Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 69% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
5 measurements spanning 37 days, net +16. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 763–786 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Sept 2026, 05:21
782
-1
20 Aug 2026, 14:44
783
+5
13 Aug 2026, 18:17
778
+12
6 Aug 2026, 23:18
766
no change
6 Aug 2026, 17:32
766
first reading
Engagement
8 posts held, back to 15 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 8 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
270 reactions across 7 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 76.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
207
76.7%
🔥
19
7.04%
❤🔥
18
6.67%
😍
6
2.22%
👍
5
1.85%
🙏
5
1.85%
👏
4
1.48%
🤩
3
1.11%
😁
2
0.741%
🤓
1
0.37%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 270 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 1 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
10
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 8 we hold a reading for · 63%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @CurlYoga. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 8 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 15 July 2026 to 1 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Я иду по мосту. Под ногами - русло, в котором когда‑то текла настоящая река. Теперь здесь - шикарный парк, который старожилы все еще называют El Río, «река»: деревья, дорожки, велосипедисты, футбольные поля, игры собак и пикники. Мосты густо перекинуты через парк; вода ушла, но каждый раз, находясь рядом, я слышу шум реки и чувствую запах заводи. Мост - древний символ перехода: смены пространства, изменения состояния…
Error 404: просветление за три дня не найдено
Время, понимаете ли, уже не то. Жить нужно на максималках, некогда рассуждать и задумываться. Раньше можно было позволить себе закаты и рассветы, посиделки у костра под звездами, неспешное чаепитие у камина, чтение поэзии и написание стихов, размышления о прочитанной книге или обсуждение просмотренной пьесы. У нас было право читать медленно, заглядывая в словарь, отклады…
Заходила в гости к масонам
Пришла «по‑соседски», ненадолго и с пустыми руками - но, судя по меню 1920 года (ниже будет фото 👇), удивить их чем‑то всё равно бы не удалось.
Масоны - одно из самых мистифицированных обществ, поэтому было особенно интересно побывать в их штаб‑квартире и позадавать вопросы, которые обычно остаются за закрытыми дверями. Ниже - немного того, что удалось узнать.
🌿 Различают оперативное и с…
🌿 Если член ложи совершает уголовно наказуемое правонарушение, ложа исключает человека - это оформляется как утрата доверия и несовместимость поведения с масонскими принципами. Но на практике чаще всего исключают за куда более прозаичное нарушение - неуплату членского взноса (около 130 евро в месяц).
🌿 Что еще делают масоны, помимо театрализованных ритуалов? (Это мой вечный вопрос). Все довольно аристократично и пре…
Ветер и Солнце закатное -
Неба любовники давние.
Пишут по телу бесстыдному
Пламенем строки признания.
Завтра забудут обещанное:
Ветер умчится в скитания,
Солнце свою запряженную
Колесницу покатит по зареву.
Но в этот миг, единственный,
Их письмена словно вечные,
Чувств выражение нежное,
Сладостью полнятся речи их.
Волнительно быть свидетелем,
Верить словам их несказанным.
Завтра всё станет изменчивым -
Восторгом с…
Люблю находки, которые интересно и глубоко обогащают принципы, уже ставшие близкими.
В соборе Святого Патрика в Дублине хранится знаменитая Дверь примирения (Door of Reconciliation). В 1492 году во время вражды между двумя могущественными ирландскими родами — Батлерами Ормонда и Фицджеральдами Килдэра — Батлеры укрылись в капитульном доме собора. Опасаясь ловушки, они отказались выйти на переговоры. Тогда глава Фицд…
❤43🔥8❤🔥6🤩3
Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @CurlYoga. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Curly Yoga” (@CurlYoga), 782 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CurlYoga.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
