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养只小猫开心

@yzxmkx

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4subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003813068393
TypeChannel
Username@yzxmkx
Created23 June 2026measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded13 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/yzxmkx

Growth

411 August 2026 — 4 subscribers13 August 2026 — 4 subscribers11 August 202613 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3–5 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 10:034no change
11 Aug 2026, 22:004first reading

Engagement

7 posts held, back to 23 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
5762.5%
avg views ÷ 4 subscribers
Avg views / post
231
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
2
of 7 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026
Posts held7 (23 June 202611 August 2026)
Views total461
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 10:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
1
Videos
3
Links
2

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
27s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 06:15 UTC441 viewsread 13 August 2026
Video

店铺:#养只小猫 女仆:#开心 类型:#清纯女高 #颜值 价格:600/h 出击人:#lili 出击时间:2026.7 首次服役时间:2026.6 环境: B 小区 床 人照相似度:9分 五官精致 身材:官方B,小小只,屁股手感好 身高:158 体重:86 皮肤:嫩,白度平整度尚可 态度:需要引导,主动性一般 敏感处: 全身 抽烟:一起吞云吐雾 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:小蟒🐍,可以一直亲 总结:先说结论,开心是6月底来的女高,9月份去学校报道,7月初开始我也是陆陆续续点了6钟以上,五官精致,小小一只,性格超级好,会害羞会脸红,装造可御可甜,算是26年暑假刷过的女高女大里面的佼佼者,弥补了Annie放暑假回家的遗憾。 过程:第一次在店里遇到开心,就被她的五官深深吸引,给她递了一支烟,一起吞云吐雾,简单几句聊天能感觉出她的真诚,奈何她后面的钟已约满,只能约好下次见。 隔了两天,果断找渐渐约了头钟外派,下午在滨江见到了开心

6 Jul 2026, 15:02 UTC317 viewsread 13 August 2026
Forwarded from @kgjdddd

#空港基地 @一号飞行员 #开心 #养只小猫 #上城 #2026.7 #2h 店铺:https://t.me/yangzhixiaomao/82489 颜值8.5 身材8.5 皮肤 8 敏感度 8.5 性格8.5 综合体验:9 优点:五官好看,是我喜欢的类型 缺点:黄皮,如果是白皮,将会无敌 过程:因为感觉开心挺好看的,有一天晚上 10 点,开心外派回店,特意过去看了一眼,五官立体,穿搭有品,是我喜欢的风格。 找了一个机会外派,我在楼下等她,迎面走来就吸引了周边所有人的目光,好看,特别好看。 进入房间,介绍说,她姓 z,我很疑惑,现在上钟要报名字了吗,她说我是不是猜到她叫啥了,我黑人问号?她说她叫 z 开心。 嗷嗷,你好呀,z 开心。 我抱着她开始亲亲,她身高不高,亲的却是很有感觉,漂亮的妹妹总是忍不住想为她服务,但是她说这里不行,那里也不行,我只能不断尝试可行的路径,躺着不行那跪着行不?跪着不行那侧着行不

24 Jun 2026, 08:10 UTC691 views0 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

店铺:#养只小猫 女仆:#开心 店铺资料: 类型:#纯情女高 价格:500/1h +隔天1h 出击人:#孔无水 出击时间:2026.06 环境:A 小区大床带卫生间 一次性床单 人照相似度:人照8 罩杯:胸B- 身材:萝莉身材 身高:158 体重:84 皮肤:白度3.5,弹性4.5,平滑度4.5 态度:b,配合度一般主动性一般。 聊天交流:顺畅,不精神 敏感处: 全身 抽烟:吸 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:小香舌 可以一直亲 过程:好久没cj了..临时到杭州打开tg发现无处可去!还是去看渐渐吧..意外之喜今天临时晚上11点居然有新人..看模卡不错果断约上..到有点早就睡着了..醒来发现妹妹头钟被约了..天塌了😂..为什么不叫醒我🥹..没关系..等待妹妹下钟.. 见到妹妹哦豁不错..五官比例很协调..穿衣衣品也不错!黑色上衣白色蕾丝边..白色棉质长裙配黑色小皮鞋很可爱啊!人照模卡照片右上8分..颜值分可以给7.5..要是妆

24 Jun 2026, 04:20 UTC516 viewsread 13 August 2026

🎓【2026年女仆大学全国统一招生考试】 ———————————————— 考生姓名:#开心 考试日期:2026.6 考试地点:https://t.me/yangzhixiaomao 监考官:#cdd 评级:#清北 推荐理由: ———————————————— 📝第一题:标大篇【分】 颜值:8分【五官精致立体,脸很小,很嫩!比摩卡好看】 身材:7.5分【娇小玲珑,皮肤光滑】 爱好:8分【无烟味,无纹身舌钉唇钉】 吻技:8分【大蟒蛇、能一直亲】 敏感度:8分【乳头、大腿、豆豆比较敏感,会轻声哼哼】 情绪价值:9分【虽害羞但配合度很高,服务意识强】 ———————————————— 🛎第二题:超大篇【选做题】【分】 仪表着装:10分【一丝不挂】 丛林秘境:8分【正常生长】 山间小溪:9分【潺潺流淌】 综合尺度:9分【分数代表一切】 ———————————————— 💬第三题:评价篇 妹妹不到19岁,刚高中毕业,纯素人。本人比摩卡看上

24 Jun 2026, 04:19 UTC202 views0 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Forwarded from @Shayulajiao12345678Video

#养只小猫 #开心 出击时间:2026年6月下 BGM:五月天 - 笑忘歌 环境:小区房,干净大房间,大床投影 🧸 颜值:清纯系好妹妹。小脸,大眼睛,眼神干净得像刚洗过的玻璃。刘海有一点碎,笑起来会先抿嘴,然后眼睛慢慢弯起来。不是攻击性很强的漂亮,是那种你坐近了会突然发现:怎么越看越好看。 👗 身材:158/86,标准少女感。B,骨架小,手臂和腿都细,整体轻轻薄薄的。屁股是标准扁平系,好在比例干净,抱起来很乖。 ✨ 皮肤:正常肤色,软度滑度都不错。不是冷白皮路线,但手感舒服,干净、温热、贴近人。 🎀 态度:主动性不错。不是那种很会演的妹妹,但会顺着你的节奏来,也会有自己的小动作。接吻会回应,靠近的时候不僵,熟一点之后会慢慢放开。属于刚开始腼腆,进入状态后很配合的类型。 🔒 尺度:标大里的惊喜型。边界清楚,隔裤摸摸为主,但配合度不错,不是那种冷冰冰卡死的感觉。 ⚡️ 敏感度:表面忍者,身体很诚实。亲胸的时候能忍,

Showing the 7 most recent of 7 posts we hold for @yzxmkx. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 910,916 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“养只小猫开心” (@yzxmkx), 4 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/yzxmkx.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.