758. Не отключаю авто-перевод на Реддите, потому что хороший повод посмеяться нужен всегда. Думаю, там, где Иисус, скалки всегда бесплатные и для них всегда есть место на кухне.
❤🔥6😁2
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva

Channel
@youtried
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
274subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001169231322 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @youtried |
| Description | Бытовой малый жанр Серьезный (нет) канал про философию: @howtolooksmart Обсудить что угодно: @humanaviator |
| Created | 5 April 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/youtried |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:32 | 274 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 07:02 | 274 | first reading |
10 posts held, back to 13 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 10 (13 July 2026 – 3 August 2026) |
| Views total | 763 |
| Reactions total | 96 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 6 Aug 2026, 23:32 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
126 reactions across 10 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 48 | 38.1% | |
| ❤ | 22 | 17.5% | |
| 😁 | 19 | 15.1% | |
| ✍ | 10 | 7.94% | |
| 🎉 | 8 | 6.35% | |
| ❤🔥 | 6 | 4.76% | |
| 💔 | 5 | 3.97% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 2.38% | |
| 🙏 | 3 | 2.38% | |
| 🥰 | 2 | 1.59% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 126reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 13 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
758. Не отключаю авто-перевод на Реддите, потому что хороший повод посмеяться нужен всегда. Думаю, там, где Иисус, скалки всегда бесплатные и для них всегда есть место на кухне.
❤🔥6😁2
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
На фон частенько ставлю великий сериал Murder, She Wrote (наверняка у вас в голове начала эта музычка играть). Все очень нравится, но все-таки самым фантастическим допущением в этом сериале я считаю не то, что за двести с лишним убийств, при которых «совершенно случайно» присутствовала Джессика Флэтчер, её так никто и не заподозрил, а то, что тетушка 65+ лет постоянно выходит из своего любимого, привычного и уютного …
🔥6😁3🥰2
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
Ok, rude.
😁3
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
Кстати! Очень неплохое оливковое масло, делает русско-турецкая пара, древний сорт византийских оливок, семейная плантация, доставка Озона, миллениальное название, все, как мы любим.
🔥6✍5
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
757. General reminder: не забывайте обжаривать свои персики в сливочном масле. Чтобы потом смешать их с мясистыми томатами, свежей кукурузой (срезанной с кочерыжки и тоже слегка обжаренной в масле с хлопьями чили), рваным базиликом двух цветов, красным луком (слегка полежавшим в холодной воде для меньшей кусачести) и рваной моцареллой. Заправить винегретом из хорошего оливкового масла с бальзамическим уксусом, солью…
❤8✍5
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
756. Из одной из банок получились вяленые лактоферментированные сливы и пудра из высушенных шкурок лактоферментированных слив. Рецепт, разумеется, из гайда по ферментации Noma, где еще взять что-то настолько же странное. Сливы ферментируются с 2% соли от веса слив (+я доливала еще немного воды, так как мои сливы сдаваться не желали) дней 5-7 в завсимости от температуры в комнате, потом высушиваются отдельно в дегидр…
🔥5❤4
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
755. Спустя сколько? Два года? Нерегулярного печения хлебов на закваске я наконец поняла, как это надо делать: как пойдет. Хлеб — просто мука и вода, это. не должно. быть. сложно. В итоге я перестала строить свой день вокруг рецептов хлебов (Замес десять минут. Складывание каждые полчаса. Ферментация четыре часа. Расстойка два часа. Бла-бла) и начала просто печь как пойдет. Опара постоит и двадцать часов. Ферментаци…
🔥10❤5👏3😁2
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
754. Спустя два месяца спорадических тренировок, пропусков, безделья и спиртовой диеты в сотый раз возвращаюсь в зал. Иногда кажется, что нет в этой жизни стабильности, а только возвращения, возвращения и возвращения (или тоска по возвращению). Такая философская мысль к фотке банок: наконец-то постепенно возвращаюсь к своим рабочим весам, хотя я и вернулась к тому, чтобы выглядеть так, как будто не поднимала в своей …
🔥10🎉8🙏3
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
753. Последний год выглядит как кусок сыра, до которого ты добрался очень пьяный — тут и там откусаны недели и месяцы — бестолковая тревога, отчаяние, мрачные мысли. Причем решения в основном понятные, надеть маску сначала на себя: спать, есть, не вовлекаться в деструктивное поведение, перестать пить ведро джина в день, ходить гулять и трогать траву. Но это все, конечно, очень скучно — мне и самой пиздец как скучно э…
❤5💔5
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
752. Недавно несколько раз пересказывала рецепт моего go to, когда речь заходит о заготовке говядины. Очень популярный и базовый рецепт, который можно «обратить» в почти любую кухню мира, мне кажется. Я делаю так: — Покупаю кусман обычной говядины. Голяшку без кости, или огузок, для тушения что-нибудь, какие-то части шейно-лопаточной части говядины. Нужно, чтобы в мясе были прожилки — для тушения нам желательны соед…
🔥11😁9
Signed Ekaterina Kudryavtseva
Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @youtried. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,076,383 of 1,336,469entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Катя и её банки” (@youtried), 274 subscribers as measured 6 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/youtried.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.