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Channel
KEWKNEW WHIPLASH IS THE GOAT
@KEWKNEWWHIPLASHISTHEGOAT
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
13subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001770104282 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @KEWKNEWWHIPLASHISTHEGOAT |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 2 August 2022— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/KEWKNEWWHIPLASHISTHEGOAT |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 02:15 | 13 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:28 | 13 | first reading |
Engagement
14 posts held, back to 2 August 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 September 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 303
- Videos
- 10
- Links
- 111
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 46m 08s
- Average length
- 23m 04s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
5 reactions across 2 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 80.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 4 | 80.0% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 20.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 2 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2022 to 12 September 2022, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
look at these guys😎.. Must still be kickin It
❤4
Do you want to proof of how evil and uncaring she was? Here you go
This is the Queen herself throwing food to African kids like chicken Rest in Peace?!!.... ROT IN HELL !! https://t.me/ConnectingDotsChannel
Yep just like Nancy mentioned at lunch today
Photo, posted without a caption
And this is all about to happen. Right before Protocol 20. Down goes BTC & ETH Then August 19 to Sep 11 Stellar Companies come out of the woods. Campaigns etc
Think EVERGRANDE. Ok as i explained ETHEREUM & BITCOIN Defaults because TETHER is tied to Both. As you know this is where PENDULUM plays its role and brings all their Liquidity into Stellar like a thief in the Night, been hiding in the bush all this time with the Rangers. Other Blockchains will go too like SOLANA. Then XRP in 1 Submarine will be freed. & Stellar XLM companies in STEALTH mode think what that Mobius l…
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Isn’t that special looks like the chickens have come home to roost for these evil people. Glory be justice has arrived
BREAKING NEWS THE FORMER HEAD OF THE JP MORGAN PRECIOUS-METALS BUSINESS AND HIS TOP GOLD TRADER WERE CONVICTED ON CHARGES THEY MANIPULATED MARKETS FOR YEARS Goodbye. Read: https://twitter.com/goldtelegraph_/status/1557515606894809088?s=21&t=FnjyO0hqCmUi_kR2VfvsqQ
❗️LIQUIDITY INJECTION TODAY, WHIPLASH ASSET IS 2X IN PRICE RN❗️ ❕TODAY, the first round of LIQUIDITY INJECTION into the WHIPLASH asset (whiplash.technology) in the amount of $ 5.6 trillion will begin. ❗️ The last 650k XLM were sold at 0.00012 XLM/per token, now the price is 0,0002 XLM and we have not even started the LIQUIDITY INJECTION.! ❕This price is a mere pittance compared to what will happen in the near futu…
Reports flooding in right now that Lobstr is down This should come as no shock to anyone since tomorrow 8/10/2022 is when the declas on Lobstr co-founders Dima & Gleb’s crimes begins🔥 We already know their Zendesk is down, servers have moved from Belarus to Serbia, and management taken over by wh Let’s all group manifest the Red Badge of Courage disappearing soon so the public campaigns can begin ❤️ Join us: @Qua…
Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @KEWKNEWWHIPLASHISTHEGOAT. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“KEWKNEW WHIPLASH IS THE GOAT” (@KEWKNEWWHIPLASHISTHEGOAT), 13 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/KEWKNEWWHIPLASHISTHEGOAT.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.