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Trust me, I’m a doctor

@mastablasta412

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

29subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001249292058
TypeChannel
Username@mastablasta412
DescriptionFrom crm_114 to uvb76 with wb40
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/mastablasta412

Growth

297 August 2026 — 29 subscribers11 August 2026 — 29 subscribers7 August 202611 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 4 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 28–30 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Aug 2026, 05:0129no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:5829first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 26 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
88
Videos
183
Links
67

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
16m 10s
Average length
1m 21s

Measured directly from 12 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

14 Jul 2026, 04:34 UTC18 viewsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @cs_association_0

В России запускают новое телешоу "Битва дронов", о котором уже телеведущий Михаил Галустян рассказал Владимиру Путину. По замыслу создателей, шоу призвано раскрыть тему беспилотной авиации и сделать ее понятной, интересной и по-настоящему массовой. По словам Галустяна, выпуски будут снимать в живописных уголках России. Как пояснил телеведущий, в одной команде будут соревноваться участники специальной военной операции…

9 Jun 2026, 03:25 UTC43 viewsread 11 August 2026
Video

Хочется верить, что у этого поколения получится.

15 Apr 2026, 08:55 UTC58 viewsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @musik_memesVideo

@MMTalkBackBot предложка

27 Mar 2026, 12:41 UTC63 viewsread 11 August 2026
Photo

Клоуны? Гейские геи? Господи, какая блевотина. А глебыч-то когда-то крутым дядькой был! 600 секунд! Сила! Эх. Не дай Бог никому вот так, конечно.

28 Feb 2026, 06:36 UTC71 viewsread 11 August 2026
Photo

Пуск очередного пакета Старлинка. Но я не об этом. Так то смотришь на небо и будто облака лежат ровным слоем, растянутые по небу. А если добавить вертикальную линию инверсионного следа, то облака нанизываются на неё как на шампур. Интересно наблюдать как плоская картинка превращается в трёхмерную. А ещё это просто очень красиво.

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @mastablasta412. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

🎙КОГДА ЗАПЕЛИ ПУШКИ | КЗП
@cs_association_0 · 12,0761 postMusik Memes
@musik_memes · 7281 post

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Trust me, I’m a doctor” (@mastablasta412), 29 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mastablasta412.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.