The Älper is hoping to get some more rain as the water supply up here is getting tight aswell. And he needs clean water for his cheese. I pray for the blessing of water to fall from the sky. 🙏
❤4🙏2👍1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)

Channel
@helvetiaherbalistofficial
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342subscribers
+40 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002205215314 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @helvetiaherbalistofficial |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/helvetiaherbalistofficial |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Sept 2026, 06:19 | 342 | -4 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 05:58 | 346 | +2 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 12:36 | 344 | +5 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 23:34 | 339 | +9 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 15:54 | 330 | +25 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 16:37 | 305 | +3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 22:32 | 302 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:53 | 302 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
150 reactions across 19 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 52 | 34.7% | |
| 🔥 | 41 | 27.3% | |
| 🥰 | 10 | 6.67% | |
| 😍 | 9 | 6.00% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 4.67% | |
| ✍ | 5 | 3.33% | |
| 👍 | 5 | 3.33% | |
| 🤩 | 5 | 3.33% | |
| ⚡ | 4 | 2.67% | |
| 🎉 | 3 | 2.00% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 1.33% | |
| 🙏 | 2 | 1.33% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 1.33% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 0.667% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 0.667% | |
| 🫡 | 1 | 0.667% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 150 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
The Älper is hoping to get some more rain as the water supply up here is getting tight aswell. And he needs clean water for his cheese. I pray for the blessing of water to fall from the sky. 🙏
❤4🙏2👍1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
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❤1🤩1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
Here is a version with the first verse.
❤8
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
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🥰2
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
Lughnasadh Day (August 1st)- The feast of the god Lugh which was introduced by Lugh to commemorate his foster mother Tailtu. It is one of the four major Celtic festivals and is an agrarian feast in honour of the harvesting of crops. Early records claim the festival was celebrated for 15 days. Christianity took his feast over as Lammas, the feast of the first fruits. The name survives in modern Irish (Lunasa), and Man…
🔥6❤1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
On the Swiss National Hymn: 🇨🇭In 1981, the Federal Council definitively declared the Swiss Psalm the official anthem of the Swiss Confederation. It had already been in provisional use since 1961. 🇨🇭Since then, there have been repeated efforts to replace it, because critics see the text as "outdated and overly religious" - invoking God, prayer, and mountain imagery rather than the values of a modern, secular, "multi…
🔥5🤔1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
Happy Birthday Switzerland 🇨🇭
❤6🎉1👏1🔥1🫡1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
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🔥6❤4
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
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🎉2🔥2💯1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
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❤4🥰3🤩1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
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😍5🥰3
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
Purslane (Portulaca oleracea) is a common type of “weed” you tend to see out here and you can find it just about anywhere in the desert/ foothills. It is high in Omega 3’s and antioxidants, and you can toss it into things like salads, stir fries, soups and stews, and more! It can also be used in a similar fashion to how one would use aloe- as a poultice for minor burns, scrapes, or insect bites. I foraged some and …
❤3🤩1
Signed BJ (Helvetia)
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @helvetiaherbalistofficial. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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“Helvetia.Herbalist” (@helvetiaherbalistofficial), 342 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/helvetiaherbalistofficial.
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