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魔都光明顶总舵入口

@shmdgmd

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41,865subscribers

+5,357 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002292191236
TypeChannel
Username@shmdgmd
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/shmdgmd

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Also posting the same content

This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.

Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.

Growth

36,50841,86539,186.56 August 2026 — 36,508 subscribers7 August 2026 — 36,594 subscribers8 August 2026 — 36,709 subscribers9 August 2026 — 36,834 subscribers10 August 2026 — 36,858 subscribers11 August 2026 — 36,916 subscribers12 August 2026 — 37,109 subscribers14 August 2026 — 37,232 subscribers15 August 2026 — 37,434 subscribers17 August 2026 — 37,657 subscribers18 August 2026 — 37,680 subscribers19 August 2026 — 37,604 subscribers20 August 2026 — 37,741 subscribers21 August 2026 — 37,880 subscribers22 August 2026 — 38,139 subscribers24 August 2026 — 38,298 subscribers25 August 2026 — 38,407 subscribers26 August 2026 — 38,538 subscribers27 August 2026 — 38,684 subscribers28 August 2026 — 38,764 subscribers29 August 2026 — 38,850 subscribers30 August 2026 — 38,934 subscribers31 August 2026 — 39,012 subscribers1 September 2026 — 38,920 subscribers2 September 2026 — 38,996 subscribers4 September 2026 — 39,149 subscribers6 September 2026 — 39,454 subscribers9 September 2026 — 39,913 subscribers12 September 2026 — 40,074 subscribers13 September 2026 — 40,188 subscribers15 September 2026 — 40,695 subscribers17 September 2026 — 41,027 subscribers19 September 2026 — 41,456 subscribers26 September 2026 — 41,865 subscribers6 August 202626 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 51 days, net +5,357. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 35,704–42,669 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Sept 2026, 19:5841,865+409
19 Sept 2026, 17:3841,456+429
17 Sept 2026, 09:2141,027+332
15 Sept 2026, 11:5740,695+507
13 Sept 2026, 18:5740,188+114
12 Sept 2026, 02:0140,074+161
9 Sept 2026, 15:1739,913+459
6 Sept 2026, 05:1839,454+305
4 Sept 2026, 02:0039,149+153
2 Sept 2026, 13:0238,996+76
1 Sept 2026, 10:5738,920-92
31 Aug 2026, 11:4339,012+78
30 Aug 2026, 08:3538,934+84
29 Aug 2026, 05:5338,850+86
28 Aug 2026, 09:1238,764+80
27 Aug 2026, 07:5438,684+146
26 Aug 2026, 09:2438,538+131
25 Aug 2026, 07:0338,407+109
24 Aug 2026, 06:1538,298+159
22 Aug 2026, 13:1438,139first reading

Engagement

67 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 99 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
3.39%
avg views ÷ 41,865 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,420
34 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.156%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
34
of 67 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 26 of 34 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 24 September 2026
Posts held67 (19 July 2026 – 24 September 2026)
Views total48,312
Reactions total62
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken26 Sept 2026, 23:58 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
163
Videos
83
Links
150

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 26 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
3m 00s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 21 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

143 reactions across 50 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 97.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤13997.2%
👍32.10%
🥰10.699%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 57 of the 67 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 143 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 67 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 24 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

24 Sept 2026, 09:58 UTC≈1,090 views1 reactionsread 26 September 2026
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24 Sept 2026, 05:04 UTC877 views0 reactionsread 26 September 2026
Forwarded from @godagent007Photo

