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HebammeKerstinPatzig

@hebammekerstinpatzig

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9,702subscribers

+19 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001738787580
TypeChannel
Username@hebammekerstinpatzig
Created27 July 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/hebammekerstinpatzig

Topic

Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

9,6839,7129,697.56 August 2026 — 9,683 subscribers6 August 2026 — 9,683 subscribers9 August 2026 — 9,693 subscribers12 August 2026 — 9,698 subscribers15 August 2026 — 9,706 subscribers18 August 2026 — 9,702 subscribers21 August 2026 — 9,703 subscribers25 August 2026 — 9,704 subscribers28 August 2026 — 9,711 subscribers30 August 2026 — 9,712 subscribers3 September 2026 — 9,707 subscribers8 September 2026 — 9,692 subscribers12 September 2026 — 9,695 subscribers16 September 2026 — 9,702 subscribers9,7026 August 202616 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 41 days, net +19. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,679–9,716 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 17:189,702+7
12 Sept 2026, 17:369,695+3
8 Sept 2026, 14:199,692-15
3 Sept 2026, 00:369,707-5
30 Aug 2026, 16:279,712+1
28 Aug 2026, 00:139,711+7
25 Aug 2026, 01:549,704+1
21 Aug 2026, 23:559,703+1
18 Aug 2026, 23:469,702-4
15 Aug 2026, 17:289,706+8
12 Aug 2026, 14:279,698+5
9 Aug 2026, 17:439,693+10
6 Aug 2026, 10:169,683no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:539,683first reading

Engagement

98 posts held, back to 30 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 36 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
26.5%
avg views ÷ 9,702 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,570
15 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.36%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
15
of 98 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held98 (30 July 202628 August 2026)
Views total38,510
Reactions total1,293
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Aug 2026, 05:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
21m 35s
Average length
4m 19s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

6,401 reactions across 94 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3,91161.1%
👍75811.8%
🙏64210.0%
🥰4356.80%
😢1752.73%
🔥1632.55%
👏1612.52%
😁911.42%
😱651.02%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 96 of the 98 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6,401 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 98 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 11:22 UTC≈1,750 views67 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Neugeborenen wird kalt, wenn sie wie Mini-Erwachsene gekleidet sind - sie brauchen mindestens "eine Schicht mehr" als wir. Zwiebel-Look ist, neben Körpernähe, für sie eine Lebensversicherung. ✨@hebammekerstinpatzig✨ 👇👇👇👇

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Signed Kerstin

28 Aug 2026, 11:22 UTC≈1,810 views69 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Wiederholter Kältestress nach der Geburt z.B. durch zu wenig Kleidung, Auskühlen beim Wickeln, oder nackt ausgezogen werden, um ,,besser an die Brust zu gehen", führt bei Neugeborenen zu auffällig hoher Gewichtsabnahme und in Folge zu verlangsamter Gewichtszunahme, da fortwährend Energie zur Aufrechterhaltung des Wärmehaushalts aufgewendet werden muss. Die dem Kind zur Verfügung stehenden Kalorien können von ihm nur

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Signed Kerstin

28 Aug 2026, 09:27 UTC≈1,930 views90 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🤍🤍🤍 FRAGIL Wenn du sie berühren willst, berühre sie seelenvoll, lieber Mann. Berühre ihren Körper nicht nur, weil er dir Lust macht und du dich körperlich angezogen fühlst und dich befriedigen willst. Halte einen Moment inne und schau´ ihr in die Augen. Sieh´und spüre sie, ihre Seele und ihren Körper. Spürst du, wie oft und schmerzvoll ihr Körper benutzt wurde? Siehst du, wie fragil sie ist? Wenn du dich nicht beh

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Signed Kerstin

28 Aug 2026, 09:15 UTC≈1,970 views32 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Video

✨@hebammekerstinpatzig✨

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Signed Kerstin

27 Aug 2026, 16:35 UTC≈3,250 views178 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Jeder Mann wünscht sich eine Frau an seiner Seite, bei der er zur Ruhe kommen kann. Doch viele übersehen dabei, dass die Gelassenheit einer Frau oft davon abhängt, wie viel Respekt, Wertschätzung und Liebe sie von ihm erfährt. ~ Leyon Brava ✨@hebammekerstinpatzig✨

