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Брюссельская штучка

@cettechosebruxelloise

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374subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001590469324
TypeChannel
Username@cettechosebruxelloise
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/cettechosebruxelloise

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 53% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

374377375.57 August 2026 — 375 subscribers8 August 2026 — 375 subscribers15 August 2026 — 374 subscribers23 August 2026 — 376 subscribers29 August 2026 — 377 subscribers16 September 2026 — 374 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 40 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 374–377 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 00:41374-3
29 Aug 2026, 15:17377+1
23 Aug 2026, 02:16376+2
15 Aug 2026, 17:22374-1
8 Aug 2026, 06:18375no change
7 Aug 2026, 11:43375first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 29 August 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 October 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
19s
Average length
19s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

124 reactions across 10 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
5746.0%
👍5645.2%
🔥43.23%
🤡32.42%
👏21.61%
❤‍🔥10.806%
👀10.806%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 124 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 29 August 2024 to 15 October 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

15 Oct 2024, 08:01 UTC≈1,960 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Позавчера прошли муниципальные выборы. Наконец-то, ибо я слегка устала от агитации и неустанного поливания грязью друга друга, которое устроили многие партии. И у нас в Бельгии эта история затянулась на полгода. С весны почти непрерывная предвыборная кампания. Особенно забавляли агитки, присланные в конвертах по твоему личному адресу. Думаешь, это какое-то важное уведомление из налоговой, открываешь, а там просто пи

10👍10🤡3

14 Oct 2024, 20:57 UTC≈1,340 views0 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Нужен ли пост-знакомство?

  1. Да84%
  2. Нет16%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

14 Oct 2024, 20:57 UTC≈1,210 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026

На канале появилось много новых подписчиков. Добро пожаловать и спасибо за интерес и доверие! 💕💕💕

👍63

29 Sept 2024, 14:06 UTC≈1,400 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @nomad_diaryPhoto

От записи к доктору до счетов из госпиталя на €2000 Как бы мы ни старались протестировать жизнь в разных странах, есть вещи, которые для нас остаются недоступными. Например, система здравоохранения. Мы можем сколько угодно ходить по частным клиникам, молясь на возмещение от Genki. Но это мало похоже на опыт взаимодействия с медицинской системой, который получают резиденты страны. Например, в Бельгии опытным путем н

👍6🔥3

29 Sept 2024, 14:06 UTC995 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026

У «Брюссельской штучки» - первая коллаборация. Ира, автор замечательного канала «Таки кочуем», обратилась ко мне с просьбой написать пост про систему здравоохранения в Бельгии. Ира с партнером Юрой - цифровые кочевники и уже более двух лет путешествуют по всему миру в поисках оптимального места для постоянного проживания. На их канале - подробные рассказы, подборки и лайфхаки по каждой стране, где они бывают. Очень л

6👏2🔥1

22 Sept 2024, 15:20 UTC885 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Сегодня в Брюсселе «День без машин» Каждый год в третье воскресенье сентября в Брюсселе проходит день без автомобилей. Мой любимый день в году. Обожаю эту возможность прокатиться с ветерком на велосипеде по любимому городу без поджимающих тебя машин. Сняла для вас под звуки своего скрипящего велика (надо смазать цепь): 1. Avenue Louise 2. Зарисовки с place Poelaert 3. Почти парижские османовский здания на rue Bl

👍87

22 Sept 2024, 14:40 UTC695 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Апдейт к предыдущему посту. Хаджа Лабиб получила от Урсулы фон дер Ляйен портфолио: Preparedness and Crisis Management; Equality. Про вторую часть в виде «Equality » я почти сразу угадала, сказав в начале сентября коллегам, что если была бы на месте УФДЛ, то дала бы Лабиб портфолио Хелены Далли (Мальта) из уходящей команды.

👍41

15 Sept 2024, 19:25 UTC≈1,030 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

🇪🇺🇧🇪 Кандидат на пост европейского комиссара от Бельгии - министр иностранных дел Хаджа Лабиб Какой карьерный взлёт происходит у ещё два года назад журналистки RTBF! В первых числах сентября, Бельгия последней из 27 стран предоставила президенту Урсуле фон дер Ляйен имя своего кандидата на пост европейского комиссара. Ни одна из партий, участвующих в федеральных коалиционных переговорах, не горела желанием забирать

👍51

15 Sept 2024, 18:37 UTC730 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Вам интересно читать здесь про внутреннюю политику Бельгии?

  1. Да92%
  2. Увы, слишком сложный для восприятия контент8%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

12 Sept 2024, 18:46 UTC798 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Фото дня Сегодня была на встрече в офисе на avenue de Tervueren и сняла для вас вот такие симпатичные виды на Etterbeek. Успела до того, как начался очередной дождь ☔️

13👍8

3 Sept 2024, 20:06 UTC773 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Очередной эпизод докудрамы «Коалиционные переговоры в Бельгии». Эпизод 2024. Аризона. В прошлый понедельник, форматор коалиции “Аризона” (при чём тут американский штат можно прочитать тут) и лидер фламандской партии N-VA Барт де Вевер попросил Короля Филиппа снять с него эти полномочия. А роль форматора – это путь к креслу премьер-министра, которое ещё никогда не принадлежало N-VA. Причиной послужила серьезная загво

👍51👀1

29 Aug 2024, 19:05 UTC752 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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В прошлое воскресенье в качестве вылазки выходного дня админ отправился в Гент в атмосферный кинотеатр Studio Skoop смотреть Amerikatsi - первый в истории армянский фильм, вошедший в шорт-лист премии Оскар. 🎥 Studio Skoop - артхаусный кинотеатр с пятидесятилетней историей. Тут нет попкорна, а афиша манит как тщательно отобранными новинками авторского кинематографа, так и классикой. Сейчас там, например, можно посмот

15👍4❤‍🔥1

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @cettechosebruxelloise. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

14 Oct 2024, 20:57 UTCAnonymous Poll80 voters

Нужен ли пост-знакомство?

  1. Да84%
  2. Нет16%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

15 Sept 2024, 18:37 UTCAnonymous Poll85 voters

Вам интересно читать здесь про внутреннюю политику Бельгии?

  1. Да92%
  2. Увы, слишком сложный для восприятия контент8%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 29 August 2024 to 15 October 2024. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Брюссельская штучка” (@cettechosebruxelloise), 374 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cettechosebruxelloise.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.