Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear in near-verbatim form on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts — open both and compare (1 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Channels this entry shares post bodies with, where at least one matching post pair has no forward credit between the two channels, or to a common source, recorded in our data
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 0 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.
“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 272 comparable posts for this entry, running 5 August 2026 to 13 November 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Recorded under the key clone_mutual, last confirmed 14 November 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Growth
53 measurements spanning 97 days, net +610. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 53
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
11 Nov 2026, 13:58
14,270
-8
9 Nov 2026, 19:19
14,278
-1
8 Nov 2026, 07:59
14,279
-3
6 Nov 2026, 23:57
14,282
-7
5 Nov 2026, 22:06
14,289
-5
4 Nov 2026, 19:27
14,294
-6
3 Nov 2026, 18:44
14,300
-4
2 Nov 2026, 21:37
14,304
-3
1 Nov 2026, 21:28
14,307
-10
31 Oct 2026, 20:29
14,317
-8
30 Oct 2026, 17:18
14,325
-7
29 Oct 2026, 14:59
14,332
-3
28 Oct 2026, 15:08
14,335
-3
27 Oct 2026, 15:47
14,338
-10
26 Oct 2026, 14:20
14,348
+2
25 Oct 2026, 15:00
14,346
-8
24 Oct 2026, 14:16
14,354
-10
23 Oct 2026, 15:47
14,364
-11
22 Oct 2026, 13:20
14,375
-9
21 Oct 2026, 04:07
14,384
first reading
Engagement
340 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 60 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
11.9%
avg views ÷ 14,270 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,690
140 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.92%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
141
of 340 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 109 of 140 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 November 2026
Posts held
340 (5 August 2026 – 13 November 2026)
Views total
236,791
Reactions total
11,019
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
13 Nov 2026, 20:06 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈6,870
Videos
≈1,570
Links
≈42,200
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
53m 02s
Average length
33s
Measured directly from 97 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
22,862 reactions across 265 posts, in 30 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
4,637
20.3%
👍
4,085
17.9%
😁
2,856
12.5%
😱
2,666
11.7%
🤣
2,272
9.94%
💔
956
4.18%
🙏
911
3.98%
😢
869
3.80%
👎
782
3.42%
🥴
709
3.10%
🤨
550
2.41%
👏
406
1.78%
👌
308
1.35%
🤩
189
0.827%
😘
106
0.464%
🤪
89
0.389%
🤔
87
0.381%
😭
84
0.367%
🤷♀
79
0.346%
🥰
75
0.328%
10 further kinds
146
0.639%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 276 of the 340 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 22,862 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 340 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 13 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 25 of 141 posts held from the last 30 days (17.7%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
سلام، بعد یه نبودن خیلی طولانی
چالش هوو
خاله بزرگم که خدا بیامرزدش سه تا هوو داشت که با خودش میشدن چهارتا(عقدی)بماند که چقدر هم صیغه ای داشته،زن دوم شوهرش از شوهر قبلیش بچه داشته از شوهرخالمم بچه آورده، زن سوم از شوهر قبلیش بچه داشته از این شوهرش نیاورده، زن چهارمش رو ما اصلا ندیدیم دختر بوده از شوهر خالم یه دختر اورد، طلاق گرفت دخترش و زن سومش بزرگ کرد،الان زن دومش و خالم که زن اول بوده فوت کردن فقط زن سوم براش موند…
سلام دوست عزیزم شما که زن دوم هستی
عزیزم ایناکه گفتی از گفته های شوهرتون هست آیا واقعا خودت با چشمت دیدی وشنیدی
اخه مردا اکثرا برای جلب رضایت زن دوم خیلی دروغ سرهم میکنند وحتی زن اول رو بیمار نشون میدند این مردا با زن دوم خیلی بهتر رفتار میکنند وکارایی که زن اول باش مشکل دارن رو برای دومی انجام نمیدند دیدین اول ازدواج ها چه زن چه مرد چقدر باهم رودربایسی دارن ولی کم کم همه چیز عادی میشه ودیگه رفتارشون مثل قبل نیست
ا…
سلام میخواستم به اون دوست عزیزی که فانتزی هوو بازی تو سرش هست بگم گلم تو این چیزا برات شوخیه وفانتزی اما برای هوو خیلیم جدیه یهو میبنی کاری کرده که شوهرت با ی لقد پرتت کنه وسط خیابون مال واموال
