Channel
@kabanach
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
998subscribers
-13 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002111546977 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kabanach |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 10 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kabanach |
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 85% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 01:58 | 998 | -4 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 06:00 | 1,002 | -7 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 21:44 | 1,009 | -2 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 09:39 | 1,011 | -1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 06:38 | 1,012 | -4 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 14:06 | 1,016 | -1 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 16:27 | 1,017 | +5 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 18:57 | 1,012 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:33 | 1,011 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:27 | 1,011 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 28 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
198 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5224489014463056418 | 53 | 26.8% | |
| custom 5224185862786401506 | 34 | 17.2% | |
| ❤ | 33 | 16.7% | |
| custom 5231406471610123146 | 32 | 16.2% | |
| custom 5224361157581621991 | 23 | 11.6% | |
| 💘 | 21 | 10.6% | |
| custom 5224704458612559479 | 2 | 1.01% |
Custom emoji. 5 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 198 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 April 2026 to 6 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Мы или не мы? Ну конечно мы! Сладких снов, маленькие и гигантские кабанята! 🐗💖
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Нереальные кабанята, поздравляю вас с Международным днём против диеты! Международный день против диеты отмечается ежегодно 6 мая, праздник призван пропагандировать принятие своего тела, здоровое питание без жестких ограничений и борьбу с культурой диет, наносящей вред психическому и физическому здоровью. Символом дня является тонкая голубая ленточка! 🤓 Пусть сегодня ваши животы ломятся от всевозможных лакомств! Вы …
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🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 Доброе утро, кабанята! Куснячусу вам! 🐗💖
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Стаканчик воды на ночь никогда не повредит! Сладких снов, микропумбы! Тушите свет, смыкайте веки! 🐗💖
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Ну мы! Доброе утро щетинистые, полосатые и даже волосатые! Хорошего дня, кабанята! 🐗💖
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боб, кабоб и скебоб и все спать! сладких снов, пумботрясы! 🐗💖
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Дизайнерские кабанята, поздравляю с Днем рождения складного зонтика! В этот день, 4 мая, в 1715 году в Париже французский инженер-конструктор Мариус представил первую компактную модель складного зонта, который стал удобной альтернативой громоздким шелковым зонтам. 🤓 Пусть под зонтиком встречаются душевные разговоры, а дождливые дни превращаются в повод собраться вместе! Никогда не теряйте способность находить в п…
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Тёрли свинки друг другу спинки... Доброе утро, чистейшие кабанята! 🐗💖
❤10custom 52244890144630564185custom 52241858627864015062
Куда бежим??? Не спать ли?! А надо! Сладких снов, кабанчики усталые! 🐗💖
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Жёсткий обнятмь с утра и небольшой приподнмь! Доброе утро, кабанята! 🐗💖
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А что если я вновь напомню вам, что пора спать? Сладких снов и доброй ночи, кабанята! 🐗💖
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Сегодня на ленивом. Отмечаем Международный день ничегонеделания. Международный день ничегонеделания отмечается ежегодно 2 мая. Это неофициальный праздник, созданный для борьбы с переутомлением, стрессом и эмоциональным выгоранием, предлагающий людям отложить дела, расслабиться и осознанно позволить себе отдых! 🐗🤓 Сегодня позволено ничего не делать, отбросьте все тяготы повседневной жизни, позвольте себе отдохнуть! …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kabanach. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“КАБАНАЧ” (@kabanach), 998 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kabanach.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.