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Channel

Пездуза

@pezduza

2 usernames

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Domains linked from posts · Cite this entry

561,439subscribers

-477 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 316,228–1,000,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001633241826
TypeChannel
Usernames@pesduza @pezduza
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 31 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/pezduza

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

561,439561,916561,677.56 August 2026 — 561,916 subscribers6 August 2026 — 561,896 subscribers7 August 2026 — 561,755 subscribers7 August 2026 — 561,750 subscribers7 August 2026 — 561,750 subscribers8 August 2026 — 561,689 subscribers8 August 2026 — 561,672 subscribers9 August 2026 — 561,633 subscribers9 August 2026 — 561,607 subscribers10 August 2026 — 561,512 subscribers10 August 2026 — 561,481 subscribers11 August 2026 — 561,555 subscribers11 August 2026 — 561,571 subscribers12 August 2026 — 561,466 subscribers12 August 2026 — 561,452 subscribers13 August 2026 — 561,439 subscribers6 August 202613 August 2026
16 measurements spanning 7 days, net -477. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 561,367–561,988 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 07:53561,439-13
12 Aug 2026, 14:04561,452-14
12 Aug 2026, 05:52561,466-105
11 Aug 2026, 11:46561,571+16
11 Aug 2026, 08:53561,555+74
10 Aug 2026, 11:33561,481-31
10 Aug 2026, 05:51561,512-95
9 Aug 2026, 09:51561,607-26
9 Aug 2026, 02:51561,633-39
8 Aug 2026, 06:57561,672-17
8 Aug 2026, 02:26561,689-61
7 Aug 2026, 08:15561,750no change
7 Aug 2026, 08:08561,750-5
7 Aug 2026, 07:30561,755-141
6 Aug 2026, 08:01561,896-20
6 Aug 2026, 04:47561,916first reading

Engagement

98 posts held, back to 3 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 24 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
13.9%
avg views ÷ 561,439 subscribers
Avg views / post
78,200
98 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.38%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
98
of 98 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 August 2026
Posts held98 (3 August 202613 August 2026)
Views total7,659,300
Reactions total259,227
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 06:54 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
3m 56s
Average length
17s

Measured directly from 14 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

215,342 reactions across 78 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 49.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣106,87549.6%
😁48,42522.5%
custom 535736669119186948313,3976.22%
custom 593621931507738939312,9726.02%
10,3124.79%
😢5,4362.52%
💯4,4972.09%
custom 57692791718470020054,1711.94%
custom 59335328817532179132,4211.12%
🫡2,2131.03%
💊2,1080.979%
🗿1,5740.731%
👏7420.345%
🔥1940.09%
😍50.002%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 98 of the 98 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 259,227reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 98 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 13 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
76
across the posts below
Posts paid on
34
of 98 we hold a reading for · 35%
Most on one post
6
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @pezduza. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 98 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 13 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

13 Aug 2026, 04:07 UTC≈27,300 views1,101 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

⚡️Обнаружен единственный россиянин со здоровой психикой 📢 Пездуза

540🤣428custom 535736669119186948361😁30💯17custom 59362193150773893939👏6😢4

12 Aug 2026, 17:46 UTC≈53,000 views1,568 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

⚡️Самые мирные из оставшихся официальных политиков РФ 📢 Пездуза

750😁403🤣255custom 535736669119186948366💯29custom 593621931507738939326😢17🫡8

12 Aug 2026, 15:33 UTC≈57,800 views1,491 reactions3 Starsread 13 August 2026
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⚡️Побочными эффектами мексиканской вакцины от вируса оказались желание поссать и поскорее поставить вторую фазу препарата 📢 Пездуза

🤣1,200116😁86custom 535736669119186948338custom 593621931507738939326custom 576927917184700200511🗿6custom 59335328817532179134

12 Aug 2026, 14:04 UTC≈57,700 views219 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

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custom 5769279171847002005152custom 593621931507738939324🤣1312😁8💊6custom 53573666911918694832😢1

12 Aug 2026, 13:05 UTC≈82,100 views4,184 reactions1 Starread 13 August 2026
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🤣3,450😁345141custom 535736669119186948368💯56custom 593621931507738939346custom 593353288175321791332😢15

12 Aug 2026, 11:37 UTC≈67,100 views3,288 reactions1 Starread 13 August 2026
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⚡️Не успели россияне отойти от шока после отъезда Инстасамки, как плохие новости принес и популярный рэпер Ганвест, который заявил, что не собирается покидать Россию 📢 Пездуза

😢1,710🤣1,240😁170custom 535736669119186948350custom 59362193150773893933430💊22custom 593353288175321791319

12 Aug 2026, 10:30 UTC≈67,100 views2,028 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

⚡️Собеседование в Верховный суд РФ 📢 Пездуза

🤣1,600🔥128💯96custom 535736669119186948394😁42custom 59362193150773893932924🗿7

12 Aug 2026, 09:00 UTC≈66,000 views2,358 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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⚡️ЛДПР главный антимигрантский голос в ГосДуме #ЛДПР #Слуцкий 📢 Пездуза

🗿1,180🤣716custom 5936219315077389393158custom 535736669119186948384🔥63👏6236🫡20

12 Aug 2026, 08:15 UTC≈65,900 views2,340 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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⚡️Переговоры Трампа и Зеленского продолжаются 📢 Пездуза

🤣1,930😁18685custom 535736669119186948349custom 593621931507738939332💊21custom 576927917184700200515💯12

12 Aug 2026, 07:04 UTC≈65,900 views517 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

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custom 5769279171847002005316custom 593353288175321791368💊3831custom 535736669119186948322custom 593621931507738939313🤣10😁10

12 Aug 2026, 04:07 UTC≈76,100 views3,638 reactions5 Starsread 13 August 2026
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⚡️«Я могу это сделать. Я могу этого и не делать. А может, я уже это сделал», — Трамп Цзы, искусство хуйни 📢 Пездуза

😁2,170🤣1,040💯209custom 53573666911918694837253custom 593621931507738939340💊20👏14

11 Aug 2026, 21:48 UTC≈80,800 views3,072 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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⚡️«Яблоко» наносит ответный удар 📢 Пездуза

😁2,100🤣457custom 5936219315077389393275custom 53573666911918694836967👏32😢29custom 576927917184700200514

Showing the 12 most recent of 98 posts we hold for @pezduza. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 478,087 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Domains linked from posts

2 domainsthis channel’s own posts have linked to, measured by scanning the post bodies themselves — not the channel’s description, which is the separate Declared links section below when this entry has one. Appearing here is not a claim about who runs the linked site or why the channel linked to it; an advertisement, a news citation and a malicious link all leave the same kind of row.

apps.apple.comregistrable domain: apple.com1 post · 6 August 2026 – 6 August 2026 · example post
play.google.comregistrable domain: google.com1 post · 6 August 2026 – 6 August 2026 · example post

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Пездуза” (@pezduza), 561,439 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pezduza.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.