米其林2.0,硬件权重60%,软件权重40%,按照加权平均分予以评级,只针对妹子素质客观评价 (课室分仅供参考不计入个总分评级) 老师名字: 小忆 老师电报号: @iixiaoyibaobao 老师真实身材照片:https://t.me/modupiczuoping/1973?single 硬件: 颜值 4.00 (人照8.5分,参考照片视频。05川妹子,长相一般,但是耐看清秀,越看越顺眼;笑起来很甜。正事的时候会演绎的做白眼的表情) 妆品 3.92 (淡妆,看着舒服,妆品精致无卡粉) 皮肤 4.58 (顶级光滑。无纹身;肤滑柔软;肤如凝脂,白得发光,除了几处浅浅的血红色印记挑不出毛病) 胸 3.00 (d罩杯带科技,弹性足,不够软,乳头乳晕大小适中,颜色偏粉) 腰 4.42 (细腰马甲线,有腰窝;腰臀比好,S曲线) 臀 4.58 (小翘臀,又圆又翘,自称练过;柔软手感好。后入有轻微臀浪。喜欢被用力拍打) 腿 …

23 Sept 2026, 07:03 UTC≈1,160 viewsread 26 September 2026

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23 Sept 2026, 04:18 UTC≈1,120 views0 reactionsread 26 September 2026
Forwarded from @godagent007Video

米其林2.0,硬件权重60%,软件权重40%,按照加权平均分予以评级,只针对妹子素质客观评价 (课室分仅供参考不计入个总分评级) 老师名字: 夹妮 老师电报号:@yangmimi668 硬件: 颜值 3.50(大眼嫩妹,人照9分像,嫩妹假扮御姐款;天生的丹凤眼,浓妆后有一种丐版范冰冰的味道,素颜比较幼态耐看) 妆品 3.75(御姐妆容,全妆,妆品贴合,整体自然,蓝色美瞳,化妆对颜值有提升;夜场风格的浓妆,走和自己素颜反差较大的御姐风,她画习惯了,很难说是否比其他风格更适合她) 皮肤 3.63(天生全身黄黑皮,手感滑嫩,肌肤紧致,手臂腰部脚踝有纹身;比较细腻,有体毛痕迹,但没有毛孔粗糙感) 胸 4.00(B胸,柔软,饱满挺拔,乳头乳晕正常棕色,还算饱满略翘,乳晕硬币大小,乳头非常非常小,颜色不) 腰 4.38(蚂蚁腰,腹部平坦,后入把持手感好;腰很细,无赘肉,后侧有腰窝,手感很好) 臀 4.13(小翘臀,臀部肉弹紧致,后入腰臀…

21 Sept 2026, 06:21 UTC≈1,640 views0 reactionsread 26 September 2026

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21 Sept 2026, 06:13 UTC≈1,540 viewsread 26 September 2026

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21 Sept 2026, 05:49 UTC≈1,330 views1 reactionsread 26 September 2026
Forwarded from @godagent007Photo

米其林2.0,硬件权重60%,软件权重40%,按照加权平均分予以评级,只针对妹子素质客观评价 (课室分仅供参考不计入个总分评级) 老师名字: 西西 老师电报号: @xixi8884 硬件: 颜值 3.88(人照85%,去除美颜就是了,脸型属于有棱角型柔美御姐;参考杨钰莹的颜值,回头率美女) 妆品 4.06(妆品良好完整全妆,容易出错的假睫毛、眼影与眼线亮粉均衡,高光阴影的修容恰到好处,给颜值提高了不少) 皮肤 4.13(偏白的黄皮,紧致滑嫩无瑕疵,中途发现屁股很白;全身非常光滑,手感好) 胸 4.47(大胸D,非常紧实不下垂,胸型饱满挺拔,乳晕与头恰到好处,乳头颜色正常偏粉,很好看,从后面摸手感极佳) 腰 3.75(腹部有点肉感,但无赘肉,缺少一点锻炼痕迹,但搂起来依旧不错,背后有腰窝,很性感) 臀 4.28(顶级臀部,又大肉感又好,天生的后入炮架,后入爽歪歪) 腿 3.88(腿直,微肉感不粗很紧致,手感好) 足 3.91(…

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20 Sept 2026, 10:21 UTC≈1,350 viewsread 26 September 2026
Forwarded from @godagent007Video