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Signed Kerstin

27 Aug 2026, 07:23 UTC≈2,650 views55 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Und was Walnüsse und die Blätter noch alles können, berichtet Margret Madejski in diesem Video. Hört unbedingt rein. Krankheiten durch Umweltgifte - was die Walnuss hier leisten kann https://youtube.com/shorts/s3y4O96eOxc?is=xVODYIUctQ7EnV-K ✨@hebammekerstinpatzig✨

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Signed Kerstin

27 Aug 2026, 07:23 UTC≈2,450 views57 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Alle Teile des Walnussbaumes haben progesteronähnliche Wirkung 🌳 Progesteron ist neben Östrogen eines der Hormone, die in ihrer Bildung während der Perimenopause nachlassen. In der Schwangerschaft wird es vermehrt produziert und sorgt dafür, dass sich der Embryo gut einnisten kann und die Schwangerschaft damit hält. Es sorgt auch dafür, dass viele Schwangere schönere Haut und die ,,Mähne" ihres Lebens bekommen. Ein

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Signed Kerstin

27 Aug 2026, 05:13 UTC≈2,380 views45 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Biochemie als Schönheitssalze 🔸 bei brüchigen oder gespaltenen Haarspitzen: Nr. 1 Calcium flouratum D12 🔸 bei sprödem Haar: Nr. 11 Silicea D12 🔸 bei stumpfem Haar: Nr. 9 Natrium phos. D6 und Nr. 11 Silicea D12 🔸 bei glanz- und kraftlosem Haar als Schönheitskurpaket: Nr. 1 (D12), Nr. 11 (D12) und Nr. 8 (Natrium chloratum D6) ✨@hebammekerstinpatzig✨

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Signed Kerstin

27 Aug 2026, 04:08 UTC≈2,340 views42 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Forwarded from @URnatURPhoto

Balsam für Haare und Nägel Hirse Panicum miliaceum Hirse unterstützt die Gesundheit von Haaren und Nägeln durch ihren hohen Gehalt an Kieselsäure und Eisen. Eisen trägt zur Sauerstoffversorgung der Haarwurzel bei und kann Haarausfall vorbeugen. Studien weisen darauf hin, dass eine regelmäßige Aufnahme von Hirse die Stabilität brüchiger Nägel verbessert und die HaarstruktUR kräftigen kann. Gekochte Hirsekörner oder

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Signed Kerstin

26 Aug 2026, 14:38 UTC≈2,480 views146 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Forwarded from @VerschuetteteHeilkunstPhoto

Seit Anbeginn der Zeit und bis heute haben Hebammen in allen Kulturen die Mehrheit der Frauen auf der Welt bei der Geburt begleitet. Mit ihrem Wissen über Geburt und Tod, die Sexualität, Heilmethoden und Heilpflanzen „sollte eine Hebamme das Auge eines Falken, die Hand einer Dame und das Herz eines Löwen haben“ (Hebammentext aus dem 16. Jahrhundert). @VerschuetteteHeilkunst

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Signed Kerstin

25 Aug 2026, 11:28 UTC≈2,750 views67 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Holundersuppe: Ein bewährtes Hausmittel Jeder Hof hatte in früheren Zeiten seinen Hofholunder. Für die alten Waldvölker Nordeuropas war er ein heiliger Baum, der Göttin geweiht in ihrer Gestalt als Frau Holle. Bis in die Neuzeit galt der Hof-Holunder als, "des Bauern Apotheke". Die im Herbst gesammelten schwarzen Beeren waren einst Kultspeise. Eine Holunderbeeren- oder Fliederbeerensuppe sollte den Körper auf den Wi

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Signed Kerstin

25 Aug 2026, 08:57 UTC≈2,690 views160 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Forwarded from @MdUrWeiblichkeitPhoto

«Liebe Frauen, man sehnt sich so sehr danach, euch auch mal in schönen, farbenfrohen Kleidern, die gerne knielang und länger sein können, zu sehen. Ein zartes Tuch und lange Haare, die eure Schultern bedecken, würden diese Schönheit noch weiter hervorheben. Die Weiblichkeit ist vor allem aber in eurer Seele und diese vermissen wir bitterer denn je. Dafür hat man wandelnde halbnackte, nach Rauch riechende Körper und a

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Signed Kerstin

Showing the 12 most recent of 98 posts we hold for @hebammekerstinpatzig. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@hebammekerstinpatzig edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
18 August 2026
Most recent edit
29 August 2026

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 25 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“HebammeKerstinPatzig” (@hebammekerstinpatzig), 9,702 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hebammekerstinpatzig.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.