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Χάων

@chaonia

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1,532subscribers

+74 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001887878580
TypeChannel
Username@chaonia
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/chaonia

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 42% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,4581,5321,4956 August 2026 — 1,458 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,458 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,461 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,475 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,481 subscribers19 August 2026 — 1,474 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,486 subscribers26 August 2026 — 1,493 subscribers29 August 2026 — 1,495 subscribers4 September 2026 — 1,506 subscribers9 September 2026 — 1,514 subscribers13 September 2026 — 1,519 subscribers17 September 2026 — 1,495 subscribers26 September 2026 — 1,532 subscribers6 August 202626 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 51 days, net +74. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,447–1,543 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Sept 2026, 17:391,532+37
17 Sept 2026, 15:201,495-24
13 Sept 2026, 18:591,519+5
9 Sept 2026, 16:001,514+8
4 Sept 2026, 15:161,506+11
29 Aug 2026, 03:131,495+2
26 Aug 2026, 02:381,493+7
22 Aug 2026, 19:541,486+12
19 Aug 2026, 07:461,474-7
16 Aug 2026, 04:251,481+6
12 Aug 2026, 09:321,475+14
9 Aug 2026, 10:041,461+3
6 Aug 2026, 11:451,458no change
6 Aug 2026, 11:251,458first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 10 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

337 reactions across 20 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥12637.4%
custom 52268207006684510537522.3%
👍4914.5%
custom 5370619444143883942298.61%
custom 5226792177790637596257.42%
👎133.86%
custom 522662207561088011961.78%
😱51.48%
🤨51.48%
😢41.19%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 337 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
3
across the posts below
Posts paid on
3
of 20 we hold a reading for · 15%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @chaonia. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 10 July 2026 to 4 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

4 Aug 2026, 19:15 UTC303 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Вслед очередному посещению Петербурга: буду в четверг вечером, 6 августа, в 19:00 в "Циферблате" по адресу Набережная Мойки 90. Приглашаю желающих к развиртуализации.

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3 Aug 2026, 19:36 UTC392 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

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18 Jul 2026, 18:34 UTC≈1,030 views35 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @nugae_philologicae

Коты ‎Котики тучные, звѣри мохнатые! Раньше хозяина, громче будильника Мчитесь вы, страстью обжорства объятые, Грезя скорѣе достичь холодильника. ‎Что же васъ гонитъ: къ лотку ли стремленіе? Злоба ль сокрытая? Зависть взаимная? Или на васъ тяготитъ преступленіе? Вами разодрана, можетъ, гостиная? ‎Нѣтъ, вы наскучили старыми креслами... Чужды вамъ двери и чужды прещенія; Вѣчно-голодные, скудные чреслами, Нѣтъ вамъ п…

🔥28custom 53706194441438839424👎3

18 Jul 2026, 09:18 UTC≈1,050 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026

«Стратегия» тут, разумеется, одна: «страна освобождённого труда». Трудящийся живёт в балагане — таков удел обывателя, одна комедия какая-то. «Трагедия обывателя» — уже смешно, самоопровержение. Человек понимает что-либо через ассоциации, увязывание элементов нового с элементами уже известного. Ему известен гоблинский балаган. Злой лубок. Следовательно, он может что-либо отличное от балагана понять и усвоить тольк…

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17 Jul 2026, 15:00 UTC816 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Провиденциально, что авторы термина "индогерманский язык" также продвигали идею звать этот народ именно "арийцами". Ну, с латинцами-квиритами и прочими французянами сложные отношения германцев понятны, но... Главное, что не ахейцами. Только бы не ахейцами! Кто угодно, только бы не эти... Ну... Первейшие и образцовые европейцы во всех смыслах этого эллинского слова. Потому что греки лгут. Это невероятно насколько л…

custom 52267921777906375966custom 52268207006684510533🤨1😱1

16 Jul 2026, 11:37 UTC667 views10 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👍4😢4👎2

16 Jul 2026, 09:54 UTC757 views26 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Интересно держать в уме, насколько заклинания, особенно в западноевропейских странах, суть представления неграмотных о грамотеях. "Гримуар", иже магический фолиант — это варваризированное "грамматика". Ещё раз, "учебник грамматики" и "учебник ведьмовства и колдунств" — это одно. Инноминепатрис этфилии этспиритусанкти — "что-то на церковнословенском" для постапокалиптических романцев, для германцев же прямо заклинание…

🔥18👍4custom 53706194441438839423custom 52266220756108801191

16 Jul 2026, 09:33 UTC≈3,490 views38 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026

В русском языке толстый слой заимствований из эллинской и латинской, на высоких штилях превращающийся в пояс чернозёма практически — однако, очень многие эти слова были заимствованы поздно и целенаправленно очень грамотными людьми, потому калькировались в рамках коренизирующих настроений интеллектуального слоя страны. Состоящие из славянских корней того же или близкого смысла, они не воспринимаются как заимствование …

🔥27custom 52268207006684510538👍3

15 Jul 2026, 12:03 UTC626 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Вирусный аспект тут очень важен — как, предположительно, живорождение плацентарных млекопитающих могло быть последствием врезки вируса в геном, с элементом применимым в подавлении иммунного ответа жертвы, но тем же инструментом сделавшим возможным подключение генетически отличного яйца к своей матери напрямую, без немедленной атаки материнской иммунной системы. "Что меня не убивает, то делает сильнее", или — и новый…

custom 522682070066845105310🔥4👍1🤨1

15 Jul 2026, 08:44 UTC652 views27 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Меня в чате спросили иронично, не антихристианский ли у меня канал. Да как вам сказать. Вот умеренно известная картина польского художника из Россiи Генриха Семирадского в жанре социалистического реализма, ой, кафолического реализма с элементами неоклассицизма. Разлакомленный венценосный выродок Нерон и прочие буржуи, на ночь глядя, готовятся к иллюминации заживого сжигаемыми христианами с красивыми лицами. "Факелы…

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14 Jul 2026, 09:12 UTC690 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Философия слизи имени Делёза провиденциальна во всей её ризоматичности, если верно счесть её адептов падальщиками редуцентами. Это грибы, задача которых — переработать лигнин и целлюлозу иссохшего ствола давно мёртвого дуба, чтобы вернуть его простейшие крупицы в оборот. Для новых дубов, конечно же. Очень даже вертикальных иерархических арборетических структур🏆

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14 Jul 2026, 08:09 UTC805 views20 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Знак нынешних времён в том, что философ определяется как "производитель чего-то". Тем более это заметно по обер-паяцу советской простигермесе философии — Дугину. Филозоф это — ежедневный вброс липкого горячего в тележку плюс ноомахизация двадцатью томами всей страны. Чем больше томов и чем они толще, тем выше и важнее филозофичность! Вон, Филозоф задал планку — 55 томов пепесы Ленина. Изволь приблизиться к Самому, б…

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @chaonia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Χάων” (@chaonia), 1,532 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/chaonia.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.