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@StPetersFirewoodEmporium
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625subscribers
+31 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001535552944 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @StPetersFirewoodEmporium |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/StPetersFirewoodEmporium |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 69% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 11 Sept 2026, 11:35 | 625 | +8 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 16:26 | 617 | +10 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 06:13 | 607 | +5 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 02:25 | 602 | +10 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 17:35 | 592 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:13 | 594 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:02 | 594 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 18 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
156 reactions across 20 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 54 | 34.6% | |
| 💯 | 20 | 12.8% | |
| ❤ | 13 | 8.33% | |
| 🤮 | 11 | 7.05% | |
| 🤣 | 10 | 6.41% | |
| 👍 | 8 | 5.13% | |
| 😁 | 7 | 4.49% | |
| 😡 | 7 | 4.49% | |
| 🤬 | 7 | 4.49% | |
| 💅 | 3 | 1.92% | |
| 🤨 | 3 | 1.92% | |
| 🤯 | 3 | 1.92% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 1.28% | |
| 💩 | 2 | 1.28% | |
| 😭 | 2 | 1.28% | |
| 🗿 | 1 | 0.641% | |
| 😐 | 1 | 0.641% | |
| 🤡 | 1 | 0.641% | |
| 🦄 | 1 | 0.641% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 156 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Few realize that despite using On the Jews and Their Lies to bait you, Martin Luther was actually a follower of Jewish Kabbalism. "If I had been a Jew and had seen such dolts and blockheads govern and teach the Christian faith, I would sooner have become a hog than a Christian. They have dealt with the Jews as if they were dogs rather than human beings; they have done little else than deride them and seize their pro…
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See Spain, Russia, the Balkans, and parts of China, Ethiopia, and the Philippines? The Muslims complained about this horrible colonization by non-indigenous peoples to the UN and they said "oh noes! the Philippines kicked out brown Muslims! The Spaniards, the Russians, they're not indigenous! The Muslims are!" Thus, the UN is spreading the propaganda. That's the source.
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On one hand, I must say: Bibliolatry is idolatry. The Bible is not God. When St. John says "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God...And the Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us" he is referring to Jesus Christ and not the Bible. This is the legitimate Christian view of "Bible idolatry." There are, on the other hand, a few heretics (seemingly an offshoot of the Qua…
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Another day of Papal Expansion
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What Protestants unironically believe I remember one time I reposted one of these from a Protestant, and he DM'd me saying "I never knew you were Protestant." and I was like, I never realized this could be anything but satire.
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They are in the midst of a "continuing reformation," a Trotskyite transformation of the faith into Atheism, and they are still clawing for Catholic faithful and trying to drag us to Hell with them.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @StPetersFirewoodEmporium. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“St. Peter’s Firewood Emporium” (@StPetersFirewoodEmporium), 625 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/StPetersFirewoodEmporium.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.