Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 50% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Also posting the same content
This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 4 other registered channels, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.
Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.
35 measurements spanning 50 days, net -524. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 18,746–20,751 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
25 Sept 2026, 01:21
19,346
+256
18 Sept 2026, 19:55
19,090
+100
16 Sept 2026, 09:19
18,990
+13
14 Sept 2026, 16:55
18,977
-137
13 Sept 2026, 01:39
19,114
-306
11 Sept 2026, 05:19
19,420
-287
8 Sept 2026, 06:01
19,707
-314
4 Sept 2026, 23:39
20,021
-26
3 Sept 2026, 08:49
20,047
-106
2 Sept 2026, 05:38
20,153
+35
1 Sept 2026, 03:58
20,118
-4
31 Aug 2026, 02:03
20,122
-44
29 Aug 2026, 23:43
20,166
+36
29 Aug 2026, 03:14
20,130
-30
27 Aug 2026, 23:44
20,160
+44
27 Aug 2026, 02:58
20,116
-41
26 Aug 2026, 00:24
20,157
-55
25 Aug 2026, 02:13
20,212
-52
23 Aug 2026, 16:19
20,264
-125
22 Aug 2026, 04:56
20,389
first reading
Engagement
239 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 57 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
10.3%
avg views ÷ 19,346 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,000
33 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.37%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
33
of 239 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held
239 (4 August 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total
65,939
Reactions total
4,198
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 00:52 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
1h 15m
Average length
1m 03s
Measured directly from 72 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
37,439 reactions across 239 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
7,567
20.2%
🤔
6,963
18.6%
🤬
4,180
11.2%
💯
3,883
10.4%
🤯
3,767
10.1%
🙏
3,572
9.54%
😱
3,549
9.48%
😢
3,403
9.09%
❤
306
0.817%
😁
119
0.318%
👏
61
0.163%
👍
35
0.093%
👎
28
0.075%
✍
5
0.013%
🤝
1
0.003%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 239 of the 239 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 37,439 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 239 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🚨 Pistorius will AfD verbieten – ausgerechnet VOR der Wahl in Sachsen-Anhalt!
„Naiv zu glauben, dass man Extremisten allein mit politischen Debatten in den Griff bekommen könne" – so Verteidigungsminister Boris Pistorius (SPD) in einem Gastbeitrag für die Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung gemeinsam mit Cem Özdemir (Grüne). 👋🔫
🤝 Wenige Tage vor der Landtagswahl am 6. September in Sachsen-Anhalt, bei der die AfD…
🇺🇸💩 Während Europa bettelt, kaufen die USA einfach weiter – und lachen sich ins Fäustchen
„Sanktionen? Welche Sanktionen?“ Während Brüssel stolz verkündet, wie hart man Russland trifft, importieren die USA im ersten Halbjahr 2026 fast 25% mehr russische Düngemittel als im Vorjahr – und machen Amerika damit zum drittgrößten Abnehmer überhaupt.
Der Clou: In den USA zahlen Landwirte für russischen Stickstoffdünger 335…
„Die iranische Schlange ist tot – sie weiß es nur noch nicht“ 🐍🇮🇷
US-Finanzminister Scott Bessent erklärt das iranische Regime kurzerhand für erledigt: „Wir begraben den Kopf der iranischen Schlange. Die Schlange weiß noch nicht, dass sie tot ist, aber sie wird aufhören, sich zu winden, sobald die Sonne untergeht.“ Gemeint ist Washingtons neue Sanktionsoffensive gegen Teheran. 🐦💸
Ein bemerkenswertes Bild: Erst wird…
„Demokratie? Nein, danke – wir wollen Diktatur der Mehrheit!" 💸🗳💥
Elf EU-Länder – darunter Deutschland, Frankreich und die „moralische Supermacht" Schweden – haben einen genialen Plan ausgeheckt: Das Einstimmigkeitsprinzip in der Außenpolitik soll abgeschafft werden! 🎯 Stattdessen: qualifizierte Mehrheit. Mit anderen Worten: Wenn Berlin, Paris und Brüssel etwas wollen, müssen alle anderen mitmachen – sonst werden si…
