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ЛПХрассвет

@lphrassvet

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415subscribers

+7 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001180114741
TypeChannel
Username@lphrassvet
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/lphrassvet

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 87% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

407416411.56 August 2026 — 408 subscribers6 August 2026 — 408 subscribers14 August 2026 — 407 subscribers22 August 2026 — 411 subscribers29 August 2026 — 412 subscribers8 September 2026 — 416 subscribers17 September 2026 — 415 subscribers4156 August 202617 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 41 days, net +7. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 406–417 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 05:22415-1
8 Sept 2026, 22:17416+4
29 Aug 2026, 16:28412+1
22 Aug 2026, 16:13411+4
14 Aug 2026, 12:36407-1
6 Aug 2026, 19:34408no change
6 Aug 2026, 19:15408first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 7 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

468 reactions across 20 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥17537.4%
10322.0%
👍6814.5%
🤣367.69%
😁306.41%
🙏234.91%
👏183.85%
🥰40.855%
🍾30.641%
👀20.427%
😭20.427%
🤯20.427%
10.214%
🍓10.214%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 468 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
24
across the posts below
Posts paid on
16
of 20 we hold a reading for · 80%
Most on one post
5
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @lphrassvet. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 7 July 2026 to 5 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 18:47 UTC97 views19 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, ловите новый ролик о том, как проходит наш сенокос! 🚜Это очень тяжелый, буквально каторжный труд через силу. Тот самый случай, когда к вечеру ты просто падаешь без сил, а на следующее утро нужно снова вставать и пахать как ни в чем не бывало. Посмотрите, чего нам стоит эта заготовка! Как вам видео?

10🔥9

3 Aug 2026, 07:52 UTC139 views21 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, погода снова диктует свои правила. Сегодня по плану должен был тюковать сено, но ночной ливень спутал все карты. Вся работа насмарку! Но унывать некогда. Цепляем к трактору ворошилку — и вперёд, сушить скошенное! Работаем дальше.

🙏14🤯2😭21👀1🔥1

2 Aug 2026, 16:49 UTC157 views45 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, «День сурка» по-деревенски, или как проходит наше воскресенье. С утра покорили ферму (коровки, птицы, поросята), днём съездили на косьбу, а вечером... повторили утреннюю программу! Из плюсов: вечером хоть колы перебивать не надо. 😂 Не жалуюсь, просто делюсь кусочком нашей жизни. Поддержите наш труд пальцем вверх и сердечком 🙏❤️

👍2716🔥2

29 Jul 2026, 15:17 UTC230 views18 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, Ваши любимые пельмени снова в наличии! 🔥 Вчера крутили их до второго часа ночи, но план выполнили — сделали 30 кг сочных свино-говяжьих пельмешек. ! 🥟🤤 Куриные будут на следующей неделе, обещаю! ☝️Все, кто бронировал, и все, кто просто хочет вкусно поужинать, — скорее пишите в директ или звоните. Заказы уже принимаю! 📞👇

🔥10👍8

29 Jul 2026, 05:26 UTC220 views38 reactions3 Starsread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, невероятно, но факт: 🌟 4 0 0 🌟 Именно столько нас сейчас на канале! Когда я только начинал, здесь было всего 12 человек, и каждого я знал лично. Зачем я вообще завёл этот блог? Мне просто хотелось делиться нашим простым деревенским бытом и показывать жизнь как она есть. А сегодня нас уже целая большая команда! Если вам не сложно, поделитесь ссылкой на наш канал с друзьями или в своих соцсетях. Давайте вме

🔥1813👍7

28 Jul 2026, 15:18 UTC432 views22 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Пока небесная канцелярия топит мой сенокос, я решил не изображать грустного ждуна у окна. Благо, фермерская взаимовыручка — штука крутая. Коллега по фермерскому цеху обратился за помощью https://t.me/ekolomna_sparja. Машина в ремонте, дороги превратились в целебные грязи, а брокколи на поле уже начинает подмигивать!». Туда сейчас прорвется разве что танк или мой верный трактор. Ну что ж, вызов принят. Подъем в пят

🔥11🙏6👍3🤣2

25 Jul 2026, 09:31 UTC237 views28 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, пока у нас плохая погода мы готовим теплые завтраки. Жирнючая пицца 4 сыра (твердый каменский, сулугуни, моцарелла, страчетелла) с прошутто и соусом альфредо. Пока готовили чуть не захлебнулись слюной.

🔥22👏51

25 Jul 2026, 07:14 UTC237 views24 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, для многих плохая погода в выходные — это трагедия, сорванная дача и испорченная прогулка. Погода вносит свои коррективы, это факт. А для меня это идеальный, легальный повод наконец-то включить режим тюленя и просто ничего не делать! Всем хороших выходных и отличного настроения 🙏💪

11😁7👏4🍓1👀1

24 Jul 2026, 08:24 UTC227 views26 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, планировать что-то на земле — дело неблагодарное. Казалось бы, расписал день по минутам, но один звонок о помощи или каприз погоды меняют всё в один момент. 🙏 Сегодня пришлось экстренно менять планы: остались без завтрака, быстро отцепили косилку от трактора и погнали вытаскивать «Ниву». А как началось ваше утро?

🔥14👍6🤣6

24 Jul 2026, 05:56 UTC199 views10 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, а вы знали , что козы и коровы очень похожи ?! Так вот , козы постоянно жуют, потому что они являются жвачными животными, у них сложное четырехкамерное устройство желудка, а также им нужно пережевывать пищу повторно для лучшего усвоения грубой клетчатки. Как устроен этот процесс Первичный сбор: Коза быстро срывает и глотает траву или сено почти без долгого измельчения. Работа в желудке: Еда попадает в

🔥8👏2

21 Jul 2026, 05:41 UTC252 views36 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья июль испытывает нас на прочность постоянными дождями. Ловим каждый теплый лучик солнца, чтобы успеть убрать поле. На ногах с 7 утра и до самой темноты — идет битва за сенокос! Это наш первый блин, наш первый опыт косьбы. И пускай работы море, мы точно справимся! Друзья, ждем вашей поддержки в комментариях и, конечно же, лайков! ❤️

🔥2213👍1

19 Jul 2026, 06:56 UTC265 views14 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
Video

Друзья, а давайте посчитаем плюсы нашей любимой буренки? 🐮 Ловите мои варианты: во-первых, это идеальная живая газонокосилка, а во-вторых — мини-завод по производству парного молока. Настоящее комбо! 🌾🥛 А теперь ваша очередь! Накидывайте в комментарии свои плюсы владения коровой 👇 Сделаем самый большой список!

7👍4🤣3

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @lphrassvet. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

13 Jul 2026, 05:04 UTCFinal Results56 voters

Друзья, По доброй традиции выбираем имя для нашей новой тёлочки! 🐄 Наш вариант — Гроза, потому что малышка появилась на свет в жуткую погоду. ⛈️

  1. Ягодка11%
  2. Молния7%
  3. Обоачко5%
  4. Июлька16%
  5. Молли25%
  6. Слада4%
  7. Гроза38%

The shares total 106%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 July 2026 to 5 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ЛПХрассвет” (@lphrassvet), 415 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lphrassvet.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.