This is definitely some sort of a psyop but it is an entertaining one. Politics is fake and gay so midas whale become the WWE literally. https://x.com/defnoodlesreal/status/2087048266466894071
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Channel
@GoBPH
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
5,764subscribers
-132 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002085835883 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @GoBPH |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/GoBPH |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 42% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Sept 2026, 13:35 | 5,764 | -27 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 23:58 | 5,791 | -6 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 20:36 | 5,797 | -16 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 05:56 | 5,813 | -8 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 03:20 | 5,821 | -9 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 23:17 | 5,830 | -15 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 20:24 | 5,845 | -15 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 01:57 | 5,860 | +5 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 06:35 | 5,855 | -6 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 21:12 | 5,861 | -11 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 20:57 | 5,872 | -11 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 06:06 | 5,883 | -2 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 02:41 | 5,885 | -10 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 20:50 | 5,895 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 12:01 | 5,896 | first reading |
29 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 9 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 29 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
1,528 reactions across 29 posts, in 27 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 505 | 33.0% | |
| 💯 | 186 | 12.2% | |
| ❤ | 174 | 11.4% | |
| 👍 | 162 | 10.6% | |
| 👀 | 106 | 6.94% | |
| 🤮 | 102 | 6.68% | |
| 🙏 | 71 | 4.65% | |
| 👏 | 49 | 3.21% | |
| 🤡 | 31 | 2.03% | |
| 🦄 | 29 | 1.90% | |
| 😁 | 25 | 1.64% | |
| 🤔 | 17 | 1.11% | |
| 🤬 | 16 | 1.05% | |
| 💊 | 12 | 0.785% | |
| 🏆 | 10 | 0.654% | |
| 🤯 | 8 | 0.524% | |
| 🐳 | 6 | 0.393% | |
| 😱 | 4 | 0.262% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 0.196% | |
| 🖕 | 3 | 0.196% | |
| 7 further kinds | 9 | 0.589% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 29 of the 29 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,528 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 29 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
This is definitely some sort of a psyop but it is an entertaining one. Politics is fake and gay so midas whale become the WWE literally. https://x.com/defnoodlesreal/status/2087048266466894071
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Accelerate https://x.com/s2funcensored/status/2086996294745182226
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‼️🇺🇦☠️ "Drinking our own urine to survive": Ukrainian Armed Forces soldiers recorded a message to their commander-in-chief, Drapatoy, threatening to abandon their positions ▪️Soldiers from the 121st Brigade recorded a video message to Drapatoy, in which they reported a prolonged lack of rotation, a shortage of water and food, and colossal logistical problems. ▪️According to the platoon commander, his unit has been i…
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We are reaching levels of storytelling that shouldn’t be possible. https://t.me/insiderpaper/43836
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Secret mission in Turkey to protect President Trump: Shortly before Air Force One left Ankara following last month’s NATO summit, President Trump was secretly moved to another aircraft using an airport catering truck. According to CBS, the decoy operation followed intelligence warning of a credible plot by Iran or its proxies to fire a missile at Trump’s plane Follow @insiderpaper for more updates
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On the latest episode of The Narrative, Ghost joined me for a discussion on the projected End State of Donald Trump's Iran War ... which might not be against who they say it is. So ... who is the true Final Boss? And how are things going for them? https://rumble.com/v7dy3tw-the-narrative-ep.-77-the-final-boss.html
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📰 Today’s Badlands News Brief (08.10.26): Muslim NATO Rises; Bibi Goes It Alone 🔗 https://badlands.substack.com/p/badlands-brief-f7d
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Notable. Turkey has a large airbase with a fleet of F-16’s. Earlier this year they added to that fleet. Turkey has the third largest fleet of F-16’s in the world, behind the US and Israel. https://x.com/ragipsoylu/status/2086777543093272753?s=46&t=dk3FBglKJNULnlNs0jz0sQ
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My position on this situation hasn’t changed since before the 12-Day War. Trump was always going to bait Netanyahu into attacking Iran, then leave him fighting alone. The GOP establishment will be left stranded on the sinking ship of Zionism. https://x.com/ghostofbph/status/1934335471779512495
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It’s happening
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Fox News is uncritically reporting what appears to be a fake quote put out by an Israeli media outlet claiming that IRGC chief Ahmad Vahidi stated, "As long as the United States and Israel possess nuclear weapons, we will continue working on them for our national security." "That's as close to an admission as I've heard, and we've been watching this story for years," Fox News' Bill Hemmer says after reading the unve…
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The Russian Ambassador to the UN just accused Ukraine and its western backers of exporting the Ukraine War (in the form of terrorism) to Africa and the rest of the world. Ukrainian operators have been caught training local fighters with Ukrainian drones and US-provided weapons across the entire continent of Africa (particularly in Libya and the Sahel) as well as in Syria, Lebanon, Gaza, and most recently in Iraq. An…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 29 posts we hold for @GoBPH. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@GoBPH named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 5 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“GhostofBasedPatrickHenry” (@GoBPH), 5,764 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/GoBPH.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.