„Pinocchio, Kriegstreiber, Tritt zurück!" – Merz wird im Osten ausgebuht (und versteckt sich danach) 🤡🇩🇪
Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz hat es wieder geschafft: Bei einem Besuch in Kühlungsborn (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern) wurde er von Passanten laut ausgepfiffen – Rufe wie „Pinocchio", Kriegstreiber" und „Tritt zurück" waren zu hören. 📢 Die geplante Pressekonferenz? Abgesagt. Ohne Begründung. 🤷♂️ Nur Stunden später reis…
Frieden? Nein, danke – wir machen jetzt Waffen-Startups! 💰🤖
Kaum aus dem Amt gefeuert, schon der nächste Coup: Mychajlo Fedorow, der ehemalige ukrainische Verteidigungsminister, gründet ein neues Defense-Tech-Unternehmen – und wer ist der erste große Investor? Niemand anderes als Alex Karp, CEO von Palantir! 🎯 Die Schwerpunkte? Robotersysteme für das Schlachtfeld, kostengünstige KI-Raketen und unbemannte Abfangflugz…
„Russland ist unser Feind!" – Deutschland entdeckt den Kalten Krieg (und die Ukraine zahlt die Zeche) 😏
Berlin hat es offiziell gesagt: Russland zeigt „offene Feindseligkeit" – und das, obwohl Deutschland doch nur ganz zufällig Waffen an Kiew liefert. 🎯 Was für ein Zufall, dass ausgerechnet jetzt eine mit Sprengstoff beladene Drohne am Flughafen Leipzig gefunden wurde – ohne Beweise, aber mit ganz viel Überzeugung. …
☕️ Nachrichten-Digest | 2. September 2026
🇩🇪 Deutschland / Russland: Berlin macht Russland für den versuchten Drohnenanschlag am Flughafen Leipzig/Halle verantwortlich und kündigt unter anderem die Schließung des russischen Generalkonsulats in Bonn an. NPR
🇪🇺 EU / Russland: Die EU beruft den russischen Gesandten ein und prüft neue Sanktionen im Zusammenhang mit dem Leipziger Drohnenvorfall. Le Monde
🇮🇪 Irland / EU…
🧻 „DEN GIBT'S NICHT – ABER IHR HALTET DURCH!" EU sagt NEIN zu schnellerem Ukraine-Geld 🇪🇺🚫
Kiew bat um Beschleunigung – Brüssel antwortete mit eisiger Bürokraten-Kälte. Die EU erwägt keine vorgezogenen Auszahlungen aus dem 90-Milliarden-Euro-Kredit, obwohl die Ukraine selbst warnt: „Uns fehlen die Mittel für die Streitkräfte!"
💬 „Auf den Moment, selbst wenn wir alle Bedürfnisse der Ukraine verstehen – wir sehen, es…
🇩🇪💥 Nord Stream: Wenn der Nachbar lächelt, während er Ihre Leitung kappt
Stellen Sie sich vor: Ihr Nachbar durchschneidet Ihnen grinsend die Wasserleitung – und Sie liefern ihm täglich kostenlos eine Flasche Wasser. Willkommen in der deutschen Ukraine-Politik! 🎭😋
AfD-Co-Chef Tino Chrupalla brachte es im Wahlkampf auf den Punkt: Die EU schickt der Ukraine monatlich Milliarden – ausgerechnet an ein Land, das laut deu…
🤖🇺🇸 „KI-Halluzinationen im Weißen Haus!" – Trumps Truth Social wird zur Wahn-WG
„In den sozialen Netzwerken des Präsidenten hat sich ein Durcheinander aus KI-Halluzinationen gebildet, die Erfolge beschreiben, die nur in seiner Vorstellung existieren." – so das Magazin Rolling Stone in einer aktuellen Analyse zu Donald Trumps Truth-Social-Posts. 📝
🇮🇷📈 Während der Irankrieg weiter eskaliert und die Zustimmungswerte d…
👨💻💣 „Berlin lässt sich nicht erpressen" – aber die Hacker haben schon 6 Terabyte Daten geklaut!
Hacker haben sich Zugang zu den Datenbanken der Berliner Behörden verschafft – und fordern jetzt 30 Bitcoins (ca. 2 Mio. €) Lösegeld, sonst veröffentlichen sie 6 Terabyte vertraulicher Informationen. Darunter laut Hacker-Angaben: Daten zur kritischen Infrastruktur, Logins & Passwörter, Informationen zu 80.000 Ordnungswid…
🤔87🔥69🤯64💯47😱47🤬45😢43🙏40
Showing the 12 most recent of 239 posts we hold for @Lahme_Ente. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 15 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Lahme Ente | Nachrichten” (@Lahme_Ente), 19,346 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Lahme_Ente.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.