3 measurements spanning 7 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 346–347 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Aug 2026, 11:38
346
-1
8 Aug 2026, 06:49
347
no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:47
347
first reading
Engagement
15 posts held, back to 14 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
11.8%
avg views ÷ 346 subscribers
Avg views / post
41.0
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
31.7%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 15 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held
15 (14 May 2026 – 6 August 2026)
Views total
82
Reactions total
26
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
8 Aug 2026, 06:49 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
2m 26s
Average length
37s
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
250 reactions across 14 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
99
39.6%
👍
76
30.4%
👏
23
9.20%
❤
16
6.40%
😁
13
5.20%
🤩
8
3.20%
🆒
6
2.40%
🤔
4
1.60%
custom 5458604417592863845
3
1.20%
custom 5372917041193828849
2
0.8%
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 250reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 14 May 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
14
across the posts below
Posts paid on
8
of 15 we hold a reading for · 53%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @yuppiesatel. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 15 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 14 May 2026 to 6 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
ЯППИсатель - ЯППИшу пятую историю…
Когда я начинал писать эту книгу, мне казалось, что это история одного человека.
Теперь понимаю - я слегка ошибался.
Это история одного города в масштабе происходящего в стране!
Города, в котором люди годами проходят мимо друг друга, даже не подозревая, что однажды их судьбы окажутся связаны в один тугой узел.
Обычный продавец в магазине продуктов.
Девушка, которая пытается спа…
Поговорим о юморе?
В том числе и в литературе он тоже есть и это не украшение.
Это один из самых сильных инструментов писателя.
Хорошая шутка может раскрыть характер героя лучше, чем несколько страниц описаний.
Ирония помогает говорить о сложных вещах без назидательности.
Не случайно наши классики прекрасно владели юмором.
Гоголь заставлял смеяться над человеческими пороками, Чехов находил комичное в повседневной…
Подъехали новости от психологов.
Оказывается, лежать на диване - это тоже работа.
Психологи говорят: когда вы ничего не делаете, мозг проводит внутреннюю ревизию. Раскладывает по местам воспоминания, эмоции и весь тот хаос, который вы любовно собирали последние недели.
Так что фраза «хватит бездельничать» морально устарела.
Иногда самое полезное, что можно сделать для мозга, - это перестать делать хоть что-нибудь.
…
К посту выше, мне удалось раздобыть секретный документ, который готовят для ГОСТирования писателей!
С 1 сентября в России начинает действовать профстандарт Писатель.
В моём распоряжении оказались важнейшие пункты этого исторического для русской культуры документа.
1. Русский Писатель обязан быть человеком пьющим. Предпочитающие наркотики авторы признаются застрявшими в прошлом и высылаются творить на какие-нибудь К…
В России появится ГОСТ для писателей, - СМИ.
С 1 сентября (снова в школу получается) 2026 года в России вступает в силу стандарт для профессии «писатель», он будет действовать до 1 сентября 2032 года.
Интересно, а дальше что-ж?
Документ позволит авторам официально оформлять трудовые отношения, защищать авторские права и претендовать на меры социальной поддержки.
Я готов, куда выезжать?😁
Для получения статуса пис…
Сегодня день рождения Пушкина.
И вот представил я себе забавную картину.
Сидим мы с Александром Сергеевичем где-нибудь в баре и не на Патриках. Не в трактире, конечно, времена уже другие.
Показываю ему свои рукописи на ноутбуке.
- Ну что, Александр Сергеевич, ознакомьтесь.
XXI век.
Современная литература.
Пушкин полистал «Миссию», заглянул в «Интригу - Семь дней», просмотрел «Траблшутера».
- Михаил, а что это у в…
«Траблшутер» и «Игла»: почему я вплёл фильм Виктора Цоя в историю Мирона?
Мне в «Траблшутер» важно было показать не только внешнюю сторону жизни Мирона - успешного человека, способного решать чужие проблемы, но и его внутренний мир.
Именно поэтому в произведении появились воспоминания, связанные с фильмом «Игла» и Виктором Цоем.
Для Мирона и меня это не просто культовое кино конца 80-х. Это часть личной биографии, …
Видео 18+ присутствует ненормативная лексика и слово - пох..ю в огромных количествах!
Сегодня, оказывается, День пофигиста!
Праздник, неофициальный, но удивительно жизненный и необходимый, как я считаю.
В нашем мире, где все куда-то спешат, что-то доказывают, спорят и нервничают, пофигизм стал почти философией выживания.
Не равнодушием - отнюдь нет. Скорее умением вовремя отпустить лишнее и сохранить себя.
Иногда…
🔥7😁6🤩3❤1
Signed Michael Mitrofanov
Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @yuppiesatel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ЯППИсатель” (@yuppiesatel), 346 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/yuppiesatel.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
