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Deranged Posting

@derangedposting

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6,800subscribers

+1,277 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003821003167
TypeChannel
Username@derangedposting
DescriptionOfficial Deranged Posting channel The original channel was deleted on 03/20/2026 by the previous owner. It has been revived by the other founding admins. All content posted here is intended as irony or satire. We do not condone any form of hatred.
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 November 2026
Measurements held26
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/derangedposting

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

5,5236,8006,161.56 August 2026 — 5,523 subscribers6 August 2026 — 5,529 subscribers9 August 2026 — 5,575 subscribers12 August 2026 — 5,648 subscribers15 August 2026 — 5,738 subscribers18 August 2026 — 5,776 subscribers21 August 2026 — 5,793 subscribers25 August 2026 — 5,846 subscribers28 August 2026 — 5,900 subscribers31 August 2026 — 5,960 subscribers4 September 2026 — 5,996 subscribers9 September 2026 — 6,045 subscribers13 September 2026 — 6,073 subscribers18 September 2026 — 6,107 subscribers27 September 2026 — 6,208 subscribers5 October 2026 — 6,285 subscribers12 October 2026 — 6,375 subscribers15 October 2026 — 6,414 subscribers18 October 2026 — 6,444 subscribers21 October 2026 — 6,485 subscribers24 October 2026 — 6,543 subscribers27 October 2026 — 6,574 subscribers29 October 2026 — 6,640 subscribers2 November 2026 — 6,695 subscribers5 November 2026 — 6,766 subscribers8 November 2026 — 6,800 subscribers6 August 20268 November 2026
26 measurements spanning 94 days, net +1,277. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,331–6,992 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 26
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Nov 2026, 02:006,800+34
5 Nov 2026, 09:416,766+71
2 Nov 2026, 07:066,695+55
29 Oct 2026, 20:446,640+66
27 Oct 2026, 07:186,574+31
24 Oct 2026, 14:496,543+58
21 Oct 2026, 06:176,485+41
18 Oct 2026, 14:446,444+30
15 Oct 2026, 20:206,414+39
12 Oct 2026, 12:376,375+90
5 Oct 2026, 14:576,285+77
27 Sept 2026, 20:376,208+101
18 Sept 2026, 04:206,107+34
13 Sept 2026, 13:416,073+28
9 Sept 2026, 22:366,045+49
4 Sept 2026, 12:195,996+36
31 Aug 2026, 15:555,960+60
28 Aug 2026, 12:035,900+54
25 Aug 2026, 05:345,846+53
21 Aug 2026, 20:095,793first reading

Engagement

268 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 19 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
24.4%
avg views ÷ 6,800 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,660
160 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.86%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
160
of 268 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 November 2026
Posts held268 (5 August 2026 – 10 November 2026)
Views total265,785
Reactions total10,252
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken10 Nov 2026, 23:23 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈4,900
Videos
≈2,220
Links
≈1,180

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
28m 52s
Average length
34s

Measured directly from 51 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

14,959 reactions across 248 posts, in 74 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 16.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁2,45516.4%
🤣2,23414.9%
custom 57737705780622168351,4939.98%
💯8945.98%
🤮8815.89%
😭8085.40%
😨6744.51%
❤6454.31%
custom 57736380783211352555343.57%
🥰3502.34%
💩3362.25%
🌚3312.21%
🔥3012.01%
✍2901.94%
🍌2661.78%
🦄1711.14%
🌭1340.896%
😎1330.889%
👏1300.869%
🫡1300.869%
54 further kinds1,76911.8%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 268 of the 268 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16,002 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 268 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 10 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
56
across the posts below
Posts paid on
4
of 268 we hold a reading for · 1%
Most on one post
50
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @derangedposting. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 268 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 August 2026 to 10 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 160 posts held from the last 30 days (0.625%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

10 Nov 2026, 20:37 UTC849 views34 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

Tuff

custom 577377057806221683523😎7💯4

10 Nov 2026, 19:40 UTC≈1,110 views60 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

😁39🌚11🥰6💩2❤1🔥1

10 Nov 2026, 19:13 UTC≈1,140 views19 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

😭13😴5💩1

10 Nov 2026, 19:08 UTC≈1,430 views42 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

custom 577363807832113525527💯9😁3💩1🤮1😨1

10 Nov 2026, 19:06 UTC≈1,380 views62 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

😁50custom 57736380783211352555😭4💩2🤯1

10 Nov 2026, 18:59 UTC≈1,160 views77 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

custom 577377057806221683546😁13🤣6😢3🙈3👍2💩2🔥2

10 Nov 2026, 18:05 UTC≈1,390 views21 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🥰18🔥3

Signed Marlon

10 Nov 2026, 17:31 UTC≈1,610 views35 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

what did YouTube mean by this

🌭22😨9😭3🤔1

Signed Blacksuan19

10 Nov 2026, 15:59 UTC≈1,170 views21 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Video

POV: you are Jensen Huang's phone

😭16🤣4💯1

Signed Blacksuan19

10 Nov 2026, 15:57 UTC≈1,350 views51 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

New 🥡 https://stonetoss.com/comic/backdoor/

🥰26🤣22🤓2❤1

Signed Blacksuan19

10 Nov 2026, 15:15 UTC≈1,730 views59 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🤣58😭1

Signed Blacksuan19

Showing the 12 most recent of 268 posts we hold for @derangedposting. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

7 Aug 2026, 16:26 UTCAnonymous Poll581 voters

Dick check

  1. Soft61%
  2. Hard19%
  3. Born without6%
  4. Lost15%

Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 268 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 10 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republished by 54 registered channels. The 48 listed are the ones that have forwarded the most posts; the rest are counted here but not each listed.

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1 post
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@c_tea_men · 381
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1 post
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1 post
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Deranged Posting” (@derangedposting), 6,800 subscribers as measured 8 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/derangedposting.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.