду партизанскую жизнь в НЕЙРОЛЕСАХ, скрываясь от ящеров. здесь я освоил искусство нунчаку – единственного оружия, которое не может понять ИИ около аванпостов порой удается найти разломы реальностей. рядом с ними я иногда могу выйти на связь с вашим миром, уважаемые любители рок музыки …

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16 Apr 2026, 17:19 UTC446 views36 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

🙏17custom 52400299284218613898custom 54427100535954026926🎉2🍓1🤯1😭1

16 Apr 2026, 17:18 UTC348 views13 reactionsread 6 August 2026

последнее что видит каждая камера в системе безопасности рептилоидских аванпостов

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9 Mar 2026, 17:51 UTC506 views18 reactions5 Starsread 6 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

😱16❤‍🔥1🍓1

7 Mar 2026, 12:59 UTC527 views29 reactionsread 6 August 2026

с возрастом я абсолютно разучился жестить, а читать реп это в целом не совсем моё. либо КГБ и ЦРУ не купились на этот фейк, либо даже им не под силу пробраться в такую дыру радует одно – среди этих нейроразвалин мне удалось найти не поддающийся определению АНАЛОГОВЫЙ синт с двумя осциляторами, приличным LFO и парой встроенных эффектов. настоящий артефакт ... коллеги говорили, что с помощью низковолновых вибраций мо

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6 Mar 2026, 19:55 UTC445 views22 reactionsread 6 August 2026
File

File, posted without a caption

🙏11🔥7custom 54427100535954026923🍓1

6 Mar 2026, 19:42 UTC488 views21 reactionsread 6 August 2026

место женщины на кухне, место сталина в тюрьме я хочу чтоб вашингтон утонул в своем дерьме занял очередь к хирургу меня ждет транспереход потом сразу суицид, потом госпереворот вместо нового завета я читаю викиликс нюхаю отборный кокс с попок малолетних винкс пидорасы, то есть геи, мои лучшие друзья кроме нигеров, в них стреляю из ружья нахуй ссср нахуй сша о господи как можешь быть реальным ты покуда твоя воля та

🕊14custom 52424317084935250066🍓1

6 Mar 2026, 19:03 UTC363 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026

единственный способ выбраться отсюда – спровоцировать КГБ или ЦРУ. эти псы достанут из под земли любого, кто произнесет запретные слова мне ничего не остается, кроме как набормотать себе под нос реп с пропагандой лгбт, наркотиков, оскорблением чувств верующих и сразу же гомофобными, расистскими и сексистскими строчками, в надежде что они меня услышат и прилетят наказать. тогда у меня будет шанс на спасение ...

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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @shmeetrey. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 142,291 of 1,189,255entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 19 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“деревянный старик митрей” (@shmeetrey), 332 subscribers as measured 6 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shmeetrey.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.