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Пездуза

@pezduza

2 usernames

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Domains linked from posts · Cite this entry

556,327subscribers

-5,589 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 316,228–1,000,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001633241826
TypeChannel
Usernames@pesduza @pezduza
DescriptionЕдинственный и неповторимый канал. Весь контент — фейковые новости, все совпадения случайны Заявки принимаются автоматически! ‼️Предложка в ЛС канала‼️ РЕКЛАМА — @deephub x @milanatgads
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held68
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/pezduza

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

556,327561,916559,121.56 August 202625 September 2026
68 measurements spanning 50 days, net -5,589. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 555,489–562,754 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 68
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Sept 2026, 01:17556,327-475
18 Sept 2026, 17:59556,802-12
18 Sept 2026, 16:56556,814-260
16 Sept 2026, 09:21557,074-2
16 Sept 2026, 08:36557,076-157
14 Sept 2026, 16:16557,233-9
14 Sept 2026, 15:18557,242-248
13 Sept 2026, 04:38557,490-8
13 Sept 2026, 00:57557,498-285
11 Sept 2026, 09:56557,783-32
11 Sept 2026, 04:17557,815-274
8 Sept 2026, 19:01558,089-116
8 Sept 2026, 05:19558,205-383
5 Sept 2026, 14:18558,588-80
5 Sept 2026, 02:57558,668-182
3 Sept 2026, 15:58558,850-24
3 Sept 2026, 11:37558,874-215
2 Sept 2026, 08:54559,089-12
2 Sept 2026, 05:34559,101-233
1 Sept 2026, 09:05559,334first reading

Engagement

562 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 157 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
13.7%
avg views ÷ 556,327 subscribers
Avg views / post
76,000
317 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.11%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
317
of 562 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 September 2026
Posts held562 (3 August 2026 – 29 September 2026)
Views total24,107,320
Reactions total748,576
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Sept 2026, 17:48 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈11,000
Videos
≈1,180
Links
≈12,100

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 29 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
47m 24s
Average length
20s

Measured directly from 140 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

1,374,614 reactions across 542 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣669,56048.7%
😁362,87126.4%
❤84,2706.13%
custom 535736669119186948346,9843.42%
😢43,4863.16%
💯42,7123.11%
custom 593621931507738939339,8862.90%
custom 576927917184700200535,6432.59%
💊12,2720.893%
👏11,5070.837%
custom 593353288175321791311,2520.819%
🫡9,2340.672%
🗿4,6870.341%
🔥2450.018%
😍50%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 562 of the 562 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,418,499 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 562 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 29 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
586
across the posts below
Posts paid on
214
of 562 we hold a reading for · 38%
Most on one post
51
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @pezduza. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 562 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 29 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

29 Sept 2026, 17:40 UTC≈5,720 views165 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

⚡️"Осеннее топливо для людей". На российских заправках появился новый бензин 📢 Пездуза

❤94😁32custom 535736669119186948316🤣6custom 59362193150773893936😢5💯4🗿2

29 Sept 2026, 17:07 UTC≈15,400 views637 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

⚡️Зато честно 📢 Пездуза

😁379❤90🤣73💯51👏14custom 593621931507738939313custom 53573666911918694838😢5

29 Sept 2026, 16:07 UTC≈27,400 views1,297 reactions3 Starsread 29 September 2026
Photo

⚡️После переименования котлеты по-киевски в России также переименовали Киевский вокзал 📢 Пездуза

😁772🤣417❤47custom 593621931507738939321custom 535736669119186948315custom 576927917184700200511custom 59335328817532179136😢5

29 Sept 2026, 14:00 UTC≈36,600 views104 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

🪪 Виртуальные карты для оплат по всему миру От нейросетей до покупок в магазине напрямую, онлайн и офлайн. 💸 Apple Pay / 😊 Google Pay / 😋 Alipay - оплата телефоном 🤖 Нейросети: ChatGPT, Claude, Midjourney 📹 Подписки и зарубежные онлайн-сервисы 📹 Реклама в TikTok, Google Ads и других рекламных кабинетах ✈️ Отели, рестораны, авиабилеты, иностранные магазины ❤️ Быстрое и легкое пополнение привычными способами, выпуск…

custom 576927917184700200569❤11custom 59362193150773893939💊8custom 59335328817532179137

29 Sept 2026, 11:37 UTC≈50,000 views1,525 reactions27 Starsread 29 September 2026
Video

⚡️Зеленский встретился с Трампом 📢 Пездуза

🤣1,290❤74😁61custom 576927917184700200526custom 593621931507738939322💯13custom 535736669119186948312custom 593353288175321791310

29 Sept 2026, 10:19 UTC≈59,400 views2,362 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Video

⚡️В GTA V добавили Джигана 📢 Пездуза

🤣1,900😁193custom 5357366691191869483126❤42custom 593621931507738939327💊18🗿17custom 576927917184700200514

29 Sept 2026, 07:07 UTC≈58,900 views2,343 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

⚡️Они нашли друг друга 📢 Пездуза

😁1,510🤣618❤89custom 593621931507738939332💯31custom 535736669119186948324custom 593353288175321791315custom 576927917184700200510

29 Sept 2026, 05:15 UTC≈10,500 views482 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

⚡️Кстати 📢 Пездуза

custom 5357366691191869483248😁117🤣64💯19❤9custom 59362193150773893939🫡6custom 57692791718470020055

28 Sept 2026, 19:37 UTC≈68,200 views1,979 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

⚡️— Что смотришь? — Да так… 📢 Пездуза

😁1,320🤣454❤92custom 535736669119186948335custom 593621931507738939332💯18custom 576927917184700200512custom 593353288175321791310

28 Sept 2026, 18:00 UTC≈68,400 views2,242 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Video

⚡️Как мы не заметили это раньше? 📢 Пездуза

😁1,250🤣686💊127custom 593353288175321791344custom 535736669119186948340custom 593621931507738939334custom 576927917184700200529❤17

28 Sept 2026, 17:00 UTC≈45,900 views316 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

🌟 Меллстрой запустил своё нашумевшее казино MellstroyGame — новый проект от Меллстроя прямо в Telegram! В новой бонанзе плюхнуло 5 лямов Беру ещё бонуску и на выход 🍬 🎰Сделали промокод на 10.000₽: MELLGO10 🌟Играю тут - @MellstroyGame 🌟Ссылка на сайт - MellstroyGame

custom 5769279171847002005202custom 593353288175321791348💊31custom 593621931507738939313❤11custom 53573666911918694835🤣3🗿2

28 Sept 2026, 16:36 UTC≈66,700 views2,265 reactions1 Starread 29 September 2026
Photo

⚡️Правила написаны кровью 📢 Пездуза

🤣1,880❤121😢98😁61custom 593621931507738939332custom 535736669119186948326🫡23🗿13

Showing the 12 most recent of 562 posts we hold for @pezduza. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Posts edited after publishing

@pezduza edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
16 August 2026
Most recent edit
16 August 2026

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Domains linked from posts

2 domains this channel’s own posts have linked to, measured by scanning the post bodies themselves — not the channel’s description, which is the separate Declared links section below when this entry has one. Appearing here is not a claim about who runs the linked site or why the channel linked to it; an advertisement, a news citation and a malicious link all leave the same kind of row.

apps.apple.comregistrable domain: apple.com1 post · 6 August 2026 – 6 August 2026 · example post
play.google.comregistrable domain: google.com1 post · 6 August 2026 – 6 August 2026 · example post

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Пездуза” (@pezduza), 556,327 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pezduza.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.