米其林2.0,硬件权重60%,软件权重40%,按照加权平均分予以评级,只针对妹子素质客观评价 (课室分仅供参考不计入个总分评级) 老师名字:潼潼 老师电报号:@xtongtong6 硬件: 颜值 3.69(人照7分,红头发,一眼嫩妹感觉,颜值中等;素颜偏邻家小妹,带妆时蛮有食欲,明显的幼态脸) 妆品 3.75(妆容一般,略有卡粉,我去的时候刚睡醒,头发凌乱) 身高体重 160 cm 38kg(小只马,瘦幼) 皮肤 4.31(皮肤正常黄皮,后背有些许颗粒,脸部皮肤微瑕,与熬夜有关,整体手感滑嫩不错) 胸 3.88(B罩杯,胸不大,很挺,乳晕乳头较小,很好舔;小乳鸽身材,不是童颜巨乳,颜色形状不错,乳头乳晕不大,一手把玩) 腰 3.63(偏细,无训练痕迹,嫩妹正常曲线腰,腰线无赘肉,小腹平坦有朦胧马甲味道。后入腰臀比尚可,搂腰,扶腰都很好) 臀 4.225(小屁股翘臀, 有肉且弹性十足,后入有臀浪冲击,后入不…

19 Sept 2026, 06:32 UTC≈1,730 views2 reactionsread 26 September 2026

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17 Sept 2026, 11:26 UTC≈1,810 views3 reactionsread 26 September 2026
Forwarded from @godagent007Video

米其林2.0,硬件权重60%,软件权重40%,按照加权平均分予以评级,只针对妹子素质客观评价 (课室分仅供参考不计入个总分评级) 老师名字: 安艺 老师电报号: @anyiluoli 硬件: 颜值 4.00(20岁的嫩妹,大眼睛,羞涩感满满;人照一致,人比照片好看,颜值不错,看着挺清纯) 妆品 4.25(妆造自然显白,不卡粉,用心了,颜值有提升) 皮肤 4.50(天生冷白皮,手感非常光滑细腻;两只手腕有点纹身挺可爱) 胸 4.50(天然C+,竹笋型,挺拔,手感Q弹,乳头乳晕小,颜色粉嫩;乳头乳晕粉色) 腰 3.92(站立平坦,坐姿略有赘肉;腰身纤细;比以前瘦了一点) 臀 4.25(臀部微翘,肉量足,手感很紧实,弹性很足;腰臂比不错;屁股很翘,臀型也圆) 腿 4.08(白皙、笔直,比例合适,大小腿紧实有力;修长细直;是腿很白,白的发光) 足 3.75(优点白净;指头肉嘟嘟,正常足) 逼 4.42(人工白虎,外部色素沉淀淡,阴唇比…

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17 Sept 2026, 11:23 UTC≈1,790 views2 reactionsread 26 September 2026
Forwarded from @moduguangmingding2Photo

📊 0条车评,综合评分 好评 0% |人照 |服务 中评 0% |颜值 |态度 差评 0% |身材 |环境 编号:104126260911 店名: 大头鸭福利社 地区:全上海 主营类型均为个人兼职,因是个人兼职所以接受度普遍都比较高! 例如sf,户外,车震,Sm,,3P,3通,主人布置的任务啥的!主要做过夜(12小时)、下午茶(3小时,5小时有两种)包天(24小时), 可以指定女孩子出门穿搭,本俱乐部的女孩子普遍文化程度较高,带出门有面子,说话有情商(带脑子),女友感拉满,情绪价值高! 女孩子除了约会还能做什么呢? 例如商务洽谈,ktv喝酒,角色扮演...外地旅游的老板不知道哪里玩也可以当地陪! 女孩子不是那种一脱衣服到处都是纹身,🚬不离手的人的,也不是精神小妹! 多半都是知书达理,会穿搭,接受教育程度较高切听话,不事逼! 不建议单次!! 过夜价格7000-8000…

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16 Sept 2026, 12:01 UTC≈1,850 viewsread 26 September 2026
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Showing the 12 most recent of 67 posts we hold for @shmdgmd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 36 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“魔都光明顶总舵入口” (@shmdgmd), 41,865 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shmdgmd.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.