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Channel
@dekretshalnoy
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
2,769subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002124157938 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @dekretshalnoy |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/dekretshalnoy |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 15:03 | 2,769 | -4 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:32 | 2,773 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:29 | 2,773 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 11 April 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 April 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
1,499 reactions across 16 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 614 | 41.0% | |
| 😁 | 354 | 23.6% | |
| 🔥 | 127 | 8.47% | |
| ❤ | 121 | 8.07% | |
| 💯 | 92 | 6.14% | |
| 👍 | 70 | 4.67% | |
| ✍ | 54 | 3.60% | |
| 🤝 | 22 | 1.47% | |
| 🥰 | 15 | 1.00% | |
| 😢 | 9 | 0.6% | |
| 💔 | 7 | 0.467% | |
| 🤗 | 5 | 0.334% | |
| 👌 | 3 | 0.2% | |
| 💋 | 2 | 0.133% | |
| 😨 | 2 | 0.133% | |
| 🙈 | 2 | 0.133% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,499reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 11 April 2025 to 16 April 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Ну какава прелесть 🙂 Мы тут с вами сидим, калории блюдем, заговоры на уходящий жирок читаем, после шести ни капли в рот, а оказца всё за зря! Надо-то всего лишь схомячить вечером два яичных белка, и тогда ровно в 12 часов ночи, наши кареты превратятся в стройные кипарисы, выработается один чудо-гормон, который сожжет весь жир! Ну что, верим? Или попахивает сказочкой? Штошшш… давайте разбираться 🎹
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Примерно никак. Но жопа все равно растет.
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Так, мне срочно надо знать, как идут ваши приготовления к Пасхе? Кто покупает куличи? Кто печет сам? Как украшаете? Чем яйца красите? А самое главное, есть ли рецепт кулича, от которого растет только благость? ОДНА ЛИШЬ благость в душе! А не жопьи уши!
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Вечно эта Галина Петровна со своими углеводами….
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Я к вам неистово брюзжать! Обожаю сервис некоторых клиник, аж сил нет 😱 Очень добрая девушка администратор при записи по телефону на узи ТРИЖДЫ повторила, что процедуру необходимо делать натощак! Ничего не есть! Прям с утра! Вообще! Итак, время 14:33, в очереди трое: одной сказали при записи, что последний прием пищи за три часа до узи (чиво блять??), второй вообще ничего не сказали и она поела полчаса назад, а тре…
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Загибайте пальцы, если: ✔️совершаете кучу бесполезных действий ✔️в голове нон-стоп работает бестолковая «мыслемешалка» ✔️поставленные цели кажутся недосягаемыми ✔️реализация и того дальше Узнали себя? Рано опускать руки, потому что я несу вам формулу, с которой реализация желаемого происходит реально быстро.
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Знаете што? Я поставила себе цель! Хочу привести себя в порядок к дню рождения, то есть к концу апреля. Прям вот прокачать питание, заняться кожей лица и тела, больше проводить времени на свежем воздухе, сменить гардероб и тэ дэ. И я не просто лежу в направлении к своей цели, но и действую, между прочим? Штобэ вы там не подумали, что я какая-то ленивая соплежуйка и сиськамялка, рассказываю, как я иду к поставленной …
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Очень да! 😭
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Так! Уважаемый консилиум! А на каком я уровне, если мне кажется, что за мной следит вайлдберрис? И если я не заказывала там ничего уже больше недели, то у меня начинаются слуховые галлюцинации — я слышу по ночам плачь Тани Бокальчук Ким.
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«Как понять, что вы е*нулись?»: психолог выделил 5 уровней ментального краха. И где мы, девачки?)
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Ну, в принципе, логично! Я сама виновата, что заплатила за облачное хранилище старых фоток! ☔️
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @dekretshalnoy. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@dekretshalnoy named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Женский ДЗЕН” (@dekretshalnoy), 2,769 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dekretshalnoy.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.