Channel
@lifepatchesnew
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298subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003977805834 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @lifepatchesnew |
| Description | Трансдермальные патчи для заботы о себе каждый день Сайт: https://lifepatches.ru Связаться с нами: @lifepatches |
| Created | Between 1 April 2026 and 30 July 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| On Telegram | t.me/lifepatchesnew |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 08:03 | 298 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:35 | 298 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:15 | 297 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 10 of 11 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 11 (30 July 2026 – 5 August 2026) |
| Views total | 1,465 |
| Reactions total | 73 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
73 reactions across 10 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 69.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 51 | 69.9% | |
| 🔥 | 12 | 16.4% | |
| 💘 | 8 | 11.0% | |
| ❤🔥 | 2 | 2.74% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 73reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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✨ Решила порадовать вас! Недавно познакомилась с брендом Life Patches — это wellness-бренд, который создает трансдермальные патчи для поддержки разных состояний: сна, энергии, концентрации, снижения стресса и не только. Сейчас сама пользуюсь ими, поэтому вместе с Life Patches мы решили разыграть 5 упаковок патчей для вас. 🤍 Что нужно сделать? ✔️ Подписаться на мой канал «Ешь, тренируйся, люби» ✔️ Подписаться на кан…
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🍰 Мы знаем, что не у всех получилось выбраться в субботу на наш Wellness-morning, поэтому решили, что на этом сюрпризы не заканчиваются. Совсем скоро здесь появится ещё одна возможность познакомиться с нашей новинкой и получить приятные подарки! Пока не будем раскрывать все детали... Советуем не выключать уведомления и заглянуть на канал чуть позже сегодня..
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#новостибренда Впереди еще целый месяц лета, а значит у нас +1 новинка для жарких дней 🪷 Мы давно хотели создать продукт, который действительно закрывает очень распространённую проблему. 💦Скажите честно, сколько раз вы наносили SPF утром и... ни разу не обновляли его в течение дня? Пляж, прогулка, тренировка, поездка за город, работа на улице – в суете очень легко забыть, что солнцезащитный крем нужно регулярно об…
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#события Встречаем август с самой приятной компанией 🗝️ Уже завтра, 1 августа мы вместе с Elastica Studio устраиваем Wellness Morning – утро, посвящённое движению, восстановлению и заботе о себе. Что вас ждёт? 🗝️расслабляющая функциональная тренировка с видом на Финский залив; 🗝️ небольшой wellness-talk о трендах, которые прямо сейчас меняют индустрию здоровья; 🗝️и самое интересное… первая презентация нашей новинк…
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#новостибренда Как подобрать идеальный патч? Иногда кажется, что хочется попробовать всё сразу: улучшить сон, добавить энергии, легче справляться со стрессом или повысить концентрацию, но начинать нужно с того, что сейчас действительно актуально именно для вас. Мы закрепили в канале наш небольшой тест, который поможет подобрать Life Patches именно под вашу ситуацию. Пройти тест можно в любой удобный момент ❤️
#мнения Недавно сингапурскому фотографу Чуандо Тану (Chuando Tan) исполнилось 60 лет. Интернет разделился на два лагеря. Первые пишут: «Это просто генетика» 🧠 Вторые уверены: «Нет, это исключительно дисциплина» 🫥 А правда, как обычно, где-то посередине. Да, Чуандо действительно всю жизнь придерживается очень стабильного режима: Он много лет тренируется, следит за количеством белка в рационе, ложится спать до 23:0…
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @lifepatchesnew. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 213,111 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“жизнь в патчах” (@lifepatchesnew), 298 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lifepatchesnew.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.