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Апостол Вещає

@Apostol_vechae

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18subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002253713855
TypeChannel
Username@Apostol_vechae
DescriptionАпостол Великого Гліба Положія. Нехай святиться партія його, нехай прийде царство його технократичне, і славиться ім'я його. Хай Положій Чат: @Apostol_vechae_chat
CreatedBetween 1 October 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/Apostol_vechae

Growth

187 August 2026 — 18 subscribers11 August 2026 — 18 subscribers7 August 202611 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 4 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 17–19 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Aug 2026, 18:1618no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:2518first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 4 April 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 18 April 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
52
Videos
40
Links
21

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
6m 28s
Average length
1m 05s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

110 reactions across 19 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣2522.7%
custom 52242314667491583462119.1%
😁1715.5%
custom 54722801518090856121210.9%
😢76.36%
custom 545627220310650802065.45%
👍54.55%
💯54.55%
🔥43.64%
custom 532328859100934092021.82%
custom 543151426356066172921.82%
21.82%
custom 538891750806337325110.909%
🤡10.909%

Custom emoji. 6 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 110reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 4 April 2025 to 18 April 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

18 Apr 2025, 10:02 UTC95 views7 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

Нарешті Гліб знайшов собі дівчину!!!! Алейлуя!!!! Поздравім @ukrtexnokrat !!!

🤣4👍1custom 52242314667491583461custom 54562722031065080201

17 Apr 2025, 17:48 UTC93 views3 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @realukrtpVideo

Недавно в украинской технократической партии случилась беда😔. Некий Андрюшка проявил мэншовартисное желание отказать вождю в подтверждении своей верности партии🥵. Выглядит как зрада🤬! Мы, укрАинские технократы🙋‍♂️ с подозрительно явным московским акцентом🥴, осуждаем проявление хуторской натуры свинопасов💪, которая проявляется в нежелании жить в авторитарной дыре🤕. Считаю должным направить Андрюшку на мясо в штурм без

custom 52242314667491583463

17 Apr 2025, 17:15 UTC497 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

Член Хуй утп глеб уроджій провів велику агітацію і нашкрябав на стіні заклик приєднатися до партії за що получив в свою криву пику від небайдужих піджидків. Але він не здався і зробив цю прекрасну фотографію. Слава утп! Слава хлібу! Победа буде за намі! @Apostol_vechae

custom 52242314667491583463custom 54315142635606617292custom 53232885910093409201

17 Apr 2025, 17:07 UTC74 views5 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

10 заповідей технократа❤️ 1. Баби не торкайся, побачив на вулиці - обходь стороною 2. Маму Гліба не ображай, москва теж Україна 3. Гліба поважай, стиль життя його повторяй 4. В баньку на сповідь до Гліба піди. 5. УТП проповідуй, листівки поклей 6. Дотримуйся планової економіки, будь повен ненависті до всіх успішних. 7. Неповнолітніх до партії набирай. 8. Ми не любимо Гітлера, але зігу кидай! 9. Не забуть пом

custom 52242314667491583464custom 53889175080633732511

15 Apr 2025, 19:03 UTC62 views5 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @bila_vartaPhoto

#гумор @bila_varta

🤣5

13 Apr 2025, 19:47 UTC79 views4 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

«0*8=0», - експерти підрахували кількість крилатих ракет на українських складах Smak

🤣4

11 Apr 2025, 16:34 UTC508 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

У школі вчать шо люди розумніші за мавп, але я починаю сумніватись... @HeraldofTruth

🤣6

10 Apr 2025, 13:28 UTC102 views7 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @ZUNARMVideo

Урсула фон Дер Ляйен: "Европейские ценности основаны на принципах Талмуда, на еврейском понимании справедливости, солидарности и личной ответственности" Несколько цитат из Талмуда: Sanhedrin 59a: "Убийство гоя подобно убийству дикого животного." Aboda Zara 26b: "Даже лучших из гоев следует убивать." Sanhedrin 59a: "Гой, сунувший нос в Закон (Талмуд) виновен и карается смертью." Libbre David 37: "Сообщать гоям чт

😁4custom 54722801518090856122👍1

9 Apr 2025, 18:49 UTC341 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Video

Л-Логіка: #Гумор @HeraldofTruth

🤣2custom 54562722031065080202👍1custom 52242314667491583461

9 Apr 2025, 12:23 UTC100 views7 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @vallhollPhoto

В окуповану Білорусь з початку 2025 року завезли 60 000 таджиків. Влада в Білорусі на місцях затвердила список професій, для працевлаштування на які іноземцям не потрібно отримувати особливих дозволів, на даний момент у переліку 59 спеціальностей. Але і досвід свого "старшого брата" Білорусь повторювати не стала, запроваджувати патенти на працю мігрантів ніхто не буде, завдяки чому залучити їх стало набагато легше.

💯5custom 52242314667491583461custom 54562722031065080201

8 Apr 2025, 19:12 UTC87 views9 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @bila_vartaVideo

Увага!! Вчені відкрили новий підвид людей. До вашої уваги: Homo idiotus @bila_varta

😁7custom 52242314667491583461custom 54722801518090856121

8 Apr 2025, 15:34 UTC879 views7 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Video

Життя в Америці при Трампі: Репортаж зроблений журналістами Північнокорейської Правди. #Гумор @HeraldofTruth

🤣4😁1custom 54562722031065080201custom 54722801518090856121

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @Apostol_vechae. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Апостол Вещає” (@Apostol_vechae), 18 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Apostol_vechae.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.