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@curledmilks

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587subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001819387363
TypeChannel
Username@curledmilks
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/curledmilks

Growth

5855875866 August 2026 — 585 subscribers6 August 2026 — 585 subscribers14 August 2026 — 587 subscribers6 August 202614 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 8 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 585–587 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 19:28587+2
6 Aug 2026, 18:02585no change
6 Aug 2026, 12:04585first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 26 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
62.0%
avg views ÷ 587 subscribers
Avg views / post
364
10 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.93%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
10
of 19 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026
Posts held19 (26 June 20265 August 2026)
Views total3,641
Reactions total216
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

390 reactions across 19 posts, in 27 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥9825.1%
😁4311.0%
custom 5345841863712603478338.46%
🎉328.21%
👍297.44%
235.90%
😱225.64%
🍾184.62%
custom 5472234792659458002164.10%
😢123.08%
🤯123.08%
😡82.05%
💯61.54%
🤔61.54%
🤬61.54%
❤‍🔥51.28%
👏51.28%
🤩30.769%
👌20.513%
😨20.513%
7 further kinds92.31%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 390reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 26 June 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
46
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 19 we hold a reading for · 26%
Most on one post
42
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @curledmilks. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 19 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 26 June 2026 to 5 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 10:21 UTC141 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Нечасто так бывает, чтобы Верховный суд давал оценку не вступившему в законную силу определению суда первой инстанции, но в деле о банкротстве Мурманского морского пароходства именно так и получилось. Предыстория вопроса по ссылке Вангую, что определение об исключении маленького, но очень гордого кредитора после этого абзаца экономколлегии будет отменено 😎 👍

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3 Aug 2026, 18:35 UTC201 views12 reactionsread 6 August 2026

У меня в связи с последними событиями возник вопрос: а надо теперь писать Telegram (принадлежит Павлу Дурову, признанному в России экстремистом)? 😈 👍

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31 Jul 2026, 12:00 UTC303 views13 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Июль заканчивается, а #мемнаяпятница — никогда! На неделе после дня рождения позаканчивал несколько долго тянувшихся споров, накидал ходатайств о возобновлении производств по другим делам, но все они поназначались на сентябрь 🤷🏻‍♂️ В итоге у меня одно заседание перед краткосрочным отпуском в августе, ещё одно после него и с десяток в сентябре 😳 В дополнение к этому парочка клиентов, пользуясь летним сезоном, решил

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26 Jul 2026, 06:13 UTC393 views36 reactions42 Starsread 6 August 2026
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Это я пристально вглядываюсь в будущее 🧐 На основе предыдущих 42 лет прогноз благоприятный 🙃 👍

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24 Jul 2026, 12:51 UTC390 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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За эту неделю я малость забомбил контентом, но пропустить рубрику #мемнаяпятница мы никак не можем 😌 Проработав порядка 10 лет в том, что называется FMCG, я понял, что договор как письменное закрепление договорённостей сторон, особенно когда все его участники хорошо над ним поработали, может быть так же прекрасен как Давид работы Микеланджело 🫠 Но поскольку работа скульптора часто связана с тяжёлыми инструментами,

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23 Jul 2026, 10:35 UTC465 views42 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026

Не грози Центру школьного питания, попивая сок у себя в казначействе В конце мая я обещал, когда будет поставлена самая расфинальная точка в пакете моих дел с казначейством, рассказать вам всю правду-матку — вот, исполняю. Как-то уж так вышло, что в последнее время на канале только лонгриды, но я постараюсь сделать всё максимально лапидарно. НАЧАЛО (реж. Кристофер Нолан — ну почти 😁) 📍 В 2020-м году широким презид

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22 Jul 2026, 10:18 UTC425 views17 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026
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Что знает о нас Росфинмониторинг? Одним из интересных доказательств в нашем печально-причальном архангельском деле были документы Росфинмониторинга, который по поручению прокуратуры искал взаимосвязь между умершим коррупционером и его «подельниками» (спойлер: даже РФМ не нашёл пересечений между чиновником, подписавшим письмо в Росреестр, и ответчиками 🤔). На картинке лишь часть этой схемы: где-то аффилированность ф

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20 Jul 2026, 11:17 UTC448 views28 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026

«УФСБ кадастра и картографии» С этой судейской оговорки по Фрейду началось пятничное заседание по деприватизации архангельского причала, что, в общем-то и предрешило его исход 🤔 К слову, по первому делу о деприватизации мурманского причала решение арбитражного суда тоже было не в пользу причаловладельца, мы его обжаловали, заседание будет в сентябре. Заседание, в котором я участвовал по ВКС, длилось полновесные 6

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17 Jul 2026, 11:31 UTC451 views20 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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К известной максиме «скупой платит дважды» давно пора присовокупить продолжение: «а тупой — трижды» 😶 Как вы могли догадаться, #мемнаяпятница сегодня будет про смех сквозь грех и многаденяк 💸 Я давно хотел сделать пост про правила благоустройства и их влияние на бизнес в качестве минного поля, но сегодняшняя история сама приплыла ко мне в руки в качестве нагляднейшей иллюстрации, так что всё будет понятно во взаимо

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17 Jul 2026, 08:48 UTC424 views30 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Не сдержался и назвал начальника гражданско-судебного отдела областной прокуратуры последователем Ларисы Долиной 🙈😆 Жёлтую карточку пока не выдали 😁 Это я с прокуратурой по приватизации сужусь 🤦‍♂ 👍

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15 Jul 2026, 07:25 UTC455 views17 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Сегодняшнее утро в одной московской семье началось не с кофе, а с обыска 😳 о чём я узнал из сообщения жены главы семейства «Ваню увезли в СК» 😱 Попробую из этой крайне непростой ситуации сделать практический гайд: 🧊 Держите голову в холоде Пока вам на коктейле адреналина и кортизола хочется хаотически бегать как курица без головы, эта самая голова должна запомнить как можно больше информации, а ещё лучше сфотографи

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14 Jul 2026, 09:37 UTC459 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Новости схемотехники в банкротстве Мурманского пароходства Те, кто следит за новостями банкротящегося с 2019 года стратегического предприятия, видели новость о том, что Верховный суд принял к рассмотрению жалобу ряда кредиторов на судебные акты, которыми к субсидиарной ответственности привлекли не всех контролирующих лиц должника. Нужные нам действующие лица: привлечённая к субсидиарке Куликова Татьяна Николаевна и

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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @curledmilks. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 432,066 of 1,350,102entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Максим идентичный натуральному” (@curledmilks), 587 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/curledmilks.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.