13 Dec 2025, 11:10 UTC≈6,220 viewsread 6 August 2026
不是，我就不一个个回了，Twitter 账号被某个 bot 检测机制误杀了，已经申诉了，还在排队等人工，应该要几天。之前也有过一次，等了五天。
Channel
天才儿童小博士🍭
@eessej
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
744subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001199095251 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @eessej |
| Description | ǝssǝɾ(裏)的垃圾堆。 因为早熟，所以从未长大。 脑瘫、弱智、自闭的面具len，废物，狗，莼🐔8️⃣混子。 各种未经大脑的恶意想法，政治不正确的情感发泄，无意义的呓语，语无伦次，嘴臭，NSFW。 想要抵抗，又想要拥抱的另一个自己。 |
| Created | 2 June 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/eessej |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Aug 2026, 16:05 | 744 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 03:18 | 744 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 14 April 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 December 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 149
- Videos
- 4
- Links
- 123
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
17 Oct 2024, 02:55 UTC≈5,200 viewsread 6 August 2026
不过说真的，Telegram 上那种在简中数码圈捡垃圾吃的二次元魔怔小将是真的多，就是嘴上用来抬杠的黑话一套一套，但实际你让他说点什么自己的主张屁都说不出来的那种。 嘛，一想到我有时候赚了点 easy money，是爽吃了这些人矿，我的负罪感也降低了。
26 Jun 2024, 16:00 UTC≈5,930 viewsread 6 August 2026
…… https://bilibili.com/video/BV1y6421f7yP
7 Nov 2023, 17:36 UTC≈7,520 viewsread 6 August 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiEZQYiHzF4
31 Oct 2023, 04:35 UTC≈6,250 viewsread 6 August 2026
听 Taylor Swift 时间越长，越有一种感觉：那些旋律和歌词，就像载玻片一样，能完美保存一张记忆的切片。 比如 Love Story，第一次听是高一开学后不久，我把它下载到手机里，某个中午在食堂吃完饭，从楼梯走上来，我一边盯着路边的宣传栏，一边听到「Romeo save me…」 Sparks Fly，是专辑发布后不久，高二下学期开春的时候，我买了饭从学校门口走进来，周四的广播站在放。 那甚至是我最讨厌 Taylor Swift 的一段时期，但依然闪下一张清晰深刻的记忆，后来我很长一段时间都误以为这张专辑的名字是 Sparks Fly。 然后是 We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together，这是我从讨厌她，到彻底闭嘴的一首歌。 第一次听是大一刚入学的秋天，正值这首打单。某个下午下课之后我从教学楼往一食堂下面的超市走，用手机听了这首歌。 穿越一片草坪的时候，正好唱到「I hat…
12 Aug 2023, 12:50 UTC≈4,920 viewsread 6 August 2026
从我回家之后，每一次旅行，基本都是和旅伴在目的地相见。返程时，要么是在航站楼乘不同的航班，要么是到达一站后，我再独自转机、转火车回家。 这件事本身其实没什么问题，我一般会用这段独处的时间，soak in 旅行的心情。 但前两年，有一次和＿＿＿出去玩，返程的时候我的航班大晚点，一个人在登机口坐了 5 个多小时。期间一个共同朋友发来信息问我，你和＿＿＿的关系是不是不再单纯了？ 我原本并未意识到。但事情就像一件起球的毛衣，当你揪下第一个毛线球之后，它就再也无法被揪干净了。 后来我至少花了一两年的时间来 resolve 这份被挑弄起的心情，最后是在一次喝酒的时候，我说： 是，＿＿＿当然不是普通朋友那么简单。只是对我来说，当一个能理解我的美学，与我共振，互相觉得对方说话好笑的人出现时，我宁愿与 ta 真正相交在一个点，之后永远离散。也不愿意把自己拟合进一根看似连贯、重合，但实际却平行着，永远不会相交的线。
18 Jul 2023, 08:20 UTC≈4,730 viewsread 6 August 2026
之前刚刚决定要去福岡的时候，我第一反应是想到，要不要去 HKT 剧场看看。 然后就恰好刷到了这个：https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV14c411A72x/ 就顺带了解了一波 SHY48 短暂燃烧又迅速熄灭的故事，以及发现原来抖音抽象 gay 明星肘姐是 SHY48 前团员。 https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1q84y1L7oU 这就是抽象的时代吧，潮水卷着所有的人、事物、梗，聚散离合，everything is intertwingled, but nothing lasts. 最后，关于偶像和东北，以及抽象文化的结合，很难不联想到这个： https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1M64y1a7zh/
24 Jun 2023, 12:35 UTC≈4,180 viewsread 6 August 2026
暗黑4慢玩，来点暴白。 Jesor#3322 https://kook.top/psZntn
24 Jun 2023, 03:30 UTC≈3,810 viewsread 6 August 2026
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18 Jun 2023, 11:28 UTC≈7,970 viewsread 6 August 2026
我第一次听 Gusty Garden Galaxy，是 2015 年初，看超级小桀直播打 3D World 的真结局关。那一关在整个马里奥的历史上都算非常难的一关，桀哥打了应该有两三个月，守着直播很难不听熟。包括最后通关的时候，那个 THANK YOU 也给我留下了极为深刻的印象，所以后来我自己通关 Odyssey 真结局时，被这个 callback 瞬间淹没。 后来，dunkey 在他的 Odyssey 视频里也用了 Gusty Garden Galaxy（尽管这首并没有出现在 Odyssey 里，所以你能感受到他有多喜欢这首），差不多就在同时，2017 年秋季，我第一次看了 Shelby (Girlfriend Review) 的 BotW 视频，同样是杰出的作品。 再后来，就是 2020 年夏天，TLOU2 引发的那场地震。当时很大程度上正是 dunkey 和 Shelby 对 TLOU2 精准、深刻且充满共情的解读，…
12 Jun 2023, 14:57 UTC≈2,740 viewsread 6 August 2026
「有没有一听就很 emo 的歌？」弹幕超神😅 https://m.bilibili.com/video/BV1CP411D7Mg
9 Jun 2023, 12:10 UTC≈2,740 viewsread 6 August 2026
然后再分享一些 AI 翻唱，以及抽象。 A&W，但是甄嬛传 https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1NP411Z7ee/ 【AI伊泽瑞尔xAI拉克丝】 合唱“你还是住在我的回忆里不出来” https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1SX4y1C7hp/ 【AI赛诺】天ノ弱 https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Qs4y1i7Gk/
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @eessej. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 203,500 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“天才儿童小博士🍭” (@eessej), 744 subscribers as measured 6 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eessej.
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