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@cumtown
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8,687subscribers
+206 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001456630908 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cumtown |
| Description | XMR 461wR3DhHRqKQoGwRELdCgDue6JjxUFJqJwMkYwmkumiUT8GxL3sbPf2ArSvBCgc9cUdLBUHZxef9jetcQwUv7YKGsMai2b |
| Created | 24 April 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 26 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cumtown |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Nov 2026, 11:51 | 8,687 | +12 |
| 7 Nov 2026, 01:16 | 8,675 | +1 |
| 3 Nov 2026, 19:30 | 8,674 | +13 |
| 31 Oct 2026, 11:47 | 8,661 | +14 |
| 25 Oct 2026, 19:47 | 8,647 | +7 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 20:50 | 8,640 | +20 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 16:10 | 8,620 | +19 |
| 16 Oct 2026, 16:09 | 8,601 | +8 |
| 13 Oct 2026, 18:30 | 8,593 | +33 |
| 8 Oct 2026, 11:21 | 8,560 | +28 |
| 2 Oct 2026, 08:00 | 8,532 | +48 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 23:38 | 8,484 | -8 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 04:21 | 8,492 | -5 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 15:17 | 8,497 | +15 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 15:41 | 8,482 | +11 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 15:25 | 8,471 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 04:36 | 8,472 | -6 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 12:54 | 8,478 | +2 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 12:36 | 8,476 | -6 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 06:37 | 8,482 | first reading |
Engagement
706 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 43 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 5.47%
- avg views ÷ 8,687 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 475
- 309 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 2.06%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 309
- of 706 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 293 of 309 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 November 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 706 (5 August 2026 – 12 November 2026) |
| Views total | 146,874 |
| Reactions total | 2,933 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Nov 2026, 01:21 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈48,800
- Videos
- ≈14,900
- Links
- ≈2,240
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 44m 25s
- Average length
- 27s
Measured directly from 100 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
5,587 reactions across 632 posts, in 63 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 1,059 | 19.0% | |
| 💋 | 950 | 17.0% | |
| 🤣 | 501 | 8.97% | |
| 💯 | 280 | 5.01% | |
| ❤ | 258 | 4.62% | |
| 🔥 | 257 | 4.60% | |
| 😭 | 248 | 4.44% | |
| 🥰 | 211 | 3.78% | |
| 👎 | 201 | 3.60% | |
| 👍 | 119 | 2.13% | |
| 🤡 | 111 | 1.99% | |
| 🤮 | 100 | 1.79% | |
| 🌚 | 95 | 1.70% | |
| ⚡ | 90 | 1.61% | |
| 🗿 | 78 | 1.40% | |
| 💅 | 63 | 1.13% | |
| 🤯 | 59 | 1.06% | |
| 💩 | 54 | 0.967% | |
| 🌭 | 48 | 0.859% | |
| ✍ | 47 | 0.841% | |
| 43 further kinds | 758 | 13.6% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 659 of the 706 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,747 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 706 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 309 posts held from the last 30 days (0.324%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
Grok replace the idiotic percussion instruments with doors made of oak wood
It's easy to return your cart but do you have the guts to break the nose of the woman that doesn't return hers?
😁5❤1
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🥰1
metrosexual chink
SAAR I SCREENSHOTTED THAT MEGA GIGAQUOTE TWITTER POST FIRST SAAR YOU STOLE MY IZZAT
😁4💋1
My posts are too gem for the steppe chink to not steal them
💋1
Shoutout to vi improved for yoinkin my shit and taking the nameplate off when forwarding from this channel. Big round of applause.
💋3
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⚡4💋2
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❤1💋1😭1
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💋2
Rather than being too busy to interview you themselves, HR witches have been replaced by LLMs themselves
👍1💋1
Showing the 12 most recent of 706 posts we hold for @cumtown. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts recorded as deleted after publishing
We recorded 1 post on @cumtown as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.
A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.
- First seen missing
- 9 November 2026
- Most recent seen missing
- 9 November 2026
- Median time before seen missing
- 13 hours
- Seen missing in the last 30 days
- 1
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Gigaquote
- Yes53%
- No30%
- I'm gay option26%
The shares total 109%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Что бы вы выбрали?
- 1000 долларов31%
- Вам больше не нужно какать. Говно само пропадает у вас из жопы и оказывается дома у Дамира Модьярова69%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 706 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
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Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Republishes 122 registered channels. The 48 listed are the ones this channel has forwarded most; the rest are counted here but not each listed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
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@zillasgabagool · 5371 post
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“placeholder” (@cumtown), 8,687 subscribers as measured 10 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cumtown.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.