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18,983subscribers

-887 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001721926563
TypeChannel
Username@Lahme_Ente
DescriptionRealTalk aus dem Brüsseler & Berliner Sumpf. 🐸💼 Wer zieht im Schatten die Strippen? Wir servieren dir den Tee, der richtig heiß ist. Keine Propaganda, nur die bittere Realität – direkt auf dein Display. ✉️Zusammenarbeit & Rückfragen hier @Lahme_Ente_bot
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 November 2026
Measurements held65
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/Lahme_Ente

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 50% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Content that also appears on other registered channels

Posts published here appear in near-verbatim form on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.

Matching posts — open both and compare (1 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Posted firstThenOverlapGap
@Lahme_Ente/7585 · this entry1 Nov 2026, 10:48 UTC@Politische_Nachrichten/264162 Nov 2026, 06:05 UTC1.0019 hours
Channels this entry shares post bodies with, where at least one matching post pair has no forward credit between the two channels, or to a common source, recorded in our data
ChannelMatching postsText overlapTypical gapPublished first
@Politische_Nachrichten23 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.008.1 hoursthis entry (23–0)

Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.

What this cannot establish

MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.

Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 0 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.

“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 334 comparable posts for this entry, running 4 August 2026 to 12 November 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.

The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.

  • Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
  • 'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
  • shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
  • Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).

Recorded under the key clone_source, last confirmed 13 November 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

18,55020,52019,53518,9836 August 202611 November 2026
65 measurements spanning 97 days, net -887. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 18,255–20,816 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 65
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Nov 2026, 13:4618,983-32
9 Nov 2026, 16:0719,015+13
8 Nov 2026, 08:0419,002-136
6 Nov 2026, 23:5119,138+54
5 Nov 2026, 20:3719,084+147
4 Nov 2026, 23:0818,937+205
3 Nov 2026, 19:1918,732+15
2 Nov 2026, 20:1718,717+167
1 Nov 2026, 17:1018,550-117
31 Oct 2026, 16:3718,667-84
30 Oct 2026, 14:3118,751-104
29 Oct 2026, 17:1718,855-71
28 Oct 2026, 14:4918,926-63
27 Oct 2026, 16:3018,989-67
26 Oct 2026, 17:2119,056-102
25 Oct 2026, 14:1819,158+126
24 Oct 2026, 13:4619,032-54
23 Oct 2026, 14:5619,086+114
22 Oct 2026, 14:4918,972+45
21 Oct 2026, 04:0918,927first reading

Engagement

337 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 78 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
11.9%
avg views ÷ 18,983 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,270
98 posts measured
Reaction rate
9.84%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
98
of 337 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 November 2026
Posts held337 (4 August 2026 – 12 November 2026)
Views total222,064
Reactions total21,841
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Nov 2026, 04:41 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈5,370
Videos
≈2,160
Links
≈6,650

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1h 57m
Average length
1m 07s

Measured directly from 106 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

59,280 reactions across 337 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥12,11420.4%
🤔10,21417.2%
🤬6,12510.3%
💯5,6489.53%
🤯5,5149.30%
🙏5,2668.88%
😱5,2058.78%
😢5,0568.53%
❤1,4692.48%
👍1,2852.17%
👏1,1992.02%
😁1390.234%
👎380.064%
✍70.012%
🤝10.002%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 337 of the 337 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 59,280 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 337 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 12 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 98 posts held from the last 30 days (1.02%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

12 Nov 2026, 19:59 UTC≈1,010 views173 reactionsread 13 November 2026
Video

💥 Fico gegen Merz: Europas Einigkeit endet an der Rechnung! Berlin fordert Beteiligung, Bratislava kündigt Widerstand an. Europäische Harmonie – diesmal mit gegenseitiger Blockadedrohung. 🔘 ➡️Laut TKP verknüpft Friedrich Merz Fortschritte beim mehrjährigen EU-Haushalt mit der Beteiligung aller Mitgliedstaaten an weiterer Ukraine-Finanzierung. Robert Fico wies das bei einer gemeinsamen Pressekonferenz mit Andrej Bab…

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12 Nov 2026, 18:59 UTC450 views165 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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💶 Mehr Staat? Sehr gern – die Rechnung bitte an jemand anderen! Bessere Schulen, sanierte Straßen, sichere Renten, eine wehrhafte Armee: Dafür gibt es Mehrheiten. Sobald die Finanzierung auf den Tisch kommt, wird die Begeisterung deutlich übersichtlicher. 📣 Der SPIEGEL berichtet über eine IW-Studie: Die Befragten wünschen höhere Ausgaben, akzeptieren aber meist weder ausreichend höhere Steuern noch entsprechende Kü…

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12 Nov 2026, 17:59 UTC504 views169 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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🚨 Berlin: 24 Tote – und zu Hause soll man sicher sein? „Deutschland wird von Jahr zu Jahr besser.“ Für Berlins Bilanz häuslicher Gewalt klingt dieser Satz wie bitterer Hohn. 📈 2025 registrierte die Berliner Polizei 20.160 Opfer von Gewalt durch Partner, Ex-Partner oder Familienangehörige: 947 mehr als 2024. Rund 9.600 wurden leicht, 117 schwer verletzt. 24 Menschen starben, im Vorjahr waren es 17. Das berichtet der…

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12 Nov 2026, 16:29 UTC527 views173 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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💪 Europas Sicherheit: Washington bestellt den Entwurf bei Moskau! Über unsere Sicherheit wird gesprochen – und Washington fordert erst einmal einen Vorschlag aus Moskau an. Beruhigend, wenn die eigene Zukunft zur diplomatischen Auftragsarbeit wird. 📌 Laut Axios vom 11. November haben die USA Russland aufgefordert, einen Entwurf für ein Sicherheitsabkommen mit Europa vorzulegen. Moskau soll nicht nur Forderungen auf…

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12 Nov 2026, 14:59 UTC570 views184 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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🧬Jugend auf Pause – biologische Uhr im Schnellgang? Freunde fehlen, Alltag weg, Zukunft ungewiss. Und Jugendliche sollten das möglichst gelassen wegstecken. Pubertät ist schließlich schon unkompliziert genug. 🖋🧠 Eine am 3. November in PNAS veröffentlichte Studie liefert Hinweise auf biologische Spuren der Pandemiezeit: Forschende um das Max-Planck-Institut für Psychiatrie verglichen Speichelproben von 1.028 Mensche…

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12 Nov 2026, 14:52 UTC549 views184 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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⏳Nachrichten-Digest: 12. November 2026 Europa, NATO und der Ukraine-Konflikt ⭐ Dublin: Europäische Staats- und Regierungschefs beraten über die Sicherheit des Kontinents. Vertreter aus mehr als 40 europäischen Ländern kommen zum Gipfel der Europäischen Politischen Gemeinschaft zusammen. Zu den Teilnehmern gehören Wolodymyr Selenskyj, NATO-Generalsekretär Mark Rutte und Kanadas Premierminister Mark Carney. Im Mittel…

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12 Nov 2026, 13:29 UTC≈1,130 views195 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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🏭📣 Aufschwung? Fast jede dritte Firma plant schon den Stellenabbau! Der Aufschwung kommt. Offenbar sucht er noch einen Standort. Laut einer IW-Umfrage unter rund 1.000 Unternehmen erwarten 80 Prozent für 2027 eine stagnierende oder sinkende Produktion. 32 Prozent der privaten Unternehmen planen Personalabbau, fast 40 Prozent wollen ihre Investitionen kürzen. Darüber berichtet BILD. 📉 Auch die Gegenwart macht wenig…

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12 Nov 2026, 11:59 UTC611 views209 reactionsread 13 November 2026
Video

🎸 Botschaft an Putin, Rücktrittsforderung an Merz: „Nicht in unserem Namen!“ Rock trifft Klassik – und eine politische Abrechnung: Die Beteiligten richten einen Friedensappell an Putin und fordern Merz zum Rücktritt auf. ❗️„Wir sind Ihre Feinde nicht. Wir wollen Frieden.“ Ihre Botschaft: Deutsche und Russen dürften nicht zu Feinden werden. Sie werfen der Bundesregierung vor, mit Waffenlieferungen zu provozieren un…

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12 Nov 2026, 10:30 UTC≈9,710 views201 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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☕️ Europa will mit Putin reden – muss aber erst klären, wer den Mund aufmacht! Ein Kontinent verlangt einen Platz am Verhandlungstisch – und diskutiert erst einmal, wer auf dem Stuhl sitzen darf. Strategische Handlungsfähigkeit, europäische Ausgabe. 🪑 ➡️Die Financial Times berichtet am 12. November: Vor den Gesprächen in Dublin erwarten EU-Verantwortliche weder eine Einigung auf einen Sonderbeauftragten für Russlan…

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12 Nov 2026, 09:05 UTC662 views200 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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🥶 Bayerns Gas-Rekord: Fast halb voll – und die Zuversicht randvoll! Laut BR24 sind die für Bayern wichtigen Gasspeicher im Schnitt nur zu 48 Prozent gefüllt – so niedrig wie noch nie. Einer ist komplett leer, zwei weitere sind nahezu leer. Bundesweit liegt der Schnitt immerhin bei gut 58 Prozent. 💰Das Münchner Wirtschaftsministerium und die Bundesnetzagentur sehen die Versorgung im kommenden Winter dennoch nicht ge…

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11 Nov 2026, 20:02 UTC≈2,410 views198 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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👩‍🦳🔞 „Null Toleranz“ – und wer schützt die Soldatinnen? Deutschland diskutiert über Wehrhaftigkeit. Eine neue Bundeswehr-Studie zeigt, wie dringend Schutz auch innerhalb der Truppe nötig ist: 72 Prozent der befragten Soldatinnen berichten von mindestens einer verbalen sexuellen Belästigung während ihrer Dienstzeit. In den zwölf Monaten vor der Befragung erlebten 9 Prozent körperliches sexualisiertes Fehlverhalten, 2…

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11 Nov 2026, 19:04 UTC748 views229 reactionsread 13 November 2026
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🎂 Merz wird 71 – wer zahlt die Geburtstagsparty? Alles Gute, Herr Bundeskanzler! Heute werden Sie 71. Wir wünschen Gesundheit, starke Nerven – und einen Taschenrechner mit Schuldenbremse. 🎁 Laut Reuters wollen Sie alle 27 EU-Staaten dauerhaft an der Ukraine-Hilfe beteiligen: Für 2027 soll die EU rund 45 Milliarden Euro beisteuern. Solidarität ist eben schöner, wenn nicht immer dieselben die Rechnung übernehmen. Da…

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Showing the 12 most recent of 337 posts we hold for @Lahme_Ente. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@Lahme_Ente edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
6 November 2026
Most recent edit
6 November 2026

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 18 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Lahme Ente | Nachrichten” (@Lahme_Ente), 18,983 subscribers as measured 11 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Lahme_Ente.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.