Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear word for word on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts — open both and compare (5 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 1 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.
“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 20 comparable posts for this entry, running 26 September 2023 to 28 September 2023. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Across the whole group of 2, the earliest publisher we hold is @fastest_updates_ETH — which is this entry. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.
Recorded under the key clone_source, last confirmed 7 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Also posting the same content
This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.
Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.
3 measurements spanning 7 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 186–187 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Aug 2026, 12:39
186
-1
7 Aug 2026, 07:17
187
no change
7 Aug 2026, 02:09
187
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 26 September 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 September 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
🟢 [CHIBI] chibi inu
Coin name: chibi inu
Address: 0x15927156df05361ccf0fc9561cc2f60fac319e14
Platform: ETH
Time: 15:50:44 UTC
The coin is officially listed in CMC and appears in the recently added coins (third pump).
🔴 [VEGAS] vegasbot
Coin name: vegasbot
Address: 0x0e74a58557555cb44415df5a960d9eb14e96142a
Slippage (estimated):
5% (buy)
5% (sell)
Platform: ETH
Time: 04:42:17 UTC
Insider info received for possible CG listing. Coin not listed anywhere yet (listing in 1-5 mins aprox.) Buy now to be the first (first pump).
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🔴 [WASH] wash bot
Coin name: wash bot
Address: 0x19cc7acbe3365e5597d5cb411623112fa70050f3
Slippage (estimated):
5% (buy)
5% (sell)
Platform: ETH
Time: 04:22:47 UTC
Insider info received for possible CG listing. Coin not listed anywhere yet (listing in 1-5 mins aprox.) Buy now to be the first (first pump).
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🔴 [GOOD] feels good man
Coin name: feels good man
Address: 0x76af4cb74c8d4da51403d672a799e94b5958c230
Slippage (estimated):
4% (buy)
4% (sell)
Platform: ETH
Time: 04:20:32 UTC
Insider info received for possible CG listing. Coin not listed anywhere yet (listing in 1-5 mins aprox.) Buy now to be the first (first pump).
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🔴 [0XL] 0x leverage
Coin name: 0x leverage
Address: 0x03ee5026c07d85ff8ae791370dd0f4c1ae6c97fc
Slippage (estimated):
7% (buy)
6% (sell)
Platform: ETH
Time: 04:07:02 UTC
Insider info received for possible CG listing. Coin not listed anywhere yet (listing in 1-5 mins aprox.) Buy now to be the first (first pump).
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🔴 [WSM] wall street memes
Coin name: wall street memes
Address: 0xb62e45c3df611dce236a6ddc7a493d79f9dfadef
Slippage (estimated):
1% (buy)
1% (sell)
Platform: ETH
Time: 03:58:46 UTC
Insider info received for possible CG listing. Coin not listed anywhere yet (listing in 1-5 mins aprox.) Buy now to be the first (first pump).
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🟡 [GOOD] feels good man
First alert listed in this telegram group 39 seconds before anyone else.
Coin name: feels good man
Address: 0x76af4cb74c8d4da51403d672a799e94b5958c230
Platform: ETH
Time: 02:53:21 UTC
This is the first time the coin appear in the official CMC API. Its unranked pending to be listed (second pump).
🟡 [CAT] catecoin
First alert listed in this telegram group 478 seconds before anyone else.
Coin name: catecoin
Address: 0xdbb910f546de59857194c51bc28f6bdfaa6bc58f
Platform: ETH
Time: 02:52:03 UTC
This is the first time the coin appear in the official CMC API. Its unranked pending to be listed (second pump).
🟢 [TYRION] tyrion
Coin name: tyrion
Address: 0x5e27e384acbba20982f991893b9970aaf3f43181
Platform: ETH
Time: 08:38:53 UTC
The coin is officially listed in CMC and appears in the recently added coins (third pump).
🟡 [TYRION] tyrion
First alert listed in this telegram group 26 seconds before anyone else.
Coin name: tyrion
Address: 0x5e27e384aCBBa20982f991893B9970AaF3f43181
Platform: ETH
Time: 08:32:49 UTC
This is the first time the coin appear in the official CMC API. Its unranked pending to be listed (second pump).
🔴 [SHIB2.0] shib2.0
Coin name: shib2.0
Address: 0xdfef6416ea3e6ce587ed42aa7cb2e586362cbbfa
Slippage (estimated):
3% (buy)
3% (sell)
Platform: ETH
Time: 14:12:30 UTC
Insider info received for possible CG listing. Coin not listed anywhere yet (listing in 1-5 mins aprox.) Buy now to be the first (first pump).
📣 Sponsored: $Money Marketing Services Bot is live No…
🔴 [CAL] the real calcium
Coin name: the real calcium
Address: 0x0a63afff33b1ed0d209762578d328b90ea1e7a78
Slippage (estimated):
2% (buy)
3% (sell)
Platform: ETH
Time: 11:28:14 UTC
Insider info received for possible CG listing. Coin not listed anywhere yet (listing in 1-5 mins aprox.) Buy now to be the first (first pump).
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @fastest_updates_ETH. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 778,187 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
1
vacant every time we have ever looked
@fastest_updates_ETH named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@holatokensales named in 7 posts, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“CMC Fastest Updates ETH” (@fastest_updates_ETH), 186 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fastest_updates_ETH.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.