بزنه به نامش وشما آواره و دل شکسته البته دور از جونت خواهشا اصلا حتی برای مزاح هم نگو
شوهر خواهر نامرد من رفت سر خواهر جونم ی زن مسن صیغه کرد به خدا کاری کرد که داشت خواهرم و۲تا بچه کوچیک تو اتاق اتیش میزد کارا خدا فرار …
سلام به همه ...یکی از آشناهای ما چندین سال پیش با پنج شش تا بچه رفت سر خانمش هوو آورد چون با هم خیلی نمی ساختند و خانواده شوهر هم از این خانم دلخوشی نداشتند .. اما خانوم اول طلاق نگرفت گفت تو شهر کوچیک همین که اسم شوهر رومه کافیه .. بچه ها بزرگ شدند موفق شدند اما خانم دوم بچه دار نشد ارتباطی هم با هم نداشتند شوهر کلا زن اول و بچه ها رو ول کرده بود .. چند سال پیش شوهر از دنیا رفت زن دوم دید تنهاست اومد پیش زن اول و بچ…
سلام سحرجان ودوستان گروه پیروچالش هوومن یه زن عمودارم ایقدخودش بالامیگرفت ویه عیب به همه میذاشت مثلانی فلانی هوس بازه اون زنشودوست نداره بازنهای دیگه است وکدوم خانم نتونست شوهرش نگه کنه وووووووحالاخودش اصلامحل به عموم نمیذاشت ادم حسابش نمیکردهروزبافامیلاش وفامیلای شوهرش به گشت وگذاربودخونه هم میومدبایدحداقل دوسه نفرش میاوردمیموندن پیشش عموهم خسته میشه جنگ ودعواراه میندازه رفت یه یه زن دوم گرفت ولی حالاخانم سنش هم زیا…
😭واریس #پا و #رگهای_عنکبوتی و #واریس_زیر_زانو😱
اگه میخوای واریست کامل رفع بشه و از سنگینی و سوزش و رگهای کبودت خلاص بشی❗
نیازی به لیزر و عمل هزینههای سنگین نیست❌
با روش کاملاً گیاهی و تضمینی✅
خانم ارتقی متخصص با ۷ سال سابقه و صدها نتيجه فوق العاده استثنائاً امروز برای ۱۰ نفر مشاوره رایگان گذاشتن😍
✅ برای مشاوره همین الان کلمه ( واریس ) بفرست👇🏻
@Liftbini23
@Liftbini23
@Liftbini23
✅ برای دیدن رضایت مشتری روی لینک…
سلام دوستان عزیز
آخرشبه و داشتم چالش میخوندم فکر کردم واقعا چالش هوو چقدر میتونه برای یه زن درد آور باشه
یه سوال اون خانم ها که همسر دوم شدن اگه بلعکس بود خودشون اولی بود بعد دومی میومد همینطور راضی بودن ؟
من اصلا واقعا نمیتونم تحمل کنم یا درک اینو کنم همسرم کنار یکی بخوابه بغلش کنه بوسش کنه ، بعد یه شب دیگه بیاد کنار من همین کارو کنه
من که واقعا میگم داخل یه قلب❤️ هیچ وقت دونفر جا نمیشه
امشب به همسرمم گفتم اگه یه رو…
❌ درمان ریشه لک پوست ❌️
با کرم بیوممتیک اورجینال طی ۲۰ روز پوست صورتتو صاف روشن شفاف کن مثل آینه 😍
🇮🇷 بهترین کرم جوانساز ایران 🇮🇷
⬅️ مناسب انواع لک (هورمونی، ملاسما ، بارداری و...
⬅️ رفع جوش ، رفع منافذ ، رفع چین چروک
⬅️ روشن کننده ، جوانساز ، آبرسان
⬅️ بدون عوارض و بدون بازگشت
⬅️ کاملا گیاهی و دائمی و تضمینی
✅ برای مشاوره رایگان عدد ( ۹ ) رو به آیدی زیر ارسال کنید
@Moshavere_Bartar_1
@Moshavere_Bartar_1
✅ بزن …
یه همسایه دارم خانم خوشکل با اصل و نصب کدبانو با کلاس همه چیز تمام اما شوهرش هیز چشم چرون به تمام زن های کوچه یه دور پیشنهاد شب خوابی داده چه شوهر دارن چه ندارن😡😡 این خانم میدونه که شوهرش تو محل به همسایه ها نظر داره ولی زورش نمیرسه بنده خدا میگه اولش به روش نیاوردم بعدش دعوا کردم قهر کردم محبت کردم خانوادش رو در جریان گزاشتم اما آقای شوهر از رو نمیرفت حالا بشنوید از حرفایی که پشت سر خانمش به زن های محل میگفت و ز…
سلام سحرجون و دوستان خوبم میخوام بگم چالش هوو چالش جالبیه راستش یکی از فامیل های ما رفت زن یه آدم پولدار شد که زن و بچه داشت این فامیل ما تو زندگی قبلیش شکست خورده بود و از مال دنیا هیچی نداشت خودش کار میکرد خرج خودش رو در میآورد تا اینکه با این آقا آشنا شد و یدفعه زندگیش زیر و رو شد این آقا براش ماشین خرید ساختمان ۳ طبقه خرید نزدیک ۱ کیلو طلا خرید 😎 این فامیل ما رسما از هیچ به همه چیز رسید فقط تنها چیزی که نارا…
👍101❤34😱13🤣7💔2😁1
Showing the 12 most recent of 340 posts we hold for @zaanoone. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts recorded as deleted after publishing
We recorded 13 posts on @zaanoone as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.
A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.
First seen missing
8 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
6 November 2026
Median time before seen missing
28 hours
Seen missing in the last 30 days
1
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 16 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
2
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
2
vacant every time we have ever looked
@zaanoone named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@zaanoonr named in 1 post, 7 November 2026 – 7 November 2026
@organickoilandtea named in 1 post, 12 August 2026 – 12 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“♥️ چالش زنونه ♥️” (@zaanoone), 14,270 subscribers as measured 11 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zaanoone.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.