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• Dazai Osamu↓

@nno_longer_human

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

324subscribers

+3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002416624944
TypeChannel
Username@nno_longer_human
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/nno_longer_human

Growth

3203243227 August 2026 — 321 subscribers7 August 2026 — 320 subscribers14 August 2026 — 324 subscribers7 August 202614 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 7 days, net +3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 319–325 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 00:44324+4
7 Aug 2026, 18:07320-1
7 Aug 2026, 04:01321first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 27 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
53.2%
avg views ÷ 324 subscribers
Avg views / post
172
20 posts measured
Reaction rate
24.3%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
20
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held20 (27 July 20266 August 2026)
Views total3,449
Reactions total839
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 04:01 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

839 reactions across 20 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 527426163381477390929835.5%
custom 527388601315493442914417.2%
custom 527157384328093945012214.5%
custom 5274231740842394052637.51%
custom 5274054234139015460617.27%
414.89%
custom 5274247851264722687222.62%
custom 5274124276465678115192.26%
custom 5274067449753387110151.79%
💘111.31%
custom 5404695512806880744101.19%
custom 527373055681365486860.715%
custom 527391917030246349160.715%
💔60.715%
custom 527427266329079220840.477%
custom 531440601452566441140.477%
💊40.477%
custom 540441618531381835430.358%

Custom emoji. 14 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 839reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 05:54 UTC90 views38 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Странные же иногда приходят сны! Снился прошлый мир, и в основном Гин Акутагава. Эх, ну что за чудесная была девочка, право... пусть и выполняла роль функции, но была мне довольно приятна с самого дня, как из трущоб попала в мафию, под мою "опеку". Не думал, что мой мозг захочет это опять вспоминать. ^^ ━╾ [ 🎒 ] ╼━

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5 Aug 2026, 19:58 UTC100 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Эй, что за недовольство! Он молчал дольше, а у меня была важная причина. Сон. (*´-`*) ━╾ [ 🚬 ] ╼━

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5 Aug 2026, 19:47 UTC100 views30 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Часов с семи среди личных висит одинокое сообщение. Угадаете ли, от кого? Думаю, нет, уж так и быть, поведаю: Анго! Неожиданно, да? Он пишет, что мы давненько не виделись и даже предлагает исправить это совместным походом на фестиваль. И, если честно, я так и не ответил. :р Но почему бы и нет, в конце концов? Это как минимум возможность вкусно поесть. ^^

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4 Aug 2026, 19:27 UTC111 views36 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Две секунды. Вот, сколько достаточно по настоящему хорошему бойцу на сборку и приведение пистолета в боевую позицию. Я, как оказалось, ещё не сдал в этом навыке! Вот только, увы, стрелять не во что - изъян. Впро-очем, и так результаты хорошие, я ещё до роли босса в мафии ленился такие выдавать. :р Да и мне всё ещё недостаёт патронов.

custom 527157384328093945021custom 52740674497533871107custom 52738860131549344295custom 531440601452566441121

3 Aug 2026, 18:19 UTC121 views45 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Меня бессовестно эксплуатируют, вынуждая понапрасну возиться с листовками на улицах. Посылаю запрос на помощь, хотя бы моральную! (ー ー;) ━╾ [ 👟 ] ╼━

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2 Aug 2026, 19:43 UTC170 views56 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Posted without readable text

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2 Aug 2026, 14:42 UTC164 views33 reactionsread 7 August 2026

「 Готов к атаке, не к нагрузке. :р 」

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2 Aug 2026, 11:29 UTC178 views46 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Если я сейчас слышу возню и ворчание в прихожей, кто сейчас спит у меня на ногах?.. ( || °▿°) ━╾ [ 🍴 ] ╼━

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1 Aug 2026, 21:34 UTC185 views47 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Но, кстати о тягании в рот, Чуин десерт сегодня - последний, павший в битве с отсутствием чувства насыщения. Странные иногда бывают деньки: голода я не ощущаю, но так скучно, что жевать что-то кажется спасением, а без понимания сытости это можно делать долго. ^^ ━╾ [ 🍚 ] ╼━

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1 Aug 2026, 21:30 UTC173 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026

「 Дрянь в рот не тягаю. (: 」

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1 Aug 2026, 14:16 UTC184 views32 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

🙂

  1. Расстроить гитару слизня64%
  2. Расстроить клавиши53%
  3. Спрятать все медиаторы63%
  4. Съесть его десерт (уже)68%

The shares total 248%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

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31 Jul 2026, 19:23 UTC183 views44 reactionsread 7 August 2026

� ━━━━ 「 永眠 」↴ ⬑ 「 期待」 Неужели кто-то правда так искренне, отвратительно хочет жить, что готов хоть на что, лишь бы перевести больше кислорода? О, это неосознанно. Это определённо неосознанно. ━╾ [ ☠️ ] ╼━

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nno_longer_human. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

1 Aug 2026, 14:16 UTCAnonymous Poll72 voters

🙂

  1. Расстроить гитару слизня64%
  2. Расстроить клавиши53%
  3. Спрятать все медиаторы63%
  4. Съесть его десерт (уже)68%

The shares total 248%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 6 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 381,771 of 1,189,255entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“• Dazai Osamu↓” (@nno_longer_human), 324 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nno_longer_human.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.