Channel
@NobodyDoctor
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
184subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001804616846 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @NobodyDoctor |
| Description | Крайне субъективный взгляд разных отделов мозга одного анонима на всякое. Откровенный трэш-постмодерн, токсичный и злобный. И да, это всё не серьёзно, чисто игра воображения. Подписывайтесь :) |
| Created | 21 November 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/NobodyDoctor |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 12:31 | 184 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:56 | 184 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 8 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (29 July 2026 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 2,984 |
| Reactions total | 27 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 12:31 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
27 reactions across 8 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 6 | 22.2% | |
| 💯 | 5 | 18.5% | |
| 🤡 | 3 | 11.1% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 7.41% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 7.41% | |
| 😎 | 2 | 7.41% | |
| 😢 | 2 | 7.41% | |
| 🍌 | 1 | 3.70% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 3.70% | |
| 😈 | 1 | 3.70% | |
| 😨 | 1 | 3.70% | |
| 🫡 | 1 | 3.70% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 27reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Звонил старый друг из Киева (для тайных посвящённых это Рома Александрович). Сказал, что нажрался в кал, встретил в баре таких же упоротых алкашей, они ему сказали, что помнят спасибоеву, Сэма Никеля и Витяру Котяру. А ещё они хотят пообщаться с Мэддисоном. Потом там кто-то на заднем фоне начал рыгать и блевать, Рома сказал, что это звуки взрыва очередного склада Вайлдберриз и положил трубку.
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Ахахаха
ВЦИОМ заявил, что телевизор делает россиян счастливее интернета. Среди любителей ТВ жизнерадостными себя считают 40%, среди активных пользователей интернета — только 23%. Тревожность испытывают 15% телезрителей и 32% интернет-пользователей. @ejdailyru
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Христианство от своего появления до эпохи Константина было контркультурной антисистемной идеологией, направленной, если выражаться марксистским языком, на подрыв гегемонии эксплуатирующего класса. После всех попыток христианство уничтожить, когда массы его представителей адски пытали и убивали, христианство победило, но это была пиррова победа, поскольку оно получило место новой идеологии системы, тем самым из борьбы…
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Video, posted without a caption
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Я не знаю тех, кто не прав (с) Гребенщиков
Путешествуя по Псковской земле, заходя в храмы, думал, сколько бед может причинить взбесившийся сумасброд, стоящий у руля власти. Вот, например, в Свято-Троицком соборе псковского Кремля покоятся мощи блаженного Николая, который спас Псков от Ивана Грозного. Произошло это в 1570 году, в разгар затянувшейся и разорительной Ливонской войны. Царь начал ее, испытывая головокружение от успехов после присоединения Казан…
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"Одиссея" Нолана, конечно, выдающийся фильм, впрочем, как и все фильмы этого режиссера, у которого практически нет провалов. Это фильм, конечно, обличение Запада, который подпал под соблазн маленькой победоносной войны и тем самым создал "эпидемию насилия", которая рано ли поздно обрушит и его самого. Были разбужены худшие страсти человека, выявлено само зло, и единственный, кто это понял, был Одиссей, который понима…
Мигранты никуда не делись и в Испании начались массовые грабежи, убийства, изнасилования и захваты жилья. Полиция не противодействует. Франция размещает на границе с Испанией армию. Быть добру!
То, что будет у нас лет через 15-20.
У мусульман сейчас 1448 год. Это многое объясняет.
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Сколько же обрезов за эти дни примут испанские влагалища, причём без согласия их хозяек) Жаль на это посмотреть нельзя ((
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @NobodyDoctor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Доктор Никто” (@NobodyDoctor), 184 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NobodyDoctor.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.