Катюш, чего тебя так перекорежило? #Христолюбов #ЕфремоваК #МатематикаАК
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Channel
@citocrabs
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
270subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 13 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001505922370 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @citocrabs |
| Description | Добро пожаловать в небольшой канал с цитатами и забавными моментами, происходящими с нашим клубом пупусиков или просто дружным крабным сообществом 🦀 Вы можете присылать свои цитаты сюда: http://t.me/questianonbot?start=656661086 Или нам в личку :) |
| Created | Between 1 July 2021 and 31 March 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/citocrabs |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 23:22 | 270 | no change |
| 13 Sept 2026, 22:47 | 270 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 21 November 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 27 April 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
452 reactions across 18 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5269661186969846433 | 128 | 28.3% | |
| ❤🔥 | 88 | 19.5% | |
| ❤ | 54 | 11.9% | |
| 😭 | 38 | 8.41% | |
| 🔥 | 35 | 7.74% | |
| 🕊 | 29 | 6.42% | |
| 🥰 | 26 | 5.75% | |
| 🐳 | 17 | 3.76% | |
| 🗿 | 14 | 3.10% | |
| 👍 | 11 | 2.43% | |
| 🤯 | 7 | 1.55% | |
| 😁 | 5 | 1.11% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 452 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 21 November 2025 to 27 April 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Катюш, чего тебя так перекорежило? #Христолюбов #ЕфремоваК #МатематикаАК
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Тортики все съедены, меня никто не угостил, гады #Зайцева #сборы
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Я Ольге Николаевне скажу, что я вас на заклание привёл (Обращение к первой группе после заваленного вызова) #Дмитриев #сборы
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*после просьбы первой группы отменить пару с психологами* Потом сопли, слёзы, открытые окна... #Дмитриев #сборы
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*после дурацкой шутки К* Л: Анон, тебе с этим жить ещё 9 дней К: У "этого" вообще-то есть имя #Костив #ЕфремоваК #сборы
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Насчёт неотчуждаемой принадлежности частей тела, учитывая контекст Илиады, можно и поспорить #ЕфремоваК #Древнегреческий
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Ахиллес Велосипедов (Быстроногий) - это что-то в стиле Архадия Паровозова #Федотова #Древнегреческий
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Свенельдич охотится на зверя, и Олег охотится на Свенельдича #Папин #ИРЯ
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Ой, точно, я же учительница, я могу не спрашивать вашего мнения #Федотова #Древнегреческий
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Кто понял тот понял #ЕфремоваК #Костив #Фотоцитата
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Матрица - это не выбор между красной и синей таблеткой, это просто форма записи чисел #Христолюбов #МатематикаАК
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/думаем, каким образом добираться летом на озеро/ Женя: Саша, а ты на права собираешься сдавать? Саша: вообще собирался, но мне че-то так впадл... Женя: Они тебе нужны к июню. #Гордеева #Гацко #житие
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @citocrabs. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“крабовые цитаточки” (@citocrabs), 270 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/citocrabs.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.