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Здесь так нельзя vol2

@zdesnelza

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

101subscribers

+9 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002261389690
TypeChannel
Username@zdesnelza
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 October 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 11 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/zdesnelza

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 64% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

9210196.57 August 2026 — 92 subscribers9 August 2026 — 92 subscribers16 August 2026 — 93 subscribers1 September 2026 — 94 subscribers9 September 2026 — 96 subscribers17 September 2026 — 95 subscribers30 September 2026 — 101 subscribers7 August 202630 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 54 days, net +9. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 91–102 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
30 Sept 2026, 11:41101+6
17 Sept 2026, 02:3995-1
9 Sept 2026, 13:3696+2
1 Sept 2026, 00:4894+1
16 Aug 2026, 04:3693+1
9 Aug 2026, 13:4692no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:2392first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 18 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

160 reactions across 19 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🕊7144.4%
🔥3521.9%
⚡1710.6%
🤯1610.0%
👾116.88%
🙏63.75%
😢31.88%
💊10.625%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 160 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 18 May 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 08:36 UTC25 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Если вы увидите больше одного солнца на небе, распахните глаза и смотрите в оба, пока оно не произойдет

👾3🤯1

23 Jul 2026, 19:41 UTC117 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026

я фоню не подходите я мечтаю о тебе стынет кровь, боятся дети воробьям не по себе я фоню и это весело в голове седой бозон, я храню запас, мой цезий для вселенной на потом я фоню и это славно мирный атом это друг перспектива гаснет плавно, мирный сон и вольный дух я фоню какая жалость все распалось на куски все финально прохудилось как вонючие носки я фоню и в этом братцы есть какой то высший план нас научат распадат…

🔥6🙏6👾3

11 Jul 2026, 12:33 UTC153 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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А вы знали, что на этой планете в наличии вода в жидком виде

🔥7🤯3

6 Jul 2026, 15:37 UTC141 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026

2020 главное первое лицо мужчины пошло в соседний универмаг радуясь тому эффекту что оставляла его акриловая одежда. все вокруг понимали что главный герой мудила и стремились его обвесить. это было возможно ввиду того что он по своей воле поместил себя в условия отсутствия магазинов самообслуживания. он сминал скользкий фантик в узком кармане когда понял что конфет вышло на сто грамм меньше от заявленного веса и сам…

🔥7

1 Jul 2026, 11:29 UTC167 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

🔥4🕊2

24 Jun 2026, 16:42 UTC224 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

🔥6🕊3🤯1

23 Jun 2026, 09:34 UTC181 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Куплю гармонь недорого

⚡4🕊3

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @zdesnelza. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Здесь так нельзя vol2” (@zdesnelza), 101 subscribers as measured 30 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zdesnelza.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.