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海珠MMk顶级报告

@haizhummkbaogao

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

277subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003101231079
TypeChannel
Username@haizhummkbaogao
CreatedBetween 1 September 2025 and 30 November 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/haizhummkbaogao

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 62% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

2772872827 August 2026 — 280 subscribers8 August 2026 — 280 subscribers8 August 2026 — 281 subscribers15 August 2026 — 287 subscribers24 August 2026 — 286 subscribers30 August 2026 — 284 subscribers17 September 2026 — 277 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 40 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 276–289 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 10:21277-7
30 Aug 2026, 20:46284-2
24 Aug 2026, 09:06286-1
15 Aug 2026, 19:45287+6
8 Aug 2026, 13:13281+1
8 Aug 2026, 08:33280no change
7 Aug 2026, 22:22280first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 29 April 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

6 reactions across 5 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
6100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 29 April 2026 to 9 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 May 2026, 11:46 UTC≈1,950 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @panghugonggaoPhoto

【胖虎报告】[https://t.me/panghugonggao] 【所在地区】#海珠 【猪脚艺名】#甜甜 #小猫 【联系方式】@gzmmk04 【验证留名】y 【上课费用】350券 【颜值分数】8.8 人照8, 真人可爱型 【身材分数】9 🐻A, 身材皮肤都不从 【服务内容】8.8 【服务态度】8.9 态度不错,很会挑逗人 【推荐程度】8.9 可爱,说话又好听的小妹妹 【体验细节】一直觉得小猫很可爱,也看了几篇报告,刚好有券就冲了,看到真人确实不错,挺可爱的,颜值有点天使萌的感觉,马上看看中路怎样,确实连中路也有点像,那种白的皮肤里突然有两颗小东西的感觉.身材也是不错的,手很纤细,身材比例好,没什么赘肉的感觉.感觉像那种邻家超甜妹.舌头短了点,伸不长有点可惜,脸也还可以,脸稍微有点宽可能是颧骨问题,不然妹子的颜值要再上一个台阶,皮肤也不错,挺温婉如玉.说话挺甜的,感觉妹子喜欢挑逗得让你欲求不得的样子,有点小调皮

2

6 May 2026, 08:19 UTC≈1,660 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @panghugonggaoPhoto

【胖虎报告】[https://t.me/panghugonggao] 【所在地区】#海珠 【猪脚艺名】#甜甜 #小梨 【验证留名】江南西暮夜飞鹰 【上课费用】438 【颜值分数】8,远看一般,近看不错 【身材分数】8.7,胸C 【服务内容】8,课表内容 【服务态度】8,被动配合型 【优点缺点】优点:颜值尚可。缺点:服务过程OK,但结束有点冷淡。 【推荐程度】7.8 【体验细节】已经很久没进行MMK出击了,甜甜是最方便我出击的店,估计未来会是主场。店的整体硬件比较一般,应该属于是我经历过最一般的;约好妹妹17点上钟,妹妹准时到达,先给费用直接开波。妹妹身体OK约C+或C吧,蛇带烟味,只能小蛇;服务过程自主卸甲,大大的C熊相当漂亮。由于本人素质客,整体过程蛇了20分钟,补钙20分钟,40分钟纯聊天;妹妹属于能聊类型,但有点找话题的Feel。整体经历尚可,后续有可能会返,不过先把店里其他妹妹试过先 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体

1

5 May 2026, 09:29 UTC964 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

【机构名称】:广州甜甜女仆MMK私影 【所在位置】:广州 江南西 【助教艺名】:小梨 【消费金额】:418(报告-20) 【验证时间】:2026.5.4 【验证留名】:大雨 【助教质量】:10 【服务内容】:9 【服务态度】:9 【场地环境】:8 【推荐程度】:9 【体验细节】:二返小梨,再遇小梨穿了一件粉色包臀裙,正是店家头像同款. 事隔多时再见小梨还是一眼纯欲😘皮肤状态还是保持一流(白,滑,细腻)是充满青春气息的胶原蛋白状态.由于不是第一次见面,就免去了破冰环节。两人漱完口,小梨十分主动的跨了上来,一股甜甜的气息扑面而来,忍不住马上坐直亲了上去,和妹子软糯的香舌交织在一起,2 个舌尖非常有默契的一直在打架 😍亲了一会儿,手顺着妹子的吊带拉了下来,马上弹出 2 只挺拔的大白兔 ,两粒幼嫩的小葡萄映入眼前,不客气的对两颗葡萄展开进攻,(舔,吸,捏,拨)😍手上也不老实的抓向小梨屁股,翘,紧实,刚好的肉量…带来无法形容美妙只能亲身体

1

4 May 2026, 15:57 UTC838 viewsread 8 August 2026

【修车桃花污】https://t.me/gzxcth5 【机构名称】:广州甜甜女仆MMK私影 【联系方式】:@gzmmk04 【所在位置】:广州 江南西 【助教艺名】:小猫 【消费金额】:437 【验证时间】:2026-5-4 【验证留名】:https://t.me/shirasagimayuri 【助教质量】:9/10 【服务内容】:9/10 【服务态度】:10/10 【场地环境】:环境还行,水和小零食都有 【推荐程度】:推荐 【体验细节】:今天刚从南京体验完MMK回来,看了看广州也有,就约了,一眼相中了小猫,比起南京的MMK,小猫的主动性让我惊讶,而且全程笑颜看着我,让我老脸一红怪不好意思的,会主动带动话题,搂着你的脖子,你说的时候还会上来亲你脸给足了情绪价值,蛇也非常给力,让我节节败退,互动性非常强,你说的时候她会一直附和并通过一些小动作来不断的挑逗你,确实像一只小猫,因第一次聊的非常开心,没有进入后面yyc等项目,并且因

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @haizhummkbaogao. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“海珠MMk顶级报告” (@haizhummkbaogao), 277 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/haizhummkbaogao.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.