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Кухонный Теоретик

@kitchen_thinker

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212subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

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Telegram ID-1001551629065
TypeChannel
Username@kitchen_thinker
DescriptionНа работе анализирую данные, в этом блоге анализирую всё остальное. Уровень экспертизы — ровно как в названии канала, кухонные тоеретизирования на основе слухов, мемов, региональных новостей сомнительной достоверности и анонимных ТГ-каналов.
CreatedBetween 1 July 2021 and 31 January 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/kitchen_thinker

Growth

2127 Aug 2026, 09:24 — 212 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 10:50 — 212 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 09:248 Aug 2026, 10:50
2 measurements spanning 1 day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 211–213 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 10:50212no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:24212first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 28 February 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
58.2%
avg views ÷ 212 subscribers
Avg views / post
123
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.05%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 August 2026
Posts held20 (28 February 20263 August 2026)
Views total617
Reactions total25
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 10:50 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
184
Videos
18
Links
151

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
17s
Average length
17s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

86 reactions across 17 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍2630.2%
❤‍🔥2427.9%
🔥1820.9%
🌚1315.1%
🤪33.49%
👌11.16%
💅11.16%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 86reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 February 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Aug 2026, 06:22 UTC75 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

#мем_недели Пусть на этой неделе все получится и успеется!

❤‍🔥7🔥3🌚1

30 Jul 2026, 17:37 UTC135 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

А помните этот, как его, топливный кризис?

🌚3❤‍🔥1

29 Jul 2026, 19:12 UTC118 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

🍿 Кино, от которого не отлипнуть Бывало у вас такое, что запускаешь кинчик, от которого совсем ничего не ждешь, а потом два часа пролетают незаметно, потому что от экрана не оторваться? У меня такое вчера было, кажется, второй раз в жизни. С 2016 года в закладках лежал фильм Sicario. Хоть он и претендовал на несколько Оскаров, и получил хорошие отзывы критиков, немедленного желания смотреть не возникло. Что-то там п

❤‍🔥2🔥2

20 Jul 2026, 18:15 UTC150 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

💸 Расставь карточки в нужном порядке и заработай миллион! Шуточки пошутили, теперь можно и про работу. В одном из прошлых постов я рассказывал про то, как из чисто аналитиков перешел в гибридную с продакт менеджером роль. Сегодня в каком-то смысле продолжение — на примере одной из задач расскажу, чем такой аналитик-продакт занимается. Прошу проследовать в блог — https://kochanoff.com/product-stories-scorer-part-one

👍4

20 Jul 2026, 10:15 UTC139 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

#мем_недели Ассоциации — «Ускоряемся через ИИ». Один в Клоде расписал требования, другой в Курсоре сделал.

🤪2

25 Jun 2026, 12:03 UTC218 viewsread 8 August 2026

... 6. Рейтинг власти вместе с эффективностью блокировок уходит в дальнейшее пике. JOB WELL DONE!

25 Jun 2026, 12:03 UTC241 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @disruptors_official

Вам на подумать: 1. Минцифры просит Apple удалить VPN-сервисы из AppStore. 2. Apple послушно удаляет. 3. Так же послушно (но с другой стороны) удаляет Макс, ВК и Одноклассники. * МЫ СЕЙЧАС ЗДЕСЬ * 4. В России блокируют сервисы Apple, Айфоны запрещают, iOS вне закона. 5. Все переходят на Андроид, на который можно скачать ЛЮБОЕ (подчёркиваю - любое, даже с Гитхаба) приложение. 🤔🤔🤔

🌚2

12 Jun 2026, 13:08 UTC298 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Есть, есть движение в правильном направлении!

👍2

12 Jun 2026, 12:27 UTC245 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

🇷🇺 Как сделать Россию лучше? Когда как ни в День России рассказать о том, как сделать страну лучше? У нас, как у рядовых граждан, очень немного способов выразить своё мнение насчёт того, что происходит в стране. Его, кстати, там наверху внимательно слушают и в зависимости от него принимают соответствующие решения. Не в виде “россияне хотят — давайте сделаем”, а в виде “россиян ЭТО сильно взбесит, мы потеряем Х рейти

🔥4👌1💅1

30 Apr 2026, 18:53 UTC289 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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🤡 «Единая Россия выступила против здравого смысла» Я серьезно не понимаю сакральность именно этой государственной глупости. Можно гражданам подымать пенсионный возраст, повышать налоги, повышать НДС, запрещать половину интернета, вводить FanID, начинать СВО, вести СВО несколько лет вместо того, чтобы… ладно, про это отдельно, делать кучу других, намного более гадких для рейтинга гадостей. Но вот откатить именно эту

❤‍🔥2👍1

31 Mar 2026, 15:44 UTC315 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @crimsondigest

Оформляется имущественный ценз в плане «параллельных Россий» У вашего покорного слуги непопулярный (возможно, слишком оптимистичный, у меня нет хрустального шара) вью по поводу сложившейся ситуации в плане мер по ограничению доступа россиян к «неблагонадёжным» ресурсам. Инсайдов нет, но если исходить из хронологии событий, предпринятых действий, публичных заявлений и заявленных мер (типа пунитивной тарификации межд

31 Mar 2026, 15:44 UTC244 viewsread 8 August 2026

❌ KPI не удалось достигнуть К тексту ниже могу прокомментировать, что в какой-то момент недостижения KPI (и роста соответсвующих издержек, рейтинговых, финансовых, еще каких), проштрафишиеся получают не очередную попытку достичь показателей очередной глупостью, а внезапное назначение заниматься чем-нибудь менее отвественным и вредящим окружающим (см историю про кадровые перестановки в 2024). Про то, какие (увы, не с

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kitchen_thinker. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Кухонный Теоретик” (@kitchen_thinker), 212 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kitchen_thinker.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.