Channel
@ass_offside
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,122subscribers
-15 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001201849014 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ass_offside |
| Created | 14 March 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ass_offside |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 15:56 | 2,122 | -8 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 11:48 | 2,130 | -8 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 07:25 | 2,138 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:46 | 2,137 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:36 | 2,137 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 10 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
2,069 reactions across 20 posts, in 30 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤡 | 426 | 20.6% | |
| 👍 | 410 | 19.8% | |
| 💯 | 391 | 18.9% | |
| 🤮 | 166 | 8.02% | |
| 🔥 | 139 | 6.72% | |
| 👎 | 101 | 4.88% | |
| 😁 | 97 | 4.69% | |
| 🤣 | 89 | 4.30% | |
| 😢 | 55 | 2.66% | |
| ❤ | 47 | 2.27% | |
| 😭 | 46 | 2.22% | |
| 👏 | 30 | 1.45% | |
| 💩 | 23 | 1.11% | |
| 🕊 | 12 | 0.58% | |
| 🤪 | 6 | 0.29% | |
| 💔 | 5 | 0.242% | |
| 🫡 | 4 | 0.193% | |
| 🌭 | 3 | 0.145% | |
| 🤔 | 3 | 0.145% | |
| 🐳 | 2 | 0.097% | |
| 10 further kinds | 14 | 0.677% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,069reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 March 2026 to 23 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @ass_offside. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 10 March 2026 to 23 March 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Буквально пару слов. Если, например, в первой игре с Динамо наш тренер совершил оглушительное тактическое самоубийство, то с Оренбургом - напротив. Он положил соперника на лопатки буквально со стартового свистка. Там могло быть 10:0. Никаких шансов у хозяев там не было ни на что, ни одной минуты. Как бы то ни было, но в Сочи Спартак не побеждал приблизительно никогда, а в Оренбурге последний раз побеждал то ли при Ко…
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Не хотел ничего писать во время игры, чтобы не спугнуть. Признаюсь честно, был приятно удивлен. Ну, и упрямиться, как Валерий Карпин, я не буду. Вчера я видел и команду, и тренера. Излучаю очень сдержанный и очень осторожный, но всё-таки оптимизм
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Ух ты, там Талалаев опять) Пока диванные эксперты доказывали мне в комментариях, какой он плохой и что он не тренер, он снова тренер) А ещё, в очередной раз выяснилось, что чемпионом становится тот, за кого играет настоящий нападающий Кордоба, а не Заболотный с Угальде. Наверное, Кордоба тоже плохой)
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Не понимаю неприязни у некоторых к Талалаеву. Что бы он ни говорил и как бы себя ни вёл, его команда, которая вся вместе взятая стоит дешевле одного Жедсона/Жерсона, реально борется за бронзовые медали после 21 тура. Пропустила всего 9 мячей! Этой Балтике Зенит еле-еле за 2 матча один мяч затолкать смог. Второй - автогол. Были бы у спартаковских боссов мозги - они бы этого Талалаева на руках зимой в Тарасовку принесл…
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Я прям теряюсь в догадках, от чего? От 6 места? От позора с Динамо? От выхода в Кубке на Зенит, который только что нагнул их, даже не бегая, а выиграть в Питере они не могут 14 лет? Ну, вот по какому поводу радость и веселье?
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Чак Норрис RIP
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Я/МЫ Талалаев
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Вчерашний товарняк не смотрел. Не вижу смысла обсуждать контрольные матчи. Все и так понятно. На сборах было круто, тренер всех водил за руку, всем все объяснил, и все всё поняли. Атмосфера в команде великолепная, все были настроены бороться за Кубок. Но в итоге в первой же кубковой игре получили пятерку от Динамо с Гусевым Лысые из прачечной сейчас будут рассказывать, как в команде и клубе всё классно, но по факту …
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Никак не пойму, зачем меня читают фантазеры, у которых в Спартаке все отлично и великолепно. Ну, и читали бы лысых блогеров, они вам сейчас расскажут, как монументален был Солари и как Маркиньос почти что стал футболистом. Никакой это не Спартак. Нравится вам глотать вот это всё от Лукойла - на здоровье, дело ваше. Верите в робинзона-проходимца в роли тренера - верьте, разве я вам мешаю? А мне бы хотелось болеть за С…
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Слава Богу, что выгнали «тренера-обниматора», который трижды переиграл Зенит, в том числе победил его дома, упустил победу из-за удара Барко себе в ногу с пенальти и сыграл вничью в Питере, не пропустив. Наконец-то у нас настоящий тренер, который пытается победить Зенит Зобниным
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Легкая победа на классе футбольной команды над сборной Зобниных под руководством диджея с Ибицы
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ass_offside. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank — 726,112 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Жопа в естественном положении” (@ass_offside), 2,122 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ass_offside.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.