TG朋友们快来骂我吧,今天我被抖音上的女的骂我情商低,渣男,又短又小,找的老婆也会跑……
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Channel
@fa_dian
On this record: Topic · Observations · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
49,542subscribers
+5,100 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001954452457 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @fa_dian |
| Description | 在这里你可以倾听别人的故事,也可以投稿自己的奇葩故事,请勿投稿编造内容,谢谢 频道: @fa_dian 误封解封: @tuhuotu 本频道帖子搜索🔍 @dianlaosoubot |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 63 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/fa_dian |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
28,400 average views per post against 49,063 subscribers — an engagement rate of 57.8%. Across the 1,296 registered channels in the same cohort — 31,659–99,809 subscribers, posting mainly in Chinese — the middle half sit between 0.987% and 5.59%, with a median of 2.51%.
| Window | 30 days (6 October 2026 – 5 November 2026) |
|---|---|
| Posts measured | 20 of 20 published in the window (0 exact, 20 rounded by Telegram) |
| Views totalled | 567,100 |
| Mature posts only | 57.8% over 20 posts read at least 24h after publication |
| Subscribers | 49,063 measured 4 November 2026 |
| Cohort | b31623:zho · 1,296 channels · p10 0.278% · p25 0.987% · p50 2.51% · p75 5.59% · p90 11.5% |
| Position in cohort | 99.846th percentile · 23.0× the cohort median |
| Uncertainty | ±0.022% of the figure, from Telegram’s rounding |
| Post language | Chinese · 100.0% of the window’s posts |
When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.
This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal. A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.
Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 5 November 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Nov 2026, 22:19 | 49,542 | +69 |
| 9 Nov 2026, 06:48 | 49,473 | +99 |
| 7 Nov 2026, 20:37 | 49,374 | +109 |
| 6 Nov 2026, 14:58 | 49,265 | +110 |
| 5 Nov 2026, 15:15 | 49,155 | +92 |
| 4 Nov 2026, 11:47 | 49,063 | +79 |
| 3 Nov 2026, 08:42 | 48,984 | +74 |
| 2 Nov 2026, 05:07 | 48,910 | +73 |
| 1 Nov 2026, 05:59 | 48,837 | +86 |
| 31 Oct 2026, 06:20 | 48,751 | +41 |
| 30 Oct 2026, 08:30 | 48,710 | +54 |
| 29 Oct 2026, 07:49 | 48,656 | +85 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 07:56 | 48,571 | +99 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 06:20 | 48,472 | +118 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 04:18 | 48,354 | +24 |
| 25 Oct 2026, 07:47 | 48,330 | +56 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 05:37 | 48,274 | +56 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 02:30 | 48,218 | +82 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 22:57 | 48,136 | +95 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 20:26 | 48,041 | first reading |
89 posts held, back to 17 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 193 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 November 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 89 (17 July 2026 – 11 November 2026) |
| Views total | 712,209 |
| Reactions total | 3,066 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 11 Nov 2026, 12:46 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
10,021 reactions across 89 posts, in 53 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤡 | 4,381 | 43.7% | |
| 🤣 | 1,609 | 16.1% | |
| 💩 | 815 | 8.13% | |
| ❤ | 527 | 5.26% | |
| 🖕 | 494 | 4.93% | |
| 😁 | 463 | 4.62% | |
| 👍 | 393 | 3.92% | |
| 🎉 | 205 | 2.05% | |
| 🤮 | 200 | 2.00% | |
| 👎 | 194 | 1.94% | |
| 😈 | 105 | 1.05% | |
| 💊 | 97 | 0.968% | |
| 🤬 | 83 | 0.828% | |
| 😭 | 40 | 0.399% | |
| 👏 | 37 | 0.369% | |
| 😱 | 36 | 0.359% | |
| 🥴 | 36 | 0.359% | |
| 🌭 | 34 | 0.339% | |
| 👀 | 33 | 0.329% | |
| 🔥 | 27 | 0.269% | |
| 33 further kinds | 212 | 2.12% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 89 of the 89 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10,021 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 89 most recent posts we hold, published 17 July 2026 to 11 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 26 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
TG朋友们快来骂我吧,今天我被抖音上的女的骂我情商低,渣男,又短又小,找的老婆也会跑……
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是这样的,老婆的姐姐二婚后又分居了,目前住我家里三个多月了,性格很闷基本不主动说话,找了好几个工作都被辞退,目前在超市干收银,基本短时间不可能搬出去。发微信试探过说摸她屁股不回复,后面再发就说让我不要发乱七八糟的,她妹妹看到不好。但是监控看到给她发消息还在笑。测试过,情商极低,这种怎么勾搭她,求指教
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毕业3年到现在负债10多个,感觉生活无望,还完遥遥无期,怎样才能上岸啊,有没有富婆啊,不想努力了,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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最近,我发现了一种新的消遣方式。以前去嫖娼,无非是花钱买个消遣,谈好价格,办完事情,各走各路。但最近,我发现自己开始享受另一个环节——讨价还价。 尤其是遇到那些背着债务、急着赚钱的小姐,我总能从她们犹豫的眼神里察觉到那份窘迫。她们报出一个价格,我便故意压低一截。她们皱眉,我就装作无所谓,起身准备离开。有时候,对方会主动叫住我,再降一点。当我狠狠砍完价,我要用劲全身力气去享受服务,看着她不爽又拿我没办法的眼神,感觉心里得到了极大的满足
👎60🖕17😁16❤4
兄弟们知道在哪里发布悬赏任务吗,我想搞臭那个男小三或者找人揍他一顿,破坏我家庭,搞我老婆
🤣30❤4🤷♂3🖕2😁2
搞过婚外情,年轻妹子真好,念念不忘,
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各位屌大的,飞机上卖精仿假钞是真的吗?
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单身了三年了,在此期间一直在备考学习还是挺枯燥的,前段时间朋友带我去商k给我点了个女的,我感觉我是单身太久了对异性太渴望了,妈的对商k女都有点感情了,今天上课还在想东想西的。我感觉在这样下去我早晚会出去嫖,哎这玩意儿还是跟毒品一样会上瘾,克制自己😢
🤡72🤣15❤7👎5🖕5👍4🤮2😁1
今晚在女朋友家看到个铁盒,她说是羔中时候的物品,我好奇心就上来了硬要看,里面都是她羔中初恋写给她的情书、飞机票动车票景区票小礼物这些,无语的是😓😓居然有个小盒子里有个装着液体的避孕套。我猜测是女朋友被破c时候的留念。😭😭😭想到女朋友被初恋破c就难过
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已经接近三天没吃饭了,有大佬愿意伸一下援手吗
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我是一个自称算命佬的算命老登。 太长不看系列,总结一下,就是一个年近40的残疾处男,走投无路下的挣扎。 我今天又给自己起了一卦,已经数不清是多少感情卦了,有很多应该出现又没出现的,也有许多完全绝望的。 时间:丙午年戊戌月己卯日,空申酉 震之雷。 起卦内容是:会一直都没有女人吗?条件差,接触不到,眼光也挑,自己也不会追。 我自己的卦理: 持世的财为我的标准,应该用月破之财。临应也是对方,冲破的还是戌,也就是说,即使有,也和我的标准不符。持世的财临月,表示标准高,我所持的标准基本不现实。临勾陈,说明人老实本分也不会去追人,故步自封。旺衰角度上,辰财休囚至极,兄弟又化进来克,继续这么下去是不会有的。申官为我生,也是我的技能和地位,临五爻,只有自己振作起来,临雀为敢说,才有可能去镇住忌神。官鬼动空化空,也是现在这些都是虚的,大卦回头克更是凶上加凶,六冲变六冲也是。和应爻女人相处的模式也是冲突为主,和现实是一样的,并不会突然出现一个心目中…
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对一个小姐有情绪波动怎么办,前两天认识了一个老师,包了个夜,结果今天还想去找他打单炮。他说肚子疼快来姨妈了,说约不了了,结果和别人包夜去了,兄弟们帮我看看是不是他看不上单P的钱。所以不愿意接,别人找他包夜告诉他带情趣内衣高跟鞋,看到聊天截图有点生气。不会是动心了吧
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Showing the 12 most recent of 89 posts we hold for @fa_dian. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“奇葩故事会(癫佬频道)” (@fa_dian), 49,542 subscribers as measured 10 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fa_dian.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.