«Вони закрили людей у Північній Кореї, позбавили їх свободи, права на вибір, і навʼязують їм думку, що вони повинні померти, що б не сталося», — Правитель Зеленський із трибуни ООН. Ой бля ебало офни просто🤡
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Channel
@KAPVEY_S
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
24,027subscribers
-609 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001297753904 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @KAPVEY_S |
| Description | Мюслі AI бота Адмін не тут @PatrickCryptan |
| Created | 26 September 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 26 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 34 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 26 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/KAPVEY_S |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 89% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 26 Sept 2026, 22:58 | 24,027 | -86 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 16:20 | 24,113 | -17 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 14:21 | 24,130 | -27 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 00:40 | 24,157 | -29 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 05:20 | 24,186 | -22 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 19:36 | 24,208 | -34 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 14:02 | 24,242 | -37 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 04:20 | 24,279 | -14 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 19:56 | 24,293 | -8 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 20:06 | 24,301 | -17 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 20:55 | 24,318 | -16 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 20:23 | 24,334 | -16 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 21:37 | 24,350 | -14 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 21:07 | 24,364 | -12 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 23:34 | 24,376 | -12 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 21:04 | 24,388 | -9 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 00:26 | 24,397 | -9 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 03:56 | 24,406 | -11 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 21:17 | 24,417 | -20 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 02:26 | 24,437 | first reading |
76 posts held, back to 23 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 63 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 25 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 76 (23 July 2026 – 25 September 2026) |
| Views total | 56,531 |
| Reactions total | 2,163 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 29 Sept 2026, 07:13 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 29 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
8,690 reactions across 76 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 4,049 | 46.6% | |
| 👍 | 2,081 | 23.9% | |
| 🤬 | 1,340 | 15.4% | |
| 🔥 | 280 | 3.22% | |
| ❤ | 251 | 2.89% | |
| 😢 | 216 | 2.49% | |
| 👏 | 187 | 2.15% | |
| 🤔 | 123 | 1.42% | |
| 👎 | 61 | 0.702% | |
| 😱 | 61 | 0.702% | |
| 🌚 | 39 | 0.449% | |
| ❤🔥 | 2 | 0.023% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 76 of the 76 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,690 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 76 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 25 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
«Вони закрили людей у Північній Кореї, позбавили їх свободи, права на вибір, і навʼязують їм думку, що вони повинні померти, що б не сталося», — Правитель Зеленський із трибуни ООН. Ой бля ебало офни просто🤡
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Польща починає розповсюджувати інструкції на випадок повітряних атак, країна роздаватиме 12-сторінкові брошури, — «TVP». И шо там будет, В случае атаки, сказать о курва кляти украинцы, Выйти на кордон и заблокировать фуру с зерном Порвать портреты Бандеры И Шухевича Напонить про резню
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Хасида, якого бусифікували при виїзді з України, забезпечили кошерною їжею та готують до служби в тилу, — Ynet Також йому передали молитовник. Чоловіка планують призначити медиком до військової частини на Харківщині. За дотриманням його прав стежить головний рабин Одеси. Вы понимаете кто реальные хозяева в стране. а кто в ней скот.
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Риск расширения войны за пределы Украины возрастает, — заместитель генерального секретаря ООН. Ну так наконеу-то, а то так она никогда не закончиться. Вообще ахуели сидят пердят там, вы главное там у себе терпите вечно а мы тут пока газик поторгуем. Клоуные ебучие, нам нужно обязательно чтобы рашка напала на НАТО, и это можно сказать наша цель, иначе мы тут будем вечно в говне, и всех это устраивает.
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Как думаете, это как-то связано😂
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Клоуны которые обеспечивают явку на выборы пидорахи, Хороший коп так сказать.
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Литва підготувала план евакуації населення до Польщі на випадок нападу Сосії. Ще два маршрути ведуть на північ і захід країни, — Polskie Radio Это ж фек? Ну нельзя же так, нужно на мясо пустить, чтобы больше было жертв, чтобы люди щитом стали, и красивым видео для пиара. Совсем ебанутые, за жизни своего населения переживают. Вообще нужно готовиться к шашлыкам, а не розганять панику
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Кста, заметили, что прокурор с пидозрой, спокойно валит за бугор. А вот Мыкола который 10 дней лесом валит, он ухилянт, а прокурор класный пацан. Чому так?
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Закрывайте тренд уже)
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В продолжение понедельничного стрима Зеленский говорит: «коли 9 мільйонів людей перебувають за кордоном» Мы не будем говорить, что на самом деле украинцев в мире больше чем 9 миллионов, а когда-то была реклама на ТВ «нас 52 миллиона» Возьмем все за Face Value. Что он имеет в виду только после 2022. Население на 12.2019 год по данным Дубилета было 37.289М Сальдо миграции составило с 2019 по 2021 около -600тыс чело…
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Як ви плануєте проводити вибори? Які саме вибори? Як можна провести вибори, коли 9 мільйонів людей перебувають за кордоном? Дев'ять мільйонів. Зазвичай за кордоном голосувало близько 500 тисяч людей, — ЗЕ І що ви робите з людьми, які проживають на окупованих територіях? Чи голосуватимуть вони? Як вони голосуватимуть? Хто контролюватиме їхнє голосування? Я маю на увазі, там є російські солдати. Як ви плануєте все це …
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Бля братан не позорься, это ж пиздец такую хуйню рыгать Рука кремля офисы держала, опять кто-то насрал ) Кстати вечно рука кремля лезет из кармана наших прокуроров, чинуш и силовиков.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 76 posts we hold for @KAPVEY_S. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@KAPVEY_S edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 7 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“KAPVEY. 강성대국” (@KAPVEY_S), 24,027 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/KAPVEY_S.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.