Мне сильно некогда было, вообще , клянусь
❤3🎃1
Signed Евгений Караваннов

Channel
@KaravannovZhenya
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
98subscribers
+4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001594371554 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @KaravannovZhenya |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/KaravannovZhenya |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 79% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 11:38 | 98 | +1 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 03:40 | 97 | +2 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 14:05 | 95 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 12:47 | 94 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:24 | 94 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
78 reactions across 15 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 27 | 34.6% | |
| ❤ | 19 | 24.4% | |
| 👍 | 12 | 15.4% | |
| 🥰 | 8 | 10.3% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 3.85% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 3.85% | |
| 💊 | 2 | 2.56% | |
| 🤩 | 2 | 2.56% | |
| 🎃 | 1 | 1.28% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 1.28% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 78 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Мне сильно некогда было, вообще , клянусь
❤3🎃1
Signed Евгений Караваннов
А вот, долго терпел, но больше не буду ! Я иногда недоумеваю, когда ведущие самарских микрофонов произносят фразы из разряда : -я сам против мата… -я надеюсь , что мата будет не много… СХУЯЛИ?! Во-первых , в Самаре нет комиков которые совсем не матерятся (либо я их не слушаю), во-вторых , люди произносящие сие сочетания САМИ материться, тоже мне, блять, моральные ориентиры! Вы сначала выучите отличие «матерный» От «…
❤2😁1
Signed Евгений Караваннов
События, люди и явления , которые я СЕЙЧАС не понимаю в шутках комиков: - выглядит так, будто с алиэкспресса пришел… как давно вы что-то заказывали с али, или ваш друг? Лет 5 все на вб и озоне закупаются. -шутки про ковид, каждый раз когда слышу шутки про ковид (в 2026 трижды слышал) , всегда смотрю на зал, и люди такие - чего? серьезно? Спустя 5 лет?! -мортал комбат, этот изъебан со всех сторон, и каламбуры со ск…
👍6
Signed Евгений Караваннов
Захворал я, судари и сударыни, какая-то ментальная хворь меня атакует, какая то тревожность поглотила. Сначала подумал , что творческий кризис, мол проебал запись на майк, потерял уверенность, но вчера сходил выступил, и старые шутки сработали и новые, и на сцене комфортно. Тревожно когда просто существую, сижу монтирую -норм, пишу- норм, а вот чай пью- херовит, причем на физическом уровне. Физически не комфортно с…
❤3💊2
Signed Евгений Караваннов
Кто шарит за тредс? Че это? Ради чего? Если только чтоб в инсте бесить, то и даром не надо! Если это что-то вроде Твиттера, то оставьте Денису Чужому, а если норм тема, то подскажите, что ,да как?!
Signed Евгений Караваннов
☝️Обложка для визуалов . ☝️
👍3
Signed Евгений Караваннов
«Ухожу в стендап», наверное самая популярная «обучалка» , «объяснялка» про стендап , ибо продавалась в магазинах. Пополняю библиотеку #полезность , для тех, кто разочаруется в стендапе.
👍3🥰1
Signed Евгений Караваннов
Сегодня у меня отходняк от настоящих летних каникул, а завтра потоксичу на комедию
🥰7🔥3
Signed Евгений Караваннов
Я все ближе к покупке самогонного аппарата и ржавого уазика без крыши . В город вообще не собираюсь.
😁5🤩2
Signed Евгений Караваннов
А можно ,чтоб как пикеты, ментами комиков разгоняли, если они больше 2х собираются? Им стендап писать некогда , они друг к другу в импров шоу ходят.
😁2
Signed Евгений Караваннов
Не на кого ровняться в России в стендапе , вообще! Чето все в зал стали ходить, спорт, тренеры, все у психологов перебывали, все травмы обработали, зубы ровные сделали, в благотворительности поучаствовали, тьфу нахуй! Где энергия хаоса и саморазрушения? Где вызов обществу и прощупывание нерва? Одни нормисы и комфортики , смотреть противно!
❤7👏3😁1
Signed Евгений Караваннов
Ни что так не объединяет брутальных суровых байкеров, как латте на безлактозном
😁4
Signed Евгений Караваннов
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @KaravannovZhenya. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Женя Караваннов Стендап на выживание” (@KaravannovZhenya), 98 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/KaravannovZhenya.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.