Channel
@ya_govno_em
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry
52subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001502928489 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ya_govno_em |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ya_govno_em |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 7 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 84% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Oct 2026, 00:58 | 52 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 09:16 | 53 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:23 | 53 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 12 May 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 May 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
51 reactions across 9 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 14 | 27.5% | |
| custom 5269407573445975439 | 11 | 21.6% | |
| 🤣 | 9 | 17.6% | |
| 🤔 | 6 | 11.8% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 7.84% | |
| custom 5416039998904345140 | 3 | 5.88% | |
| 🤬 | 3 | 5.88% | |
| custom 5389048680659563012 | 1 | 1.96% |
Custom emoji. 3 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 51 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 12 May 2024 to 13 May 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Народ, у меня в последнее время хуева туча дел, забот и проблем, на канал тупо нету времени, нету времени чтобы продолжать писать вам ахуительнейшие посты и продолжать с достоинством вести канал. По сему, я его тупо замораживаю. Канал заморозится в 21:00 по мск. Спасибо вам, ваш Govno post. Ваши жопы ебал.
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Во, он же вылитый император палпатин из звёздных войн! 1 в 1, реально. И по сути такой же гандон, если он такой должности удостоился.
❤1
Вот кстати этот самый андрей белорусов. Выглядит как вселенское зло, ещё страшнее, чем сам путин. По уровню злобности его внешний вид даже опережает гитлера со сталиным, по-моему. Максимально стрёмный тип. Андрей белоусов находится на государственной службе с 2006 года. В 2006-2008 годах он был заместителем министра экономического развития. В 2008-2012 годах Белоусов стал директором департамента экономики и финансо…
«Киев за 3 дня»; «ядерна сверхдержава»; «вторая армия мира»; храм вооружённых сил за 6 миллиардов рублей; «шойну, где нахуй боеприпасы»; мятеж вагнеровцев; белгородскую область не переставая бомбят два года; боевые дроны прилетают в кремль; вражеские прилёты по нефтебазам; сотни тысяч погибших на войне за пару областей; мабилизация; а ещё юнармия. И большинство из вышеперечисленного произошло только за последние два …
🤬2🤣1
Это уже не крыса, это теперь крыzа. (Шучу как могу)
Одно только не ясно. Какого хуя на его место поставили именно первого заместителя главы правительства андрея белоусова? Это давольно таки неочевидный человек для поста главы МИНЕСТЕРСТВА ОБОРОНЫ, я бы даже сказал, очень неочевидный. Сколько у рф военачальников и прочих причастностых к военному делу людей, а выбрали типа, о котором даже никто не слышал, который работал йобаным помощником. Но должности лишился не оди…
Шойгу походу убрали с поста главы минестерства обороны россии🥱 Всё, теперь точно спокойной ночи.
👍3❤1
Челы, спокойной ночи💙
❤6👍1
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Число погибших из-за взрыва подъезда в белгороде возросло до 8 человек, по словам белгородских властей. При этом, спасатели уже несколько раз за день приостанавливали свою работу из-за угроз очередного ракетного обстрела.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @ya_govno_em. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Этот взрыв устроили русские спецслужбы?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 12 May 2024 to 13 May 2024. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Govno post” (@ya_govno_em), 52 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ya_govno_